Poseidon© Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Why would I cut off your middle finger? We need them to show our hate towards other people! >:l No' date=' use the Middle as a trigger finger[/quote'] Wait, wut? Didn't you suggest cutting off the middle finger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted June 23, 2010 Report Share Posted June 23, 2010 Yes. You guys. PINKIES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted June 25, 2010 Report Share Posted June 25, 2010 So pinkies (for people who joined after this initiation ceremony, thus my ten digits) are the required finger for initiation. End of story.In other news, I fell down a mountain today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon© Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 So pinkies (for people who joined after this initiation ceremony' date=' thus my ten digits) are the required finger for initiation. End of story.In other news, I fell down a mountain today[/quote'] Nowai. D: I suspect you won't be able to do "activities" in the Mafia today? Sucks. We were going to go assassinate George Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 So pinkies (for people who joined after this initiation ceremony' date=' thus my ten digits) are the required finger for initiation. End of story.In other news, I fell down a mountain today[/quote'] Nowai. D: I suspect you won't be able to do "activities" in the Mafia today? Sucks. We were going to go assassinate George Bush. Why? He has no power And I'm fine (although I think I did some damage to the mountian) But I did fall from one part of the trail to another part about ten or so feet down. I'm a little cut up, but nothing is broken. It was awesome.Ok, I just bought every good track pack for Guitar Hero 5. I feel like a nerd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Le bumpe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poseidon© Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Hump. Also, we successfully assassinated George Bush. :D Nobodies caught us yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted June 28, 2010 Report Share Posted June 28, 2010 Why would we assassinate anyone? We're mafia. We just shoot the hell out of whatever building the target is in.I was bored so I made a story for a Sonic game[spoiler=Proof I have no life]Sonic flies away, still Super after foiling Eggman’s latest scheme to rule the world. Eggman’s massive flying battleship (EggCarrier mk2) slowly falls into the ocean, raining debris down upon the coastline (Emerald Coast). Sonic dodges the debris as he skims just above the waves. Just as he’s about to reach Station Square, the EggCarrier mk2 fires a huge, last ditch blast at Sonic. It connects and knocks the emeralds away. Eggman can be seen flying off into the rising moon in that half egg flying pod thing, the wreckage of the EggCarrier mk2 slowly sinking into the sea. Sonic lands, unconscious, on the beach. Basic Dialogue Meanwhile, Knuckles turns to look at the setting sun after just chaining the Master Emerald to Angel Island as his latest attempt to keep the Master Emerald out of Rouge’s hands. He hears a schwing, then the flutter of wings, and turns to see Rouge using the chain to hoist the Emerald in the air. He quickly jumps from pillar to pillar, gliding to break the Master Emerald (QTE?). Rouge cries out, but gets a call from an unknown source. She flies off. Notable Dialogue-Rouge: You really like destroying that Emerald, don’t you? Sonic wakes up in Tails’ workshop. Tails explains that he found Sonic unconscious in the sand and brought him back there to rest. He also explains that he cannot find any traces of the Chaos Emerald’s unique energy signature (explained to resonate in the Radio, Gamma, and Visible spectrums). He tells Sonic to get Knuckles while he finds out what happens to the Emeralds. Sonic runs off into the Mystic Ruins, while Tails flies off in the Tornado. Tails gets shot down by GUN jets, and crash lands in the forest just outside GUN HQ. From the wreckage high upon a cliff, he sees one GUN agent hand a higher up a chaos emerald, now black. He infiltrates the GUN HQ, and retrieves the chaos emerald, noting its odd color and lack of light. Leaving the complex, he notices that there is significantly more chaos than he created. That’s when Knuckles punches through the wall behind Tails, two ME shards in tow as well as a Chaos Emerald, all of which he apparently got in the desert and GUN HQ. Tails and Knuckles run off into the Forest to escape the GUN agents. In the Mystic Ruins, Sonic ends up in a massive coliseum. Eggman is there with a massive lion robot (EggLeo). Sonic defeats the EggLeo, destroying most of the coliseum in the process. Eggman merges his pod thing with the remains of the EggLeo (becoming the EggmanLeo), and chases down Sonic through the remaining