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And I'm this guy...on this cool mini laptop...and stuff...yeah :D

 

And I'm a guy

on a badass 12" laptop

that weighs 7 pounds

and came with, like, no RAM

But is better because it is mine and I made it that way

With a shotgun

held to the head

of a kitten

a bad kitten

that stole twenty dollars from my wallet

that also got stollen a little while ago

so I wonder how it took my money

but I know its mine

because I memorize the serial number of every dollar bill I get

because I am weird

So yeah

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Mafia Pedobear!

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I'm not Christian' date=' so I don't celebrate Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.

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Thanksgiving isn't really a Christian holiday, it is just a national white washing of the subjugation of the indigenous cultures

 

O.o

This means my dad told the LIE. Maybe he just forgot to buy the turkey.

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I'm not Christian' date=' so I don't celebrate Thanksgiving, Christmas, etc.

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Thanksgiving isn't really a Christian holiday, it is just a national white washing of the subjugation of the indigenous cultures

 

O.o

This means my dad told the LIE. Maybe he just forgot to buy the turkey.

 

Yep, a lot of things are really a lie

Christmas is a pagan holiday

Earth Day is a sham

Kwanzaa was invented by the FBI to control the Black Panthers

There is a lot you don't know about holidays

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You know what other holiday? Valentines day. Invented for the lonely.

 

Holy shiz....I was looking online for ideas for my Xmas list, and there was a site where you could buy an Edward Life-Size Cardboard Cutout. $60.00 for that damn thing. People are desperate!!

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