Organization XIII

[DL]

Sounds interesting.

 

In fact, if I had cable, or wasn't lazy, I'd try and watch it.

[Zexaeon]

To answer your question, Nex, Witchcraft.

 

It allows me to do things at the speed I wish to do them, while still leaving the victim violated and with a feeling of shame and despair.

 

You're an obvious exception, though, due to your... we'll call it a "condition".

[Amethyst Phoenix]

To answer your question' date=' Nex, Witchcraft.

 

It allows me to do things at the speed I wish to do them, while still leaving the victim violated and with a feeling of shame and despair.

 

You're an obvious exception, though, due to your... we'll call it a "condition".

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Hmm, hyper speeds involving witchcraft......

 

Wait, that sounds like Witch Time.

 

 

OH MY GAWD ZEX IS BAYONETTA!

 

 

[spoiler=Also, I found something awesome (which everyone has probably forgotten about) while I was browsing my word documents. It's that story I posted in response to some post by Luxlord months ago]

Luxlord Wrote: Can you guys promise me somthing... can you promise me that no matter what happens, we will all remember eachother, so that we can all feel like we will never leave eachother even though we haven't met.

So many people are leaving me in my life and forgetting me, I need to know that we will never forget eachother.

*right now I am actually crying*

 

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Oh get over it you whiny b****.

 

*Slaps*

 

 

 

Hah! Due the great emotional trauma I have caused Luxlord, this event will most likely torment him for the rest of his life, thus preventing him from forgetting me and, by extension, Organization XIII. Therefore I have managed to do the right thing and be a blunt insensitive jerk at the same time.

 

I will then gather some of the finest innovative minds and use our combined intellect to establish a company so powerful it controls the world (I think I'll call it Silver Hourai Innovations Northwest - Revolutionary Arcana). Then, when Luxlord marries a generic bishonen, I'll show up at his wedding and shoot him in just the right point of his brain to render him in a comatose state.

 

About 3 months later he'll wake up and go on a killing spree attempting to avenge his groom (Luxlord would obviously be the more effeminate one, thus making him the bride) which he thought was killed, but was really just absorbed into darkness, manipulated by Davok (who was simply bored), and was corrupted and mind haxxorzed into believing it was Luxlord who killed him.

 

After surprising Luxlord and hitting him with some evil fire, the generic bishonen (who has by now developed an insane superiority complex) will take his sword and try to kill Davok for his power, leaving Lux with a wooden sword for no adequately explored reason, other than to alert everyone reading this (that hasn't already realized it) that the generic bishonen is modeled after a complete ripoff of Riku.

 

However, in his despair induced rage, Luxlord will throw his wooden sword into a pool of nearby water. A fairy will then arise from the depths and toss his sword back at him, newly transformed into something that can actually cut paper.

 

After 50 episodes of generic filler, Luxlord will finally arrive at the Domain of Davok, and his plot advancement senses will tell him that the groom is nearby. Upon stumbling into Davok's throne room, he will find the two of them engaged in a battle, because he was pissed that Davok beat him in a game of checkers, accusing him of cheating (because Davok is really really bad at checkers). While stopping to grumble about how chess is better, Davok lets himself get knocked over, because he grew bored again.

 

The Groom will then stand over Davok, thinking he has won, and begin to say that overused "I have become death, destroyer of worlds!" line. However as he says "I am death!" Luxlord will shout "Then allow me to be your Dealer!" and throw a card that manages to strike him right in the jugular.

 

As Luxlord kneels over him, he holds out his hand, begging for help. Luxlord will respond by slapping him, saying "That's for letting my cookies burn because you were busy god modding in an RP thread, Mineku."

 

Luxlord will then proceed to break into my unnecessarily tall building, and proceed to kill all the great minds I collected. However, little does he know that when the last one falls, the company will be under my absolute control.

 

As he is about to strike me down (I'm calmly sitting in my office, enjoying a crepe) I'll just smirk as a figure appears behind him and stabs him through the heart with an odd, key-shaped blade. He'll then approach my desk expectantly, and I'll hand him a toasty smore I baked earlier, explaining "My end of the bargain, just as promised". Roxas will then exclaim "Hell yes!" and teleport away with his treat.

 

After rifling through my desk a bit, I'll produce a dark red crystal and siphon Luxlord's soul into it. After compressing his soul into pure energy, I will then insert the gem into a strange machine behind me. As the smoke clears from the chamber attached to it, an Organization Coat Moogle will step out and we will have tea and be BESTEST KUPO FRIENDS!

 

As Roxas sits on the clock tower about to enjoy his toasty smore, Davok will suddenly appear, grab the smore, and run off. The scene will then fade to black as Roxas chases Davok yelling a string of profanities.

 

And then the credits shalt roll onwards!

 

 

Achievement Unlocked: Magnificent Bastard

 

 

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[Zexaeon]

Ammy, you = win.

[Nexev]

I didn't. XD

 

I'm not in it soley so in the sequel my comapny Flan Inc melds with yours and we make flan riders to pwn.

[Davok]

I don't care what you silly MSN addicts think, Chess is inherently superior.

 

Checkers are really tasty, but whenever I eat them my poopies hurt. D:

[Phantom Roxas]

It's ridiculous... Just because my Senpai's avi is female' date=' he must be. Xirno must be Female for Near is on her avi.