ruins (knocking down as many obstacles as possible, including an entire pyramid) and into the Forest. After losing the EggmanLeo, Sonic stumbles upon Knuckles and Tails. After exchanging pleasantries (I swear to god I will kill anyone who says “Long time, no see”), the EggmanLeo bursts upon the scene. Tails’ emerald scanner (not a radar, a scanner) detects Master Emerald shards in the EggmanLeo. Knuckles fights and ultimately defeatst the EggmanLeo, sending Sonic and Tails off to retrieve the remaining Chaos Emeralds. Sonic and Tails end up at the Machine Bay, and split up: Sonic to Station Square, Tails to the Mystic Ruins. Both find an Emerald in the Bay. Sonic arrives at Station Square to find that a skyscraper had been knocked over. In the wreckage, at the center of the impact point, is another black chaos emerald. Sonic runs by, taking the emerald from a rescue worker, and a high-speed chase along the highway ensues. The Mystic Ruins is filled with Badniks, presumably searching for the chaos emerald. Tails takes this as a good sign and sneaks by, finding it in a crater just inside one of the pyramids Eggman has yet to inspect. Leaving the Pyramid, Tails is captured by Eggman, and thrown in a cage with Knuckles, who despite destroying the EggmanLeo, was tricked and captured. Sonic arrives back at Tails’ workshop, noticing that Tails’ isn’t there. Eggman contacts Sonic over Tails’ computer and informs Sonic that he will release Knuckles and Tails of Sonic retrieves and hands over the remaining emeralds. Sonic runs off to the desert, finding an Emerald in its midst. As Sonic approaches a massive pyramid, he confronts Rouge who is hanging around the desert. She hands him a chaos emerald and says it’s from a friend before entering the Pyramid. As she disappears, she informs Sonic not to follow her, as their destinations need not be the same.Meanwhile, Knuckles and Tails formulate a plan to escape Eggman’s desert fortress, when Rouge shows up, destroying the guard robots, and throws them the key to their cage. She explains that Eggman has reconstructed the Master Emerald and has installed it as well as the Chaos Emeralds into a machine of some sort. When asked why she is helping them, Rouge just smiles and says they’ve been through a lot, and someone was asking for it. Before leaving, she hands Tails and Knuckles each a communicator, saying the interior is like a maze. The three split up at a crossroads, agreeing to call the other two if either of them discovers an entrance. Knuckles faintly senses the master emerald, using it to navigate a labyrinth. Tails, on the other hand, takes the most direct rout, and sneaks past Eggman’s guard robots as he works his way into the center of the fortress.Sonic finally makes it to the center of the Fortress. Eggman promptly takes the Emeralds from Sonic, claiming that he is now betraying the blue hedgehog. To prove his point, Eggman switches the screen to show an army of Badniks attacking the now empty cage that housed Knuckles and Tails. When he notices that noone was actually in the cage, Eggman is furious, shouting that he should have had better guards. Knuckles and Tails enter the chamber Sonic is in, and Eggman laughs at how easy it is to end their miserable little lives. Tails says that the emeralds are powerless, so it would be much more difficult than Eggman hopes. Eggman scoffs at this, saying that they just needed to be neutralized. Eggman explains that the Chaos Emeralds are named as such because they filter and house the worst chaos in the world. Usually, there isn’t too much to matter as the energy slowly dissipates at about the same rate as the emeralds accumulate it. And that chaotic energy was dissipated even more when used to power Perfect Chaos and the Ark cannon. But recently, Sonic had been using the emeralds with non-chaotic intentions before Eggman could use them, actually reducing the their capacity. So the last time when Sonic was damaged by Eggman’s cannon, they reached critical mass of Chaotic energy, shutting down until they could be neutralized. Which is where the Master Emerald comes in. It’s power eliminates Chaotic Energy in the Chaos Emeralds, as well as limits their output which also powers the Master Emerald. Eggman had been designing a machine that would run on both at the same time, using it’s own generated Chaos to power the Emeralds, which would power the Master Emerald, which would power the machine, which would generate more chaos.Eggman finishes placing the remaining emeralds, and starts up the machine. He is instantly transformed into Super Robotnik as he was touching the emeralds as they were purified, thus accessing their power as they activated (whereas he could never activate their power by himself).Eggman Breaks into the chamber, summoning massive hordes of robots with his mind. Knuckles fends them off as