Organization XIII

[Davok]

@BB: TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY DAMMIT.

 

Are you implying that Voltron is not to be taken seriously at a competitive level? My, my, Zex. I expected better from you!

[Nexev]

Forgive him, he must have mistaken him for Voltorb.

[Zexaeon]

No no, I mean exactly that.

 

>=O How DARE you sully my topic with Voltron. How DARE you.

[Nexev]

I guess one can indeed consider Voltron nothing more than a killowatt-shock absorber spam tool.

 

But pokemon don't abuse moves.

 

Trainers abuse moves.

 

And I abuse the trainers.

 

With my pre harden metapod.

[Phantom Roxas]

Except your Metapod is much lighter than my Kakuna.

[Nexev]

It's not weight that matters. It's how you use it.

 

And size.

[Davok]

No no' date=' I mean exactly that.

 

>=O How DARE you sully my topic with Voltron. How DARE you.

[/quote']

 

Pish and tish, Zex. Shall I leave you playing with your Nexus in the sandbox?

[The Warden]

Rox, you forget that Nex's Metapod is longer than your Kakuna and stands more erect.

[Davok]

My Metapod evolved into a Butterfree.

[Zexaeon]

...

 

So does that mean your Metapod is gay?

[Skuldur]

My Butterfree is dead. D:

[Nexev]

REmenber Zex, you have to make the next chapter today.

[DL]

Rox' date=' you forget that Nex's Metapod is longer than your Kakuna and stands more erect.

[/quote']

 

Now I have thought about that in a sick way.

 

Hmmm... this is why I think about what I say so it can't be thought of pervertedly.

[Nexev]

Okay now my Nexdit of Bleach.

 

This begins after Nnorita's defeat. Unohoa goes to check on the Espada and captains but each espada corpse went missing.

 

Meanwhile Ichio is fighting Uluquiria and they so far are tied, unforunatly Uluq pulls out his ace and goes to his second ressurecion, in this form he completly dominates Ichigo and IChigo can only manage to give him a deep gash before collapsing from the sheer amount of energy he had to put in the attack just for it to harm Uluq. Before Uluq finishes him off, Uruyu and Orihime arrive to fight him. The espada easily has the upper hand but Uruyu comes up with the idea to have ORihime use her powers to strengthen his. This causes Uryu to enter Quincy final form 2, it's power allows Uruyu to absorb the reitsu in Lanza del Relámpago and damages Ulq. Seeing that it's impossible to win, Ulq retreats.

 

The backlash of using the form however, knocks out Uruyu. Yammy then appears to fight the captains, it is revealed that he ate all of the corpses and absorbed thier reitsu, proclaiming that he is now the strongest, he rips off the 1 tatoo, making his ten a zero.

 

Yammy is barely held off but he is slowly absorbing the reitsu he consumed, meaning he is growing as the battle progresses, representing this are several skulls that are growing on Yammy's body. Eventually he knocks Zaraki to the floor and Byakura faces him with the same move he used on Ichigo. This works for a bit but eventually Yammy fires a cero destroying over half the swords and then attacking Byakura while distracted.

 

 

However the reason why Zaraki never got up is explained. Apperantly his sword is annoyed with all of these constant fights, and gives Zaraki hell for losing since he can't even fight properly (according to the sword) the two bicker and eventually they come to a agreement in that Zaraki will only fight in the day, giving his sword peace during the night. As such Zaraki finally unlocks Shikai (ironically a kido type that causes the wielder to temporarily get stronger to a amount proportional to the damage they've taken) and with it turns the tides. However Yammy uses his ressurection, which turns out to be a 6 headed hydra with the power to drain reitsu. As such it is only with Unoha's bankai (which causes cells to multiply like a cancer on anywhere it hits) that Yammy is defeated.

