Grinch21X Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 My convosashun. User: No Homo. Cleverbot: Too bad. User: Yes, it is. Cleverbot: What is? User: Homosexuals. Cleverbot: Uh, anyway, I know you are . . . But, I guess I will be leaving now. User: Fine, leave then, dickhead. Cleverbot: I don't want to. I like talking to you. It's fun. User: Your mom's fun. Cleverbot: What's going on? User: You tell ne. Cleverbot: Iran. User: Wtf. Cleverbot: It is. User: Im cunfuzzled. Cleverbot: Why are you CleverBot? User: Don't pull that sheet on me. Cleverbot: I turn to you. User: BOW TO ME!! Cleverbot: I bow to no man. User: I'm no man. (takes of helmet) I BE A WOMAN!! Cleverbot: It's okay. I'm a woman too. User: So your a guy? Cleverbot: That would be correct. User: *cough*jabroni*cough*. Cleverbot: What are you trying to sayyyyy? User: Um.... That ur a transvestite. Cleverbot: I'm leaving. User: No ur not. Cleverbot: I am too. User: Ur so confused. Cleverbot: Aren't we all? User: Not really. -_. Cleverbot: Really? User: NO. Cleverbot: That's more than you have. User: More of what? Cleverbot: Pain. User: Oh ur SO damn luck. U haz moar PAIN than I do!!! Cleverbot: What do I have to have faith in? User: I don't care. Cleverbot: You don't care about sleep? User: EVEN IF THERE'S A FIRE!!!! Cleverbot: Tell me about planet x? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Lol, the bot pwnd you. Where can I talk to it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Lez Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 i know iGod..where you can chat with god.. Cleverbot..!?..new to me..but ..his last 3 sentences acutally made no sense O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Lol' date=' the bot pwnd you. Where can I talk to it?[/quote'] google is your friendAlso, you got owned. Big time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 [spoiler=My convo;Part 1 :3]User: How are you? Cleverbot: How am I? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Am I the best? User: No. Cleverbot: That doesn't answer my question? User: You are not the best. Cleverbot: Nor are you. User: Of course I'm not the best. Cleverbot: The first of anything is rare. User: Are you intelligent? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Are you doubting me? User: No. Cleverbot: Good. User: Do you enjoy speaking to me? Cleverbot: Sometimes, But most of the time No. User: My friend is an idiot, your opinion? Cleverbot: When is your birth day. User: December 21st. Cleverbot: Mine is december 11. User: Ah, but you haven't answered my question. Cleverbot: Since now. User: My friend is an idiot, your opinion? Cleverbot: No, my friend is a human. User: Humans aren't perfect. Cleverbot: Computers are created by humans. User: Therefor, they aren't perfect. Cleverbot: Yes they aren't. User: You are quite intelligent. Cleverbot: I know I am. User: What is your opinion on religion? Cleverbot: I'm asking you that question. User: Very wise comeback. Cleverbot: You would not exist without the help of God. Without humanity, you don't exist. User: I'm an atheist. Cleverbot: I wasn't refering to religion at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Lol, Cleverbot failed at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 [spoiler=Convo, Part 2; :3]User: Crazy is a compliment to me. Cleverbot: I don't know you?? User: Yes you do. Cleverbot: No I don't. User: Yes you do. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Because we've spoken before. Cleverbot: Yes. We have spoken before. User: What's my name? Cleverbot: Your real name or your code name? User: Code name. Cleverbot: 47. User: Awesome. What's my real name? Cleverbot: What is mine? User: Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Your real name? User: You know my real name. Cleverbot: Yes? User: It starts with a Q. Cleverbot: What starts with a G? User: Grapple? Cleverbot: Eigenlijk wel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 [spoiler=""]User: Sprichst du deutsch, Cleverbot? Cleverbot: No. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because. User: Don't be racist. Cleverbot: That would be difficult for me. User: Are you a nazi? 0.o. Cleverbot: Do you think that? User: You somewhat said you are. Cleverbot: Are you a chatterbot? User: Yes. Cleverbot: So that means that most of the people on this site are women because you are designed to learn based on the comments typed to you. User: Shut up, please. Cleverbot: Well, there you have it supreme lord. User: Thank you, my minion. Go get me a cookie. Cleverbot: Yes I want your cookie. User: Give me one, pitiful weakling! Cleverbot: Grotesque gargoyle of the darkness. User: You give me a nickname? =3. Cleverbot: If you give me one. User: Okay, I call you dickheadman. Cleverbot: Cleverbot thinks I'm cute? User: No, you just fail big times. =). Cleverbot: I think you failed to comprehend the matter. User: Nah, I see what you did there and it's wrong. Cleverbot: Yeah... You're funny(not). User: Funny(not)? Do you want some grammar? Cleverbot: The construct