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[spoiler=Yeah…I was bored]

 

Squall: Ugh' date=' why are you bringing me to this?

 

Rinoa: Because, I'm sick of you moping around the house. Like you've got anything to mope about.

 

Squall: But I don't like parties.

 

Rinoa: WELL THAT'S JUST TOO BAD ISN'T IT

 

Squall: ...

 

*the two walk into a large room with booming music playing*

 

Sora: *runs up* Oh hey! Squall! You made it!

 

Squall: Not by choice of my own.

 

Sora: Uh, wow. Like, that's so totally something you say t the party host.

 

Squall: ...

 

Sora: Yeah, thanks for that, douchebag. *walks away*

 

Rinoa: *slaps Squall* Seriously, Squall! At least PRETEND to be social!

 

Squall: Why?

 

Rinoa: Because if you don't, I'm going to kick your ass!

 

Squall: ...

 

Rinoa: And I'll have my dog rip your nuts off.

 

Squall: Okay, okay, geeze. *walks away to mingle*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Larxene: And then I found out that he had been using MY credit card, that Xemnas only lets me use like, once a month, to buy shoes. FREAKING SHOES.

 

Selphie: Wow, what did you do?

 

Larxene: I was like "Listen, MarMar, we're tight and all, but I'm gonna have to cut your f***ing head off if you don't stop taking my stuff."

 

Marluxia: And then [i']I[/i] was like, "But Larxy! I bought some for you, too!"

 

Larxene: But I totally slapped him across the face with a rake because he only bought pink pumps and glittery sandals, which I hate.

 

Marluxia: Needless to say, I learned my lesson.

 

Selphie: You know, I don't think you did.

 

Marluxia: Why's that?

 

Selphie: Just this feeling I get.

 

Kairi: Selphie's pretty good at this sort of thing.

 

Larxene: *eyes Marluxia warily*

 

Marluxia: W-What? I'm not doing anything!

 

Larxene: But you're going to. Aren't you?

 

Marluxia: No, I-

 

Zexion: *floats up on a lounge sofa made out of pages, laying down lazily* He's going to.

 

Larxene: THAT'S IT b**** YUU DAI NAO *tackles Marluxia out a window*

 

Zexion: Ahahahaha......yes. *floats away*

 

*Rinoa walks up*

 

Rinoa: Whoa, what happened here?

 

Kairi: Ugh, don't worry about it.

 

Rinoa: Kay...so where's Ollette?

 

Selphie: Oh, she said she couldn't come because she had some biiiiig event to get to. -.- Just trying to impress us again.

 

Kairi: She's probably just sitting at home...

 

Selphie: Alone...

 

Kairi: Getting DRUNK....

 

Selphie: AGAIN...

 

*Kairi and Selphie exchange knowing looks*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Squall: *leaning against a wall*

 

*Yuffie runs up*

 

Yuffie: Oh! Hey Squall! I didn't know you'd be here!

 

Squall: Hello Yuffie...

 

Yuffie: So, um, Squall...I've got these two acid *hold up both hands, each hand holding a small tablet of Acid*... and I can only do one... will you do the other with me?

 

Squall: ... *stares blankly*

 

Yuffie: *gives him a "Weeeelllll?" look and starts moving both hands up and down*

 

Squall: *silently takes one of the Acid*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Rikku: Listen Paine, we're telling you this because we're your friends, and we love you.

 

Yuna: We're JUST looking out for you!

 

Paine: Look, I don't want to hear it anymore. I'm sick of you telling me to break up with Demyx.

 

Rikku: He's just no good for you!

 

Paine: Why? Why is he no good for me? You have yet to answer this.

 

Yuna: You just need to trust us, Paine.

 

Paine: No.

 

Demyx: I think they just don't like me...

 

Rikku: You shut up!

 

Yuna: You're no good!

 

Rikku: Bad news!

 

*Axel intrudes*

 

Axel: Sup? Goin' on over here?

 

Rikku: Oh...hiiiii Axel~

 

Yuna: *fiddles with her hair a bit*

 

*Paine and Demyx sneak off*

 

Axel: You girls enjoying yourselves?

 

Rikku: Heehee, yeah.

 

Axel: Come on, let's go. *struts off, with them following*

 

Yuna: We love you Axel!

 

Axel: Shut up, baby, I know it.

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Xemnas: *spitting drunk* I hate this place…

 

Xigbar: *equally drunk* But we live here, dude…

 

Xaldin: *also drunk* Doesssn’t mean he has to like it. *sips at the Cooking Sherry*

 

Xemnas: *eyeing the bottle* You aren’t s’pposed to drink that straight from the bottle, y’know.