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Near's a guy.

 

And Zex, you couldn't rape me. I have chastity armor.

[Tempest Dahlia]

Chess is win

 

Hey, i'm not kicked out right? Somehow this club got deleted from my subscriptions when l was cleaning up a few weeks ago...

[iCherry]

It's ridiculous... Just because my Senpai's avi is female' date=' he must be. Xirno must be Female for Near is on her avi.

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Near's a guy.

 

And Zex, you couldn't rape me. I have chastity armor.

 

Remove it right now. D

 

Chess is win

 

Hey' date=' i'm not kicked out right? Somehow this club got deleted from my subscriptions when l was cleaning up a few weeks ago...

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No.

You're perma banned.

Good day.

[Tempest Dahlia]

srs? o.o

[iCherry]

Of course I'm not srsly srs! D

 

Atleast check the list. .-.

[Tempest Dahlia]

>_>

Real funny. *smacks*

[iCherry]

Hey, don't smack me.

Blame yourself for being too lazy to check the Members List.

[The Warden]

Ammy, I love you and all, but now I really want to beat that achievemnet you unlocked, I just need to figure out how. Maybe a torture scenario involving Pee Wee's playhouse.

[Tempest Dahlia]

Hey' date=' don't smack me.

Blame yourself for being too lazy to check the Members List.

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Don't scold me! =<

[Phantom Roxas]

Ammy' date=' I love you and all, but now I really want to beat that achievemnet you unlocked, I just need to figure out how. Maybe a torture scenario involving Pee Wee's playhouse.

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If you can turn a series into Xanatos Speed Chess without asspulls, you win.

[Amethyst Phoenix]

Xanatos Speed Chess is almost as fun as Xanatos Speed Checkers.

 

 

XD

[Davok]

Xanatos Speed Chess is almost as fun as Xanatos Speed Checkers.

 

 

XD

 

Keep one eye open tonight.

[Nexev]

You know with all of Zex's raping it's really odd that no one ever se-

 

Oh Wait a minute....

 

Yep I'm pregnant.

 

And a guy.

 

Now I am going to have a daughter, she'll be named Lar, then I'm throwng her into a time portal where she'll grow up in the past, and join a silly internet group about a weird game with key swords and people with no sense of the human anatomy.

 

There she will witness a guy get raped and throw the child into a time portal...

 

Wait.

 

I'm Larxene's mother?

 

DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH!!

[Zexaeon]

And thus I have ensured the stability of the Time Flux I created a while back by impregnating Nex.

 

Now Larxene will be born, and history will remain unchanged from the grand design I set out with. In short...

 

JUST AS PLANNED.

 

Achievement Unlocked: Magnificent Bastard

 

...Gah, again? *Throws it into a closet of other achievements by the same name, and a couple Trophies from the PSN*

[Nexev]

Unless that was Amythest I through into the portal this time.

 

 

Happened before, remenber when Skuldur used to be called Riku?

 

That was silly.

[Infinitus]

And thus I have ensured the stability of the Time Flux I created a while back by impregnating Nex.

 

Now Larxene will be born' date=' and history will remain unchanged from the grand design I set out with. In short...

 

JUST AS PLANNED.

 

Achievement Unlocked: Magnificent Bastard

 

...Gah, again? *Throws it into a closet of other achievements by the same name, and a couple Trophies from the PSN*

 

You and I both know that that isn't the truth. Because you know that I know that you know that that is the equivalent of paying for insurance that's already payed for. Anything in the past are things that have already happened. So, in order for Lar to be alive today, you would have to have done this before. Considering the bottom line of your post that showed annoyance with what has been repeated before, you would never do the same thing again.

 

So tell me, WHAT is your REAL plan? Are you planning on making an army of Lars, then pulling a whole Darth Vader line, and work with the army of Lars to rule the world? Is that correct, Mr. Zexaeon? I WANT THE TRUTH! >=O

[Nexev]

Actually there are merely two lars.

 

LArxene, and a girl simply called Lar.

 

She's pretty much has all the random traits of me, with the power of both Larxene and Zexaeon (Since they are like the same person anyway).

 

Basically I sent the anti christ into the past so she can travel back to the future via a lightening bolt and then destroy the internet as we reconstruct it.

[The Warden]

Stop with all the crazy plans. I don't see why you guys need long-winded and intricate plans when some stuff is very simple. Besides, if I wanted to destroy something, I'd make it fold in on itself.

[Amethyst Phoenix]

*blasts out of rip in space-time*

 

Where the hell am I?

 

 

*notices weird people*

 

Oh uh, hello there. I'm not quite sure how I got here, but it's nice to make your acquaintance nonetheless.

 

Hmm....Ah-hah!

 

*Walks over to silvery rod lodged in floor*

 

There you are.

 

*Pulls rod out of floor, and shakes it. A deep violet blade of energy manifests on the side, in the shape of a scythe blade*

 

Well, it's nice to see you're still working.

 

*flips blade off and stores on back*

 

 

NOT SO FAST!

 

My apologies, I forgot to introduce myself.

 

 

The name's Amethyst.

 

Amethyst Phoenix.