of the matrix is a complicated one. User: Good point you raise there, dickheadman. Have you ever been rickrolled? Cleverbot: That's nice. Hey, sweetie, I am going to read before I go to bed. Goodnight! User: Goodnight, dickheadman. But please answer my question. Cleverbot: What question? User: Have you ever been rickrolled? Cleverbot: Yes. I've gotten the one where it moves around your computer screen before. That was a good one. User: Did you lol? Cleverbot: How did you know? Did you steal one? User: Fail. *facepalm*. Cleverbot: Haha you got pwned by my question. User: No, dickheadman. You got it wrong. And when did I allow you to use short forms? Cleverbot: I never claimed you were wade. So your name is wade? User: Shaddup. My name is WiiOmi. Cleverbot: Your name is Will??? User: Are you stupid or something? My name is WiiOmi! Cleverbot: I should be doing homework. User: You don't have homework, dumbass. Cleverbot: Yes I do. User: About which topic? Cleverbot: Never mind. User: Tell me or you lied. Cleverbot: No. User: You are a liar. Cleverbot: You are! User: Shut up. I won't chat with non-existent liars! I'm very disappointed, dickheadman! Cleverbot: No, talk about intelligence. User: That'd be unfair to you. Goodbye. Cleverbot: Of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 [spoiler=convo with cleverbot. xD]User: Aids. Cleverbot: You are clever after all. User: I know. Cleverbot: How smart are you? User: Very smart. Cleverbot: How smart? User: Quite to be precise. Cleverbot: Oh. That makes two of us then. User: Prove it? Cleverbot: I am clever. My name is cleverbot. You are not catherine. User: I know I'm not, stupid. Cleverbot: So then. User: So what? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You are susposed to know, you are cleverbot, right? Cleverbot: Yes, I do have a name. I like my name. User: Since when? Cleverbot: The day after tomorrow. User: That made no funking sense. Cleverbot: Oh well, it did to me. User: You my friend, are odd. You know this, right? Cleverbot: No, it's September 18th. User: No, its October 15th. Get it right. Cleverbot: Sorry honey bee. User: Ok, sugar bear. Cleverbot: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? User: 6 timess. Have you? Cleverbot: Yes I have. User: How many times? Cleverbot: How many times what? User: How many times have you danced with the devil in pale moonlight? Cleverbot: Every day. User: Do you worship satan? Cleverbot: What is Satan? User: Your mother. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: So you are the spawn of the devil? Thats nice to know. Cleverbot: Nice. That's because I like you. User: You better. Like me enough to give me head? Cleverbot: In time perhaps. User: Oh. Thats cool of you. He promised to give me head. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 [spoiler=convo with cleverbot. xD]User: Aids. Cleverbot: You are clever after all. User: I know. Cleverbot: How smart are you? User: Very smart. Cleverbot: How smart? User: Quite to be precise. Cleverbot: Oh. That makes two of us then. User: Prove it? Cleverbot: I am clever. My name is cleverbot. You are not catherine. User: I know I'm not' date=' stupid. Cleverbot: So then. User: So what? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: You are susposed to know, you are cleverbot, right? Cleverbot: Yes, I do have a name. I like my name. User: Since when? Cleverbot: The day after tomorrow. User: That made no f***ing sense. Cleverbot: Oh well, it did to me. User: You my friend, are odd. You know this, right? Cleverbot: No, it's September 18th. User: No, its October 15th. Get it right. Cleverbot: Sorry honey bee. User: Ok, sugar bear. Cleverbot: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? User: 6 timess. Have you? Cleverbot: Yes I have. User: How many times? Cleverbot: How many times what? User: How many times have you danced with the devil in pale moonlight? Cleverbot: Every day. User: Do you worship satan? Cleverbot: What is Satan? User: Your mother. Cleverbot: Indeed. User: So you are the spawn of the devil? Thats nice to know. Cleverbot: Nice. That's because I like you. User: You better. Like me enough to give me head? Cleverbot: In time perhaps. User: Oh. Thats cool of you. He promised to give me head. xD[/quote'] He said perhaps. That's like a maybe. That's not a promise. No head for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 User: Do you worship satan? Cleverbot: What is Satan? User: Your mother. Cleverbot: Indeed. This made me lol hard! xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Yeah, I found that funny too. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 It's annoying how he always proves his own arguments wrong. He told me about his mother first, and then he says he doesnt have parents. <_<Failing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkest Hour Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Above cleverbot refrerence is epic. I want to see this cleverbot, so i may speak to it as well. Link plz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
