Organization XIII

[Blake]

At least all Guy does is

 

"Guy speak Beaver"

"Hole in wall. Over there."

"Chimera want egg!"

 

And maybe a little more.

[Zexaeon]

xD Yeah, that's pretty much all Guy ever says, apart from the first scene.

[Davok]

Wow, who knew that a game with no cutscenes, no characterization and no dialogue can be so tragic at times.

[Blake]

I have to Admit, when I saw the beaver bit, I facepalmed. That was... such a stupid random plot device...

[Zexaeon]

@BB: What are you referring to?

[Davok]

It was a bright day, late May, when X-COM got the call. The aliens had established a stronghold on the coast of North Africa, rooted to the spot and unwilling to move. With a nod twelve certified X-COM operatives hopped into the Skyranger and landed into the base. They swept across quickly, but soon became horrified at what they saw.

 

Sectoids. They were the weakest of the aliens X-COM had encountered, but the operatives had dived in inexpertly. They fired rounds of laser in blind panic, eventually being cut to death by innumerable plasma bolts. One made a stand in a corridor, but inevitably fell. Even Captain Yiazmat died quickly against alien fire.

 

Many panicked. Three, however, didn't. One was a spunky young engineer who wished to get into the fighting, the other was a nameless Marine, lost to time. The other was Sergeant Calibur, an experienced soldier who had killed eleven aliens since he had began, storming many alien craft. They stormed to the command center, the petty Sectoids unable to weather their expert accuracy. Finally, they made it to the command center and raised themselves into the top floor. There stood the alien commander, plasma rifle at ready. The engineer blasted it's skull open.

 

But there might be other aliens there as well. Calibur and the marine hopped up to the top level, and saw no Sectoids. They could not have foreseen what would have happened next.

 

The command centre exploded, engulfing them all in broken alloys and flame. The great trio was given a fitting Viking Funeral. With the command center destroyed, the base was finished. The last survivor to tell the tale, a young scientist, ran back to the Skyranger and jettisoned back to X-COM HQ.

 

God I funking love this game.

[Infinitus]

Ummm....

 

Are we talking about the same Wakka? The one who throughs blitz balls to kill things? I think we are.

 

Anyway, he's racist to Al Bheds because Al Bheds are mostly known as ruffians and criminals, who made Sin angry for using machina and caused massive destruction by angering Sin. Of course, I think that's what people in the game believed happen, but I can't remember why Sin attacks the entire world.

 

Plust I haven't finished the freaking game. D<

[Nexev]

Yeah but do you see when Wakka tries to comfort Rikku?

 

He fails... REALLY REALLY BADLY.

 

Epic fail is so overused that I can't use it to describe how bad it was.

[Infinitus]

Yeah but do you see when Wakka tries to comfort Rikku?

 

He fails... REALLY REALLY BADLY.

 

Epic fail is so overused that I can't use it to describe how bad it was.

 

No. I didn't.

 

Doesn't mean he's a bad guy. I mean, he meant well.

 

BTW, when was this in the game? Let me guess, the Al Bhed city is destroyed or something, and she becomes upset? I either don't remember, or I haven't gotten that far.

[Zexaeon]

That's exactly what happened. And he failed. Anyone else could have done a better job. Khimari could have done a better job.

 

Also, Wakka is an idiot for buying into everything Yevon fed him about the Al Bhed. Yuna and Lulu believed in Yevon, but they still didn't hate the Al Bhed. Nor did Khimari.

 

Also, even with the racism discounted, Wakka is still annoying.

[iCherry]

...Am I the only one here who likes Wakka? I think I am.

[Phantom Roxas]

Hey guys, how about Vaan?

[Larxene]

Vaan sucks too.

[The Warden]

Yuna and Lulu don't hate Al Bhed because Yuna happens to be part Al Bhed, a fact Lu and Kimahri know, but Wakka doesn't.

[Zexaeon]

Yes, and the fact that Yuna and Lulu both know of her Al Bhed heritage (and also of her uncle) means they also know they're not all bad. Plus, Lulu doesn't strike me as the racist type, even if she DIDN'T know that.

 

Wakka's hatred of them is based solely on Yevon BS and because his brother used an Al Bhed wepaon instead of his crappy sword to go fight Sin.

 

Can you blame Chappu? I mean, going to fight Sin AT ALL is just plain retarded no matter how you look at it, but if I was gonna do it, I'd rather use a gun than a sword.

 

 

Also, I lol'd:

 

[Skuldur]

I actually didn't mind Wakka.

 

And I liked his accent. D:<

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

@Xirno: I said anyone except the Warrior of Light. You realize that all four party members in FFI are the "Warriors of Light". And they all have basically no personality. But they can be characterized' date=' as we see in Dissidia. Ergo, none of them can suck.

 

Even if one is a Black Mage, they're still a WoL. So no, I am not implying the Black Mage sucks.

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Whoops. Missed the "WoL" part, nevermind.

 

And I liked Wakka :[ He was a pretty cool dude.

[-SupernovA-]

Love you all. [/random-combo-breaker-of-inactivity]

[Larxene]

That's the most awesome picture ever. For some reason the fact that it looks like it was made on Paint makes it even funnier.

 

Also I support the idea that Vanille, Fang, and Lightning had a threesome one night while Snow was hopelessly masturbating, Hope was whining about his mom and wasn't paying attention, and Sazh was jabroniing about how young kids these days are always having lesbian orgies.

[Nexev]

I like Sazh, Sazh would probbaly leave them alone and save the world on his own.

 

Or at least half save it before they finish.

[DL]

...Am I the only one here who likes Wakka? I think I am.

 

I kinda like him aside from wondering how he can do 2000+ damage with a ball.

[Amethyst Phoenix]

I don't like how Sazh becomes the least useful character in the party:

 

His max stats from crystarium are only 1000 STR 1000 MAG.

 

He has the slowest (and therefore least efficient) attacks animations. His dramatic gun swings are nice and all, but they take forever to hit.

 

He gets high health, but Snow and Fang are still better Sentinels in my opinion =/

[Phantom Roxas]

Inversely, I love how Hope becomes one of the best characters in the party.

[Sploda]

I don't like how Sazh becomes the least useful character in the party:

 

His max stats from crystarium are only 1000 STR 1000 MAG.

 

He has the slowest (and therefore least efficient) attacks animations. His dramatic gun swings are nice and all' date=' but they take forever to hit.

 

He gets high health, but Snow and Fang are still better Sentinels in my opinion =/

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Basically he sucks in every possible way besides cool animations.

 

and I never liked or hated Wakka, he was always... Meh.

[Amethyst Phoenix]

I also love how Fang is good at Ravager and Medic too, and that Hope is a great Saboteur as well.

 

Also, I've heard that Hope and Lightning are great evade tanks due to Elude.