 

Xaldin: Shaddap. You’re not my mother. *drinks some more*

 

Xigbar: I…am….wasted~ *tips backwards over the bar*

 

*Sora walks up*

 

Sora: Oh, hey Xemnas. Just wanted to thank you again for letting me host my party here. Baaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii *runs off*

 

Xemnas: I hate that boy.

 

Xaldin: Him and his Mint Julups, and Video Games, and A-Track Rock and Roll music.

 

*Meanwhile, outside*

 

Cloud: Now I don’t want you guys embarrassing me.

 

Kadaj: Are you ashamed of us, big brother?

 

Cloud: Very.

 

Loz: ;_;

 

Yazoo: Don’t cry, Loz.

 

Cloud: You BETTER not cry in there. It’s already bad enough that I’m late because of you.

 

Kadaj: Well, it’s not MY fault Loz wouldn’t leave till he had his Teddy Bear to ride in the car with him!

 

Cloud: and it’s not MY fault that you wouldn’t stop whining for Mom for thirty minutes before you finally agreed to let her catch up, and it’s not MY fault that Yazoo had to spend an hour in the bathroom.

 

Yazoo: *flounces hair* Looks like this take some maintaining~

 

Kadaj: And I worry about Mother!

 

Cloud: Why? Sephiroth takes perfectly good care of her.

 

Kadaj: But…but…

 

Cloud: What? Are you such an attention-seeking whore that you can’t stand her to spend even an hour with Sephiroth?

 

Kadaj: *sniff*

 

Cloud: Don’t you dare cry, or I swear to God, I will GIVE you something to cry about!

 

Loz: *points* Look.

 

*Larxene is seen dragging off an unconscious Marluxia*

 

Larxene: *stare* What? *keeps going*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Roxas: Come oooooon, Namine. It’s a party.

 

Namine: I’m not sleeping with you Roxas. I don’t want to catch your AIDS.

 

Roxas: For the last time, I don’t have the AIDS! Just cuz I slept with Axel ONE TIME.

 

Namine: And Hayner. And Sora. And Kairi. And Sora AND Kairi. And AXEL and Sora and Kairi. And then Hayner again. Then Tifa and Aerith.

 

Roxas: ….you know about all those.

 

Namine: I KNOW ALL.

 

Roxas: Well….I’m an adolescent young man! It’s perfectly natural for me to do some sexual explo-

 

Namine: No. No, Roxas. That’s not exploration. YOU’RE A WHORE.

 

Roxas: SO ARE YOU.

 

Namine: f*** YOU b**** DON’T COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME.

 

*They fall to the floor, feverishly making out*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Zexion: *standing next to Luxord* Hey.

 

Luxord: =/

 

Zexion: *pushes Luxord out the window*

 

Luxord: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..tea!

 

Zexion: Hahahahaa…..yes.

 

Paine: *walks up and pushes Zexion out the window*

 

Zexion: *whales like when you smack him up in KH2FM*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Vexen: Hmm….good volume, nice substance, and just the right amount of trip. I do certify these drugs to be perfect!

 

Saix: *cough* You’re telling me.

 

Edoc-Trill (The Spider Demon who chills with Saix): I conquer.

 

Vexen: Now we simply must contaminate the party’s drink supply, and the mush-minded fools will be under our command!

 

Saix: Dude….my hands are HUGE~

 

Vexen: *facepalm*

 

Edoc-Trill: *giggling like an idiot*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Rinoa: Squall! There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you!

 

Squall: *tripping on Acid* Whoa…..WHOA…..I’m…I’m freaking out…

 

Yuffie: Inorite?

 

Rinoa: o_O

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Sora: Hey, has anybody seen Kairi?

 

Axel: Oh, she’s behind the couch, making out with Sora.

 

Sora: …Axel, I’m right here.

 

Axel: *stares at Sora for a moment and then walks off*

 

Sora: *goes and looks behind the couch* KAIRI.

 

Kairi: *making out with Selphie* *Wipes mouth* What?

 

Sora: Why didn’t you TELL me? I wanna join! *jumps in*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Lexaeus: There’s something not quite right about all these young people going at it like rabbits.

 

Ansem: I know what you mean. Even Guardian wants to get in on it. Though I refuse to let him.

 

Guardian: *speaks some jubberish*

 

Ansem: I don’t care if you hate me, no sex for you, young man.

 

Guardian: *pouts*

 

Ansem: Ah, raising children…

 

*just then, the Door burst open and DiZ made the scene*

 

DiZ: I have – Ah! How appalling!

 

Sora: *hastily gets up* DiZ!

