Organization XIII

[Zexaeon]

Now, now, Nex, settle down. My dad stole the car today because he had to do some Oil shiz. So I couldn't go to school. Which sucked becauses that's the only way I can write this. But just to put your mind at ease, I already wrote down a shitstorm of ideas that I'm gonna try and stuff into this thing, so look forward to it. I'll do my best to have it up tomorrow, but tomorrow I have less free time than I do on Mondays or Wednesdays, so it may take till wednesday.

 

Rest assured that I am making good on my prize to you, and you can even make suggestions if you see fit.

 

@Lar: Gimme a bit, I'll get on that.

 

@Orgymon: A Pokemon hack featuring FF, Kh, and TWEWY characters.

 

@Bad FF characters: How DARE you insult Maria. She's awesome. Besides, she's really good as a Fist Fighter, with Black Magic on the side.

 

FFI - Anyone other than WoL, Garland, and Chaos.

FFI - Guy

FFIII - No one likes Xande

FFIV - There are a few that could qualify

FFV - Galuf isn't bad. But it's hilarious that he always dies in fan depiction.

[Larxene]

WELL GET ON IT FASTER.

 

Also I'm bored, get on MSN if you can.

[Zexaeon]

FFVI - Screw you, Lameo Emperor. Mateus wannabe. xD

FFVII - Barret lost all meaning after the first part of the game.

FFVIII - Rai? Or maybe the Mayor of FH? xD

FFIX - Quina.

FFX - Wakka.

FFXII - Vaan.

FFXIII - *Shrug* Atomos?

 

@Lar: yeah...but still. Ultimecia just sounded off every now and then. Still liked her for the most part.

 

And Bartz attitude was screwed up, yes. But his voice was fine.

[Plaguespreader Zombie]

FFI - Anyone other than WoL' date=' Garland, and Chaos.

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>Implying the Black Mage sucks.

[DL]

Black Mages do not suck.

 

Or rather, they at least LOOK awesome.

[Blake]

I like all of the classes except Ninja and Monk(?) or whatever it's called.

 

I still say Maria sucks. She's not hopeless (Like Failcaiah in FE:RD) but she's not epic either.

[DL]

You don't like Ninjas and Monks? D:

 

I love ninjas!

 

I am impartial to monks!

[Blake]

I like The mages (White mage to a point....) and Knights. Ninjas get the Katana, so they aren't the worst.

[Skuldur]

Anyway, I was really bored and decided to copy Nex make a parody of a song.

 

This is the story all about how,

my life got flipped, turned upside-down

and I'd like to take a minute just sit down Nex

I'll tell you how I stumbled onto this site called DEX.

 

On Drifting Evanescence, awesome place,

In the shoutbox is where I spent most of my days,

chillin' out, writing and relaxing all cool

or doing some weird stuff after school,

when a couple of punks who were up to no good.

Started making trouble in my neighborhood,

I got in 1 little debate and Lar got scared

and said "You're going to have to take your sheet elsewhere!".

 

I logged off the site and a bookmark was near

The name said “Epic” and I clicked right away.

If anything I could say that the members are gone

But I thought nah, forget it, I’ll post some neat song.

 

I entered the site about seven or eight

And I yelled back to Drift “Yo, jabroni smell you later!”

Looked at my kingdom I was finally there

To post random sheet and I might as well stay here.

 

Also, DEX doesn't really exist. I know it sucks. STOP JUDGING ME! Dx

[Larxene]

Also Zex, when you get on and read this, you might actually have to make 3 more spellcards for Miasma.

 

I was thinking of having her be Hana's mid-boss. Also Hana is gonna be a Phantasm boss, so she'll actually have 11 spellcards instead of 10.

 

Just letting you know~

[Nexev]

@Revolve: How was I supposed to know? You never responded.

 

Anyway I forgot some stuff in my nexdits.

 

KH: The crime missions (the ones where you have to do bad things) involve

1using a special card adapted from oblivions to forcibly remove Atlanta's memories of Ursula and use them to create a new Ursula.

2. giving Charon (the crow) a similar card, thereby letting him revive Malificent with the fairies memories in time.

3. Sneaking to ansems computer to download the MCP (the MCP was also tasked with manufactoring heartless, like a second emblem maker, however the heartless were stored in Space Paranoids till he releases them later, if the computer was found later the MCP would have been able to have made even stronger heartless and might've won).

4. Convincing Barbossa to double cross Jack (as if Jack was still captain he would have broken the curse quickly)

5. Suppling Shan Yu with his army.

 

Also Xalidin is stubborn for a reason. He never really lost as a somebody (at least in whatever he cared about) as such he can't comprehend defeat or impossibility.

 

Luxord also doesn't belive that it's possible to have a heart again, he joined the Organization for something to do.

 

 

In Bleach Tosen has two swords, his friends that you always see him use and his own. His personal sword is a hidden blade within the other sword, this is the blade that has the Shikai and bankai used in the rescue rukia arc. The friend bankai is a rope attached to a guillotine blade, it deals damage equal to ones sin. Poetically this weapon kills him.

 

Aizen's bankai is a throne and crown tht allows Aizen to control everything in a certain area, however a high enough reitsu can temporarily penetrate it and let a person pass unaffected.

 

However Isshin's shikai causes his sword to unleash a reitsu draining energy wave whenether unleasehed. Using this Ichigo kills Aizen (Gin withdrawing from the fight).

