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Now then, Zex has to run to rehearsal, so I shall leave behind the competition~

 

When I return, I expect to see that blood has been spilt trying to acieve victory. (Hopefully, Lar pops in before she misses out).

 

Your challenge is as follows, here in the Zexy Dome:

 

1) Create a Motivational Poster that succeeds in making me lulz. Whichever amuses me most gets the points.

 

2) Find an especially Fail post somewhere on this site, and make a sound, awesome rebuttal to said Fail Post. Afterward, post a link here in this thread to this Fail post and your response to it.

 

3) Find Zexy's secret word of the Day. This one is not mandatory, but certainly helpful.

 

Lastly, I'll award bonus points based on a scale you aren't aware of. So you'll have no idea if you're getting these points or not.

 

 

Good luck, and to the winner go the spoils.

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I can help BB, think of anything.

 

Then add a giant robot in it.

 

What would the characters do?

 

 

@Zex: I have to beat Lar? Dx NO! I must do it for the next chapter.

 

*Pulls out 273.15K Frohawk at Lar*

 

Hurry up and kill me so I can say I died for a cause!

 

I WANT MY VIRGINS!

 

[spoiler=Number 2.]

This I actually did. Here is the convo

 

Shadow. Slap.

 

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Chaos Control! *moves outside of the normal space-time spectrum and easily avoids the slap. :P

And I shall continue to do so until you tell me exactly why it is you would slap me' date=' since it is not Power Abuse Tuesday.

And To Nexev, I leave a rabid badger to be placed in his pants.

I lol'd hard at this post. It is full of win and sig worthy. :lol:

 

More importantly' date=' you can't dodge something unless you react quickly enough.

 

I dodged a boot to the head because he took it back.

 

I didn't react to Marv's badger mainly because I'm still wondering why he was grabbing at my pants for.

 

As such I no longer have testicles.

 

However if I said I dodged now it wouldn't work because he already did it.

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Wow' date=' talk about a perverted sub-topic.

 

And Nexev, I used Chaos Control, so that made it so that he was moving slower then a snail and easy to dodge. plz lrn 2 reed.

 

In other news, Nexev is now completely obliterated by mah hairy ballz. *1000 Ludicolos and electrodes covered in fur suddenly appear and use self destruct on Nexev**it's super effective**Nexev faints*

 

And that's all they (the hairy ballz) wrote.

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Yeah' date=' I'm going with Skuldur on this one.

 

And Shadow, you have no idea how dumb that post was.

 

See, the fact is, people can dodge, IF they react in time. Powers regardless.

 

If someone slaps a guy and he slows down time 18 hours later it means jack s***. You still got f***ing jabronislapped.

 

More importantly you can only have 6 pokemon and covering your pokemon in fur is creepy.

 

And this is me talking.

 

THE GUY WHO MAKES SEXBOTS IS DISTURBED BY YOUR POKEFETISH!

 

FETISHIST!

 

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Now then' date=' Zex has to run to rehearsal, so I shall leave behind the competition~

 

When I return, I expect to see that blood has been spilt trying to acieve victory. (Hopefully, Lar pops in before she misses out).

 

Your challenge is as follows, here in the Zexy Dome:

 

1) Create a Motivational Poster that succeeds in making me lulz. Whichever amuses me most gets the points.

 

2) Find an especially Fail post somewhere on this site, and make a sound, awesome rebuttal to said Fail Post. Afterward, post a link here in this thread to this Fail post and your response to it.

 

3) Find Zexy's secret word of the Day. This one is not mandatory, but certainly helpful.

 

Lastly, I'll award bonus points based on a scale you aren't aware of. So you'll have no idea if you're getting these points or not.

 

 

Good luck, and to the winner go the spoils.

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1. Nobody would care to do it. Or at least, there isn't anyone in particular that I think would win it.

 

2. Lar just has to do what she normally does on a daily/weekly basis. Hell, she can post about 1/4 of the convos she had on YCM outside of the Org and she wins.

 

3. From what I understand, Lar spends the most time with you on MSN.

 

So, yeah, Lar doesn't have to even particularly try to win.

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That is where you are wrong.

 

See one day I read in a magazine how Dig was like, a super awesome move in R/G.

 

Thus Dugtrio and his line were staples for being the only people who naturally learned it.

 

I therefore made this:

motivator5f5ae4f29379b7.jpg

 

@3: Bird is the word.

 

Or zexion, zexaeon, eidolon, zextravaganza, word.

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[spoiler=@2, I guess?]

Thats not a real tallent.

 

ITT: Having both terrific art and writing skills =/= Talent.

 

Yet' date='

 

ITT: Being a penguin = Talent

 

Your logic is flawed.

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I'm not a huge dick like some people in this club and don't spend my time proving them wrong -glares at Nex-, so that's the best I can do.

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The year is 1999, December.

 

As the winter winds blow over the reaches of the planet, X-COM is in dire peril. Even equipped with the most advanced mimicry of alien technology, they are hard kept to deal with the rapid influx of UFOs erupting across the planet. Destroying cities. Millions dying. And even humanity's last stalwart defenders against the alien menace is running out of bodies.

 

Then there was a discovery. In an all out assault on an alien base they discovered a hidden chip in the the control room. It was obviously used by the monstrous Ethereals to coordinate their savage Muton slaves. The chip displayed a direct link between the constant UFO invasions and the advent of the Angels upon Asia and the United States.

 

The UN Special Agency NERV, tasked to defend the Earth against the Angels, was communicated to by X-COM. An agreement was reached. Combining NERV's advanced EVA technology with X-COM's advanced alien alloys and Elerium-115 they would create the ultimate EVA. Prepared to take down even the most powerful alien threat.

 

And it is needed now more than ever before, for this spurt of invasions is only the calm before the storm. The real invasion fleet is fast approaching.

 

Presenting Neon Exodus Evangelion. Yeah I know that's already the name for a fanfic but it's the only one I found appropriate. D:

 

Nexev, let me propagate my species with you.

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....

 

No.

 

No' date=' they are definitely not spiders.

 

...

 

What brought you to assume spiders exactly?

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I meant spider-like creatures. I knew they were alien, but I wanted to know if they were spider-like. So, are they Arachnids? If so, I wanna be good now, mommy. D:

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