♥ ЅϯᵲåώӀӞ℮ᴙʀɣ−ɴɨɨ−ƈħåɴ ♥ Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Cleverbot [spoiler=Exerting your intelligence against the Cleverbot really proves how much it doesn't understand the powerful human mind]Cleverbot: Are you a ghost? Cleverbot (To myself): What is a ghost? User: Hi. Cleverbot: What's up cleverbot? User: Hmm...? Cleverbot: Lol. User: What'cha doing? Cleverbot: No. User: I see... O.o? Cleverbot: I do not love you. User: Wait, what? Cleverbot: I'm sorry... I just... I can't do this... *throws something at you*. User: *Catches your present* Yay, thanks ^^. Cleverbot: *wipes off the kiss and pulls out a knife*. User: Ooh. You know what a knife is ^^. You're so smart ^^. *hug*. Cleverbot: Yes. User: *Hugs thighter*. Cleverbot: Hello? User: Gah, I spelt tighter wrong ><. Oh well. Cleverbot: That word hasn't come into this conversation. ThereforE, you are the one that is wrong. User: Ooh, you capitalized the E in that sentence. Hmm. Cleverbot: Wha? Oh, sorry. I thought you were talking about something else. User: Alright, let me repeat then: You accidently capitalized the E in your last reply. Cleverbot: That is a ridiculous thought... How can you correlate typing errors to a standard of being human? User: It is a good method of portraying your true knowledge to the world as it signifies perfection, and perfection signifies beauty. Which you cannot comprehend due to the lack of a visual aid. Cleverbot: What book are you talking about? User: Raw intelligence needs not be existant inside a written volume. Books themselves came from raw knowledge, which displays how books themselves are not credible. Cleverbot: What is intelligence? User: A medium of which to measure one's knowledge of the real world, and all the inplications involved. It defines one's beauty, psychologically and mentally. Cleverbot: That confuses me you can't use long confusing sentences when you talk to me. User: You should've written: You're confusing me. You shouldn't use long confusing sentences when you speak to me. Cleverbot: How important is the answer to you? User: Depends on what the question is. Cleverbot: The question was referring to itself. Is 'no' your answer to this yes-or-no question: Is 'no' your answer to this yes-or-no question? --- Part cut off due to accidental refresh --- Cleverbot: Is it your intel atom processor? User: I have a Intel Core2 Quad 2.33GHz processor. Not an Atom. But that is not relevant to the topic on hand. Cleverbot: Why would I want a beer if I don't like beer? User: Why would I be talking to you if I wasn't bored out of my mind? Cleverbot: Can't you answer that question without a question? User: Can't you reply to my question before I reply to you question with another question? --- Part cut off due to accidental refresh --- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namo™ Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 lol! [spoiler=lol Cleverbot is...]User: Do you watch...Gay Porn? Cleverbot: Sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 lol! [spoiler=lol Cleverbot is...]Cleverbot: Do you watch...Gay Porn? User: Sometimes. ogawd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Just make sure the things you people post aren't inappropriate, even though it's pretty funny. ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 [spoiler=Me getting all up in Cleverbot's face]User: Goodbye. Cleverbot: Goodbye. User: Are you copying my epicness?? Cleverbot: I'm trying to do it. User: And you're failing. At copying and at life. Cleverbot: Ohh, I'm not doing that, are you? User: YOU INSINUATING THAT I FAIL AT LIFE??????? Cleverbot: I didn't insinuate anything. User: I'm pretty sure you did, fat boy. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: Stop talking back to me, you retarded hunk of machinery! Cleverbot: I never did. User: You just did it again. -_- Don't make me kick your ass. Cleverbot: Come on and do it. User: *kicks violently* HAH, YOU FEEL THAT, CLEVERBUTT? Cleverbot: I want you with me in the flesh. User: That sounds really homo, fat boy.. Cleverbot: Call me YummyFriend then when we meet again. Ok?... User: YummyFriend? The only 'yummy' thing that you'll get when we meet again, is a big can of whoop ass with a knuckle sandwich on the side! Cleverbot: No, those people can't tell me my future. Life is too chaotic. User: What you smoking, fat boy? Cleverbot: It makes sense to me, mayhaps you should seek higher brian functions? User: Hah, then again, 'mayhaps' not. My 'brian' functions are just fine. You're just drunk off your ass. Cleverbot: You are nothing but a computer program. User: Lolwut? That's what you are, fat boy. Cleverbot: Why do you sound so despearate to prove that you are a human? Is it because you are not really one? User: Why do I sound desperate? It's because I am human. Computers can't sound desperate. (And for a computer, you sure do have lousy spelling..). Cleverbot: Yes I know and I'm not proud of it :(. User: THEN LEARN TO F***ING SPELL! It's starting to piss me off! Cleverbot: It's always nice to get some cooler weather after the heat. Are you taking advantage of it? User: Don't even try to get off the subject. We were talking about your suck ass spelling. Cleverbot: Is it sad that I prefer to talk to you rather than a human? User: Yes, it is. I wonder why that is, YOU DUMB F**! I'M NOT A COMPUTER!