 

Aizen then realizes that even with Ishinn's wave Ichigo shouldn't had been able to reach him. He realizes he was tricked, Urahara's bankai caused him to hallucinate his own fears and he didn't notice because he was distracted by Issin's wave. The hallucination however kept Aizen occupied enough for Ichigo to go and kick Aizen off of the chair, causing the bankai to fail. Aizen then calls his ultimate weapon and has Taiga use Ressurecion to become a sword. With the sword Aizen's power is extremly high and he is near incinvible. Hollow Ichigo takes control of Ichigo and fights Aizen. While Aizen is distracted Ichigo tries to fight Hollow Ichigo but eventually comes to terms with how they are both nessecery for each other. With Ichigo actually supporting insted of fighting Hollow IChigo, HI manages to cut of Aizen's hand. Defensless Aizen flees and Gin kills him.

 

NOW I'm done.

[DL]

That actually DOES sound ineteresting...

 

But as long as Gin kills Aizen, it's epic no matter how you look at it.

[Nexev]

It was editions to the old on, weren't you paying attention?

[DL]

Yes, I was.

 

But, like I said, even if you were to re-write it completely, as long as Gin killed Aizen, I'd be happy.

[Phantom Roxas]

Maleficent's crow's name is Diablo.

[Zexaeon]

Marsuvee, explain to me why you think Maria sucks. Give me one good reason why she sucks as a character.

 

@Xirno: I said anyone except the Warrior of Light. You realize that all four party members in FFI are the "Warriors of Light". And they all have basically no personality. But they can be characterized, as we see in Dissidia. Ergo, none of them can suck.

 

Even if one is a Black Mage, they're still a WoL. So no, I am not implying the Black Mage sucks.

 

 

@Lar: Kay.

 

@Nex: I have your chapter half-written. Gotta go to rehearsal now. Won't be home till 10:45, and I don't have a computer at home anyway. So give till tomorrow, around noon.

[Nexev]

Black mage and Red MAge is awesome if you follow word of Dante and believe in there 8bit theater personalities.

[Blake]

As a character? Oh, not at all. I meant more as a unit. I like her character... whereas Guy is a retard... yeah... Guy is worse.

[Zexaeon]

If you recall, the topic of Bad FF characters was discussing characters who were bad. As characters. So why did you even bring up Maria?

 

Besides, she's not a bad unit either. You jsut have to play to her strengths. She has high critical ratios because of her Archer status. But she doesn't have to be an Archer to take advantage of it. Fist Warrior Maria fucks up everything and their mother, thanks to Defense piercing, high crits, and generally high speed.

 

The only one who trumps her in terms of Agility and Criticals is Leila. Guy and Firion both beat her physically, but she stil ldoes more damage due to her being a fist fighter. They would do more if they were fist fighters, but then they wouldn't be playing to their own strengths by doing that.

 

Generally, Firion is best as he's represented in Dissidia - Dual Wielding two kinds of weapons, using the Fire, Blizzard, and Thunder Spells, and capitalizing on White Magic. He should be your Ultima Caster.

 

Maria should use her fists, and specialize in Scourge, with Fire, Thunder, and Blizzard being her other Spells. Don't bother with White Magic on her. She should be your Flare user.

 

Guy should specialize in Buffs and Debuffs - Haste, Protect, Poison, stuff like that. He's the bulkiest character, so he's best at it. Dual-Wielding Axes is the best way to capitalize on his damage, but you can just have him use Shields if you're only interested in keeping hi malive while Firion and Maria dish out damage.

 

Your fourth party member almost never matters, but Leila is especially awesome. She should always be dual-wielding daggers and using highly evasive armor. She'll be doing almost as much damage as Maria, and will be faster. Leila should mix buffing with Haste, Protect, and Shell with offensive Magic, like Thunder and Scourge, to get the best use out of the way her magic works.

 

Once you get Leon, screw him. It's not worth the effort making him good. Just use an AR or something to put Leila back in your party. xD

[Blake]

I misunderstood the topic... I second Cloud XD Not really, due to your earlier point.

 

I heard Firion was Black, and Maria White.... that douche...

 

Anyways, I liked Leila. I'm sad she's gone... Ricard sucks, as do the other helpers, besides Minwu (Early on) and Leila.

[Nexev]

My least favorite character is Wakka.

 

I don't like him.

 

ME and Dennis had a joke were all he can say is Wakka.

 

Yes, Wakka is a pokemon.

[Blake]

Waaka, wakka, waaka, waaka? I've heard that somewhere.... I think Pacman.

[Infinitus]

My least favorite character is Wakka.

 

I don't like him.

 

ME and Dennis had a joke were all he can say is Wakka.

 

Yes' date=' Wakka is a pokemon.

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But-but-but-but

 

Wakka is awesome. He has the third best hair in FFX. Jecht, Seymour, and Wakka.

 

Jecht is now my new favorite FF antagonist.

[Zexaeon]

I misunderstood the topic... I second Cloud XD Not really' date=' due to your earlier point.

 

I heard Firion was Black, and Maria White.... that douche...

 

Anyways, I liked Leila. I'm sad she's gone... Ricard sucks, as do the other helpers, besides Minwu (Early on) and Leila.

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Minwu and Leila are the only good 4th members. Ricard has good strength, though, and is useful is Soul of Rebirth.

 

 

@Inf: wakka is a racist douche with an annoying accent.

[Larxene]

Agreed on Wakka. He's probably the most annoying playable character in the series, after Guy.

But he's made worse by the fact that he has more lines than Guy, and has more screen time.