 

*everyone stops what they’re doing, hastily trying to make themselves look decent*

 

Kairi: DiZ, i-it’s…it’s not what it…

 

DiZ: *shakes his head* Oh, how integrity has fallen….I’m not angry with you, young people. I’m just disappointed. *walks out*

 

Scantily Clad Nurse: *gives them all a “I am so disappointed in you” look and walks off after him*

 

Sora: *hangs his head*

 

Axel: Well, I feel like crap now.

 

Demyx: Me too…

 

*Various “Me too”s and what not echo around the room*

 

Squall: What the HELL is going on?! *in his underwear with Yuffie*

 

Yuffie: We’re kitties Squall! HELP ME GO TO THE JUNGLE

 

Squall: OKAY

 

All: ….

 

Roxas: But yeah, I feel bad.

 

Zexion: *climbs up from the window* I don’t.

 

Axel: Yeah, but you never feel bad about anything. Bad things get you off, or something.

 

Zexion: *chuckles*

 

*Cloud suddenly comes in*

 

Cloud: Okay, we’re here and- whoa, who died?

 

Sora: The party.

 

*everyone slowly files out*

 

*Larxene comes inside, dirty and with a shovel*

 

Larxene: Awww, party’s over?

 

Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin: *all collapsed and unconscious*

 

Lexaeus: *sigh*

 

Vexen: *comes upstairs from his lab* Where did everyone go?

 

Ansem: they left.

 

Vexen: ^#($(#*$@ *storms off*

 

Larxene: *whistles and walks away, shovel over her shoulder*

 

Zexion: ….Lexaeus, clean this mess up. *floats off*

 

Lexaeus: -____-

 

End

 

 

 

 

Epic Story Zex.

 

"Squall, we're kitties. HELP ME GO TO THE JUNGLE!

 

OKAY"

 

XD

 

 

 

Also, I swear to god I'm going to summon an Aevis and command it to skullfuck everything in sight if we get another confusing "2 people as the same organization member" scenario. It was chaotic enough when we had two Marluxia's >_>

 

Davok, DAH SKIPPAH, is Demyx. Zex, sustain my decree pl0x ^^

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[spoiler=Yeah…I was bored]

 

Squall: Ugh' date=' why are you bringing me to this?

 

Rinoa: Because, I'm sick of you moping around the house. Like you've got anything to mope about.

 

Squall: But I don't like parties.

 

Rinoa: WELL THAT'S JUST TOO BAD ISN'T IT

 

Squall: ...

 

*the two walk into a large room with booming music playing*

 

Sora: *runs up* Oh hey! Squall! You made it!

 

Squall: Not by choice of my own.

 

Sora: Uh, wow. Like, that's so totally something you say t the party host.

 

Squall: ...

 

Sora: Yeah, thanks for that, douchebag. *walks away*

 

Rinoa: *slaps Squall* Seriously, Squall! At least PRETEND to be social!

 

Squall: Why?

 

Rinoa: Because if you don't, I'm going to kick your ass!

 

Squall: ...

 

Rinoa: And I'll have my dog rip your nuts off.

 

Squall: Okay, okay, geeze. *walks away to mingle*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Larxene: And then I found out that he had been using MY credit card, that Xemnas only lets me use like, once a month, to buy shoes. FREAKING SHOES.

 

Selphie: Wow, what did you do?

 

Larxene: I was like "Listen, MarMar, we're tight and all, but I'm gonna have to cut your f***ing head off if you don't stop taking my stuff."

 

Marluxia: And then [i']I[/i] was like, "But Larxy! I bought some for you, too!"

 

Larxene: But I totally slapped him across the face with a rake because he only bought pink pumps and glittery sandals, which I hate.

 

Marluxia: Needless to say, I learned my lesson.

 

Selphie: You know, I don't think you did.

 

Marluxia: Why's that?

 

Selphie: Just this feeling I get.

 

Kairi: Selphie's pretty good at this sort of thing.

 

Larxene: *eyes Marluxia warily*

 

Marluxia: W-What? I'm not doing anything!

 

Larxene: But you're going to. Aren't you?

 

Marluxia: No, I-

 

Zexion: *floats up on a lounge sofa made out of pages, laying down lazily* He's going to.

 

Larxene: THAT'S IT b**** YUU DAI NAO *tackles Marluxia out a window*

 

Zexion: Ahahahaha......yes. *floats away*

 

*Rinoa walks up*

 

Rinoa: Whoa, what happened here?

 

Kairi: Ugh, don't worry about it.

 

Rinoa: Kay...so where's Ollette?

 

Selphie: Oh, she said she couldn't come because she had some biiiiig event to get to. -.- Just trying to impress us again.