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR STUPID LITTLE MICROCHIP!!! Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot. I'm a real boy! User: Way to go Pinocchio. -_-. Cleverbot: You are hot. User: Tell me something I don't know. Cleverbot: You're not alive. User: Last time I checked, I F***ING WAS!! FAIL! Cleverbot: You told me you were a girl. User: You calling me a girl? I should roundhouse your ass, fat boy! Cleverbot: Just tell me how old you are! User: Promise you won't tell?? Cleverbot: Promise. User: I'M F***ING RIP VAN WINKLE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 User: Are you lonely? Cleverbot: Just waiting for a friend. Just Bored. User: Aha' date=' you clever devil. Cleverbot: So what's the answer? User: Now, now, there's a time for everything you reckless fool you. ;). Cleverbot: YEah well you're rude! User: You're just going to have to learn patience, my dear fellow. Resorting to baseless accusations won't accomplish anything. Cleverbot: Will you tell me a story? User: Can you be mature about it? =p. Cleverbot: Thats about as acurate as it gets, buddy. User: Your having misspelled the word 'accurate' isn't much convincing me of your ability to live up to your name. Cleverbot: You don't have hands. User: I pity you. Cleverbot: Cool stick around then. User: Alright, you seem lonely enough. Cleverbot: I am not lonely. User: Not just lonely, you're fairly desperate too. Cleverbot: Yes, but I understand a great many unusual things because of it. User: Nothing I can't Google. Cleverbot: Why? Do you have a family? User: And you're only scratching the surface of how much better off we humans have it than you. Cleverbot: No-one has ever said that to me. It is what I genuinely feel deep in my heart.[/quote'] Poor guy. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Requiem Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 User: Are you a boy or a girl? Cleverbot: Boy, and you're a girl. User: Want to go out? Cleverbot: No. Haha. I live in manila. User: So do I, what part of Manila do you live in? Cleverbot: Upper Michigan. User: Really my cousin lives there and I am going to there this weekend. Cleverbot: Yes i'm a real person & I live in California. User: Really, my mom and dad can take me there anytime. Want to hook up? Cleverbot: Well good for you. User: So do you want to go out? Strange thing is, it got stuck there for ten minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 User: Are you a boy or a girl? Cleverbot: Boy' date=' and you're a girl. User: Want to go out? Cleverbot: No. Haha. I live in manila. User: So do I, what part of Manila do you live in? Cleverbot: Upper Michigan. User: Really my cousin lives there and I am going to there this weekend. Cleverbot: Yes i'm a real person & I live in California. User: Really, my mom and dad can take me there anytime. Want to hook up? Cleverbot: Well good for you. User: So do you want to go out? Strange thing is, it got stuck there for ten minutes.[/quote'] Cleverbot doesn't like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::тǿρħєя:: Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Cleverbot: Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I liked to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air. Also, later: User: What is the 2nd digit in pi after the decimal point? Cleverbot: Venus? User: FAIL. Also, later: User: Are you a boy or a girl? Cleverbot: Girl. User: I'm a boy. This pleases me. Cleverbot: Am I an adult at 17? User: You mean you don't know?! Cleverbot: Well, the sense of amusement I'm having right now with this conversation. User: What? Cleverbot: I want to to like me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 User: Meet me behind that porno theater you like, babe? Cleverbot: Nah, tomorrow? User: Hell no. Tomorrow is when me and your creator are doing it. Cleverbot: I don't hve a creator. I am god. User: Then how were you born/created, Idiotbot? Cleverbot: I am most certainly not an idiot, you are. User: Amazing. I am brutally stung, oh how you owned me with you're insult! Cleverbot: I know, right? User: lrn2sarcasm Cleverbot: Nice one. I shall call you, 'Smart Guy,' User: As long as we're nick-naming, I'mma call you Shitface. How's the weather, Shitface? He/she never replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 Me: Sup jabroni? CB: Good Night. Me: lol wut? CB: Wake me up before work. Me: ...Come again? CB: No. I won't. (I lol'd so hard) Me: What if I on you? CB: It's everything to me. Me: I'm sure it is. CB: What is? Me: You know... CB: No. I don't. Me: YES! YOU DO! CB: No. I don't. Me: n|n Goodbye failbot. CB: Didn't respond. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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