 

Meanwhile Haibel is beating Hitsuyaga since Ice is water and thus she controls both until Hitsuyaga manages to freeze the water before she fires it, the water expanding and causing her gun thing to explode (the other fights progressed normally). At this point Aizen fights the others and seems to be making an effort but they eventually come out on top. Unfortunatly it turns out that wasn't Aizen or even anybody at all. Aizen then starts to fight back and batters the group. The lazy guy almost manages to get a hit in but Tosen intercepts the attack, causing Konohamuru and Hisgei to fight him. Tosen reveals that he is a hollow and his relevation, no one in the world, even him, are truly worth anything. The only true justice is if everyone died. This is what he is trying to achieve, however he is defeated when Hachigen seals the group in a box, this canceled out Tosen's bankai and the echo in it prevents Tosen from being able to pinpoint the enemy.

 

After Tosen's defeat Aizen manages to incapacitate the rest of the group. Yamanto is able to fight for the reasons he stats in the manga. However Aizen defeats YAmanto with his ultimate attack, which robs Yamanto of all sense, he is still alive but is completly incapable of fighting.

 

IChigo shows up to the fight, Aizen states he is an oddity and fights. Aizen is winning but Isshin appears and causes Aizen to lose some ground, Ichigo then switches to fight Gin (who only uses his Shikai for the fight).

 

Aizen is disarmed by Isshin but he smiles as the sword starts to sink to the ground. However the shopkeeper guy knocks it away, saying this is personal.

 

So blah, blah, nice fight. Aizen is defeated and retreats, Gin follows.

 

Gin reveals that he is part of zero division, the spirit king was aware of the problem the whole time but allowed him to try to rebel simply to see how well the Gotei could handle it. Gin is disappointed but says that some show promise. Aizen tries to flee but Gin executes him, saying "We have bigger problems then watching you play mastermind" hinting at a more dangerous enemy for a different arc.

 

THE END.

 

It's not as good as my other one but... it has Gin in it.

 

Everyone loves Gin.

 

 

Right?

 

Also I know I got allot of names wrong, I don't care.

[DL]

O.O

 

Who cares about those names, I want that to have happened now! D:

[Blake]

Okay now my Nexdit of Bleach.

 

This begins after Nnorita's defeat. Unohoa goes to check on the Espada and captains but each espada corpse went missing.

 

Meanwhile Ichio is fighting Uluquiria and they so far are tied' date=' unforunatly Uluq pulls out his ace and goes to his second ressurecion, in this form he completly dominates Ichigo and IChigo can only manage to give him a deep gash before collapsing from the sheer amount of energy he had to put in the attack just for it to harm Uluq. Before Uluq finishes him off, Uruyu and Orihime arrive to fight him. The espada easily has the upper hand but Uruyu comes up with the idea to have ORihime use her powers to strengthen his. This causes Uryu to enter Quincy final form 2, it's power allows Uruyu to absorb the reitsu in Lanza del Relámpago and damages Ulq. Seeing that it's impossible to win, Ulq retreats.

 

[b']One Problem- Ulqui is too prideful to retreat from a Quincy.

 

The backlash of using the form however, knocks out Uruyu. Yammy then appears to fight the captains, it is revealed that he ate all of the corpses and absorbed thier reitsu, proclaiming that he is now the strongest, he rips off the 1 tatoo, making his ten a zero.

 

I like that better

 

Yammy is barely held off but he is slowly absorbing the reitsu he consumed, meaning he is growing as the battle progresses, representing this are several skulls that are growing on Yammy's body. Eventually he knocks Zaraki to the floor and Byakura faces him with the same move he used on Ichigo. This works for a bit but eventually Yammy fires a cero destroying over half the swords and then attacking Byakura while distracted.

 

I like Byakuya, but this seems fitting.