 

Kairi: She's probably just sitting at home...

 

Selphie: Alone...

 

Kairi: Getting DRUNK....

 

Selphie: AGAIN...

 

*Kairi and Selphie exchange knowing looks*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Squall: *leaning against a wall*

 

*Yuffie runs up*

 

Yuffie: Oh! Hey Squall! I didn't know you'd be here!

 

Squall: Hello Yuffie...

 

Yuffie: So, um, Squall...I've got these two acid *hold up both hands, each hand holding a small tablet of Acid*... and I can only do one... will you do the other with me?

 

Squall: ... *stares blankly*

 

Yuffie: *gives him a "Weeeelllll?" look and starts moving both hands up and down*

 

Squall: *silently takes one of the Acid*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Rikku: Listen Paine, we're telling you this because we're your friends, and we love you.

 

Yuna: We're JUST looking out for you!

 

Paine: Look, I don't want to hear it anymore. I'm sick of you telling me to break up with Demyx.

 

Rikku: He's just no good for you!

 

Paine: Why? Why is he no good for me? You have yet to answer this.

 

Yuna: You just need to trust us, Paine.

 

Paine: No.

 

Demyx: I think they just don't like me...

 

Rikku: You shut up!

 

Yuna: You're no good!

 

Rikku: Bad news!

 

*Axel intrudes*

 

Axel: Sup? Goin' on over here?

 

Rikku: Oh...hiiiii Axel~

 

Yuna: *fiddles with her hair a bit*

 

*Paine and Demyx sneak off*

 

Axel: You girls enjoying yourselves?

 

Rikku: Heehee, yeah.

 

Axel: Come on, let's go. *struts off, with them following*

 

Yuna: We love you Axel!

 

Axel: Shut up, baby, I know it.

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Xemnas: *spitting drunk* I hate this place…

 

Xigbar: *equally drunk* But we live here, dude…

 

Xaldin: *also drunk* Doesssn’t mean he has to like it. *sips at the Cooking Sherry*

 

Xemnas: *eyeing the bottle* You aren’t s’pposed to drink that straight from the bottle, y’know.

 

Xaldin: Shaddap. You’re not my mother. *drinks some more*

 

Xigbar: I…am….wasted~ *tips backwards over the bar*

 

*Sora walks up*

 

Sora: Oh, hey Xemnas. Just wanted to thank you again for letting me host my party here. Baaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii *runs off*

 

Xemnas: I hate that boy.

 

Xaldin: Him and his Mint Julups, and Video Games, and A-Track Rock and Roll music.

 

*Meanwhile, outside*

 

Cloud: Now I don’t want you guys embarrassing me.

 

Kadaj: Are you ashamed of us, big brother?

 

Cloud: Very.

 

Loz: ;_;

 

Yazoo: Don’t cry, Loz.

 

Cloud: You BETTER not cry in there. It’s already bad enough that I’m late because of you.

 

Kadaj: Well, it’s not MY fault Loz wouldn’t leave till he had his Teddy Bear to ride in the car with him!

 

Cloud: and it’s not MY fault that you wouldn’t stop whining for Mom for thirty minutes before you finally agreed to let her catch up, and it’s not MY fault that Yazoo had to spend an hour in the bathroom.

 

Yazoo: *flounces hair* Looks like this take some maintaining~

 

Kadaj: And I worry about Mother!

 

Cloud: Why? Sephiroth takes perfectly good care of her.

 

Kadaj: But…but…

 

Cloud: What? Are you such an attention-seeking whore that you can’t stand her to spend even an hour with Sephiroth?

 

Kadaj: *sniff*

 

Cloud: Don’t you dare cry, or I swear to God, I will GIVE you something to cry about!

 

Loz: *points* Look.

 

*Larxene is seen dragging off an unconscious Marluxia*

 

Larxene: *stare* What? *keeps going*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Roxas: Come oooooon, Namine. It’s a party.

 

Namine: I’m not sleeping with you Roxas. I don’t want to catch your AIDS.

 

Roxas: For the last time, I don’t have the AIDS! Just cuz I slept with Axel ONE TIME.

 

Namine: And Hayner. And Sora. And Kairi. And Sora AND Kairi. And AXEL and Sora and Kairi. And then Hayner again. Then Tifa and Aerith.

 

Roxas: ….you know about all those.

 

Namine: I KNOW ALL.

 

Roxas: Well….I’m an adolescent young man! It’s perfectly natural for me to do some sexual explo-

 

Namine: No. No, Roxas. That’s not exploration. YOU’RE A WHORE.

 

Roxas: SO ARE YOU.

 

Namine: f*** YOU b**** DON’T COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME.