Sonic and Tails go running to find the Emeralds. They reach a supposed dead end, with an opening just big enough for them to fit through. Tails goes in first, and it seals off behind him, almost taking off a tail. Sonic tells Tails that he’s going to find another way around, and that if that is a trap, he will help when he can. Tails says he will continue forward to try and see where the tunnel goes. The tunnel goes about a hundred yards before opening into a chamber full of robots. Tails sneaks past the robots, entering in the room with the Chaos generator at the same time Sonic rushes in and Knuckles is thrown in through the hole in the wall. When Eggman flies through and realizes where he sent Knuckles, he is a little taken back. Eggman flies as fast as he can towards the generator, but not before Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles perform a simultaneous Chaos Control on the machine. Eggman, furious, warps the entire base around himself, forming it into EggFortressMan. Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles have a Super battle with Eggman. Sonic, while inable to fly, runs at super sonic (pun unintended) speed, attacking the leg joints. Knuckles gets into a boxing match at the same time, matching and damaging the EggFortressMan blow for blow. Finally, Tails is flying faster than a jet, taking down defense robots and attacking the head of this monstrosity. Eventually, the EggFortressMan falls, and the Chaos Emeralds burst free, flying across the globe. The heroes revert to normal, and Robotnik escapes, defeated.As the trio run through the desert, desperate to get back home, Sonic inquires to Tails why they didn’t get the full power of going Super. Tails explains that four beings took a lot of energy, so it merely improved the greatest attributes of the four of them: Sonic’s speed, Tails’ flight, Knuckle’s strength, and Eggman’s brain. The three of them run off into the sunset, wondering what adventures await. Rouge meets with Shadow, who asks if everything was a success. Rouge pulls out all eight emeralds and smiles. It was a complete success. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 tl;dr So some dumb bastard decided to call me fat today. Anyone wanna come help me shoot down the Best Western he's staying at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Meh, I usually don't take comments like that (because having a little bit of fat is good for you). I'm at about the perfect range.That said, I'm always up for shooting stuff. Should I go Tommy gun or Auto Sniper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 Why don't we take the Tank in the garage for a little spin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 I call the main cannonWe should load it with paint shells, so that as we approach, we can paint a pretty picture in the sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 I call the main cannonWe should load it with paint shells' date=' so that as we approach, we can paint a pretty picture in the sky[/quote'] Cool! And then we can remove the tracks and replace with licorice twines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted June 29, 2010 Report Share Posted June 29, 2010 That would be a bad idea, I would eat them...But we could cover it in spikes and stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Marshmallow Machine Gun. I call dibs on that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Fine, but I call the campfire ray, chocolate beam, and graham cracker shotty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted June 30, 2010 Report Share Posted June 30, 2010 Deal. We shall depart immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 What else should we mobilize (other than the tank and A-10)Or this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Mobile remote-control Tommy Guns. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Mobile remote-control Tommy Guns. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Mobile remote-control Tommy Guns. Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderately_Friendly Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 what about molotov cocktails? its a drink and a deadly explosive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderately_Friendly Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 what about molotov cocktails? its a drink and a deadly explosive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderately_Friendly Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 what about molotov cocktails? its a drink and a deadly explosive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyfe. Posted July 1, 2010 Report Share Posted July 1, 2010 Technically, it's gasoline. But sure. I'm just gonna bring a root beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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