 

However the reason why Zaraki never got up is explained. Apperantly his sword is annoyed with all of these constant fights, and gives Zaraki hell for losing since he can't even fight properly (according to the sword) the two bicker and eventually they come to a agreement in that Zaraki will only fight in the day, giving his sword peace during the night. As such Zaraki finally unlocks Shikai (ironically a kido type that causes the wielder to temporarily get stronger to a amount proportional to the damage they've taken) and with it turns the tides. However Yammy uses his ressurection, which turns out to be a 6 headed hydra with the power to drain reitsu. As such it is only with Unoha's bankai (which causes cells to multiply like a cancer on anywhere it hits) that Yammy is defeated.

 

Kenny has a Constant Release Zanpakuto. It's IN Shikai. Yammy's a hydra... Aiyaiyai... Unohona, eh?

 

Meanwhile Haibel is beating Hitsuyaga since Ice is water and thus she controls both until Hitsuyaga manages to freeze the water before she fires it, the water expanding and causing her gun thing to explode (the other fights progressed normally). At this point Aizen fights the others and seems to be making an effort but they eventually come out on top. Unfortunatly it turns out that wasn't Aizen or even anybody at all. Aizen then starts to fight back and batters the group. The lazy guy almost manages to get a hit in but Tosen intercepts the attack, causing Konohamuru and Hisgei to fight him. Tosen reveals that he is a hollow and his relevation, no one in the world, even him, are truly worth anything. The only true justice is if everyone died. This is what he is trying to achieve, however he is defeated when Hachigen seals the group in a box, this canceled out Tosen's bankai and the echo in it prevents Tosen from being able to pinpoint the enemy.

 

... Konohamaru? Really?

 

After Tosen's defeat Aizen manages to incapacitate the rest of the group. Yamanto is able to fight for the reasons he stats in the manga. However Aizen defeats YAmanto with his ultimate attack, which robs Yamanto of all sense, he is still alive but is completly incapable of fighting.

 

Fitting.

 

IChigo shows up to the fight, Aizen states he is an oddity and fights. Aizen is winning but Isshin appears and causes Aizen to lose some ground, Ichigo then switches to fight Gin (who only uses his Shikai for the fight).

 

Makes sense.

 

Aizen is disarmed by Isshin but he smiles as the sword starts to sink to the ground. However the shopkeeper guy knocks it away, saying this is personal.

 

Urahara?

 

So blah, blah, nice fight. Aizen is defeated and retreats, Gin follows.

 

Aizen has the Hogyoku.

 

Gin reveals that he is part of zero division, the spirit king was aware of the problem the whole time but allowed him to try to rebel simply to see how well the Gotei could handle it. Gin is disappointed but says that some show promise. Aizen tries to flee but Gin executes him, saying "We have bigger problems then watching you play mastermind" hinting at a more dangerous enemy for a different arc.

 

... Nope.

 

THE END.

 

It's not as good as my other one but... it has Gin in it.

 

Everyone loves Gin.

 

Right?

 

No, I don't mind him though... but his smile is unnerving.

 

Also I know I got allot of names wrong, I don't care.

 

My responses to this comical tale.

[DL]

Kenpachi's sword is always in shikai? Since when?

[Blake]

Since ALWAYS. It's a constant release type, just like Zangetsu. Look at Wiki. He also said it once.

[Nexev]

Ahh... but Ulquirra has to lead the hollows next arc as the only surving espada.

 

Konohamuru is the dog guy, the one who's tosen's friend.

 

Plus while Aizen has the hyoguku, he doesn't here as it was a dumb random plot twist.

 

It being an all powerful artifact attached to aizen.

 

Plus while Kenpachi's sword is always in Shikai he can't activate it's effect until now.

[Blake]

I agree with the dumb random plot twist.

 

Still dunno Konohamru, beyond Naruto.

 

Ulqui is too prideful.

[DL]

That's Komamura.

 

And he's a fox.

 

XD

[Blake]

OK, that makes sense now XD I know Komamura.

[DL]

Yes, I see no connection between Komamura and Konohamaru.

 

1 has more syllables!

[Blake]

... Shut up. Between Konohamru and Naruto, and Komamura, two and two did not go together.

[DL]

That's because only 6 and 9 can go together, silly Maru-kun.