 

*They fall to the floor, feverishly making out*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Zexion: *standing next to Luxord* Hey.

 

Luxord: =/

 

Zexion: *pushes Luxord out the window*

 

Luxord: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..tea!

 

Zexion: Hahahahaa…..yes.

 

Paine: *walks up and pushes Zexion out the window*

 

Zexion: *whales like when you smack him up in KH2FM*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Vexen: Hmm….good volume, nice substance, and just the right amount of trip. I do certify these drugs to be perfect!

 

Saix: *cough* You’re telling me.

 

Edoc-Trill (The Spider Demon who chills with Saix): I conquer.

 

Vexen: Now we simply must contaminate the party’s drink supply, and the mush-minded fools will be under our command!

 

Saix: Dude….my hands are HUGE~

 

Vexen: *facepalm*

 

Edoc-Trill: *giggling like an idiot*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Rinoa: Squall! There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you!

 

Squall: *tripping on Acid* Whoa…..WHOA…..I’m…I’m freaking out…

 

Yuffie: Inorite?

 

Rinoa: o_O

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Sora: Hey, has anybody seen Kairi?

 

Axel: Oh, she’s behind the couch, making out with Sora.

 

Sora: …Axel, I’m right here.

 

Axel: *stares at Sora for a moment and then walks off*

 

Sora: *goes and looks behind the couch* KAIRI.

 

Kairi: *making out with Selphie* *Wipes mouth* What?

 

Sora: Why didn’t you TELL me? I wanna join! *jumps in*

 

*Meanwhile*

 

Lexaeus: There’s something not quite right about all these young people going at it like rabbits.

 

Ansem: I know what you mean. Even Guardian wants to get in on it. Though I refuse to let him.

 

Guardian: *speaks some jubberish*

 

Ansem: I don’t care if you hate me, no sex for you, young man.

 

Guardian: *pouts*

 

Ansem: Ah, raising children…

 

*just then, the Door burst open and DiZ made the scene*

 

DiZ: I have – Ah! How appalling!

 

Sora: *hastily gets up* DiZ!

 

*everyone stops what they’re doing, hastily trying to make themselves look decent*

 

Kairi: DiZ, i-it’s…it’s not what it…

 

DiZ: *shakes his head* Oh, how integrity has fallen….I’m not angry with you, young people. I’m just disappointed. *walks out*

 

Scantily Clad Nurse: *gives them all a “I am so disappointed in you” look and walks off after him*

 

Sora: *hangs his head*

 

Axel: Well, I feel like crap now.

 

Demyx: Me too…

 

*Various “Me too”s and what not echo around the room*

 

Squall: What the HELL is going on?! *in his underwear with Yuffie*

 

Yuffie: We’re kitties Squall! HELP ME GO TO THE JUNGLE

 

Squall: OKAY

 

All: ….

 

Roxas: But yeah, I feel bad.

 

Zexion: *climbs up from the window* I don’t.

 

Axel: Yeah, but you never feel bad about anything. Bad things get you off, or something.

 

Zexion: *chuckles*

 

*Cloud suddenly comes in*

 

Cloud: Okay, we’re here and- whoa, who died?

 

Sora: The party.

 

*everyone slowly files out*

 

*Larxene comes inside, dirty and with a shovel*

 

Larxene: Awww, party’s over?

 

Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin: *all collapsed and unconscious*

 

Lexaeus: *sigh*

 

Vexen: *comes upstairs from his lab* Where did everyone go?

 

Ansem: they left.

 

Vexen: ^#($(#*$@ *storms off*

 

Larxene: *whistles and walks away, shovel over her shoulder*

 

Zexion: ….Lexaeus, clean this mess up. *floats off*

 

Lexaeus: -_____-

 

End

 

 

 

You've done better.

 

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I just found out I'm not pregnant' date=' nor will I ever get pregnant... again...

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Vexen was awesome as usual.

 

I knew it wasn't me because I would have one something like cross breed weed and Yggdrasil leaves in order to make a high that self replicates itself. Because I get way to in-depth on minuscule things.

 

Plus if Vexen was based off me he would have a flan familiar. And we would be best friends.

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D= I've done better? I'm losing my touch? OH SHI-

 

Now hold on, you have to remember I have the oddest sense of humor. Not that you are, but don't take my words to heart bro. I just wasn't as entertained by this as I am all of your other stories.

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=o I always just randomly spit my stories out' date=' Solus. So I guess it's to be expected that some are better than others. It's not like I ever really pre-write, so yeah. xD Just whatever comes to me at the time.

 

Was it at least entertaining?

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Mildly. But a thumbs up none the less.

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