Christian Exodia Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Oh god, why the bloody hell did you tell a 11-year old, or 10 years, 347 days old kid that, though I do know about Pedophelia. Tell you, i'm psychotic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 This is pretty usual stuff here. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Oh god' date=' why the bloody hell did you tell a 11-year old, or 10 years, 347 days old kid that, though I do know about Pedophelia. Tell you, i'm psychotic.[/quote'] cool story bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 @Xirno and Skuldur:Oh, of course you two would deny it, you're both partly responsible, after all~ @Fallen Ace:My daily conversations with Xirno, who's 12, consist of much, much worse. And she's just fine, isn't that right, Xirny~? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Xirno's 12? Well, She is my Daugter. (Something random, ask Dark Phenoix.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Xirno's 12? Well' date=' She is my Daugter. (Something random, ask Dark Phenoix.)[/quote'] Lies. Everyone knows Seta Sojiro is my father. Stop with your lies D: < @Xirno and Skuldur:Oh' date=' of course you two would deny it, you're both partly responsible, after all~ @Fallen Ace:My daily conversations with Xirno, who's 12, consist of much, much worse. And she's just fine, isn't that right, Xirny~?[/quote'] Of course baby~ <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Xirno's 12? Well' date=' She is my Daugter. (Something random, ask Dark Phenoix.)[/quote'] Lies. Everyone knows Seta Sojiro is my father. Stop with your lies D: < @Xirno and Skuldur:Oh' date=' of course you two would deny it, you're both partly responsible, after all~ @Fallen Ace:My daily conversations with Xirno, who's 12, consist of much, much worse. And she's just fine, isn't that right, Xirny~?[/quote'] Of course baby~ <3Step then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Skuldur: Its imperative you understand Obi Wan would never botherTelling you about your father Xirno: He told me enough - he told me you killed him Skuldur: Then there's something I must reveal then I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Skuldur: Its imperative you understand Obi Wan would never botherTelling you about your father Xirno: He told me enough - he told me you killed him Skuldur: Then there's something I must reveal then I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father Do not want. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 How about... Seta Sojiro: Its imperative you understand Marly would never botherTelling you about your father Xirno: He told me enough - he told me you killed him Seta Sojiro: Then there's something I must reveal then I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatt Mann Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 How about... Seta Sojiro: Its imperative you understand Marly would never botherTelling you about your father Xirno: He told me enough - he told me you killed him Seta Sojiro: Then there's something I must reveal then I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father What the hell is this? Is this thing broken? Why would you need to repeat that "I am your father" bull? I need coffee. Where's the nearest coffee shop at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 5 blocks away, Starbuxs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I just noticed something, Fallen Ace has the most posts in this new remake and he hasn't even been accepted yet. >.> @Chaos: The record broke at that part. D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 How about... Seta Sojiro: Its imperative you understand Marly would never botherTelling you about your father Xirno: He told me enough - he told me you killed him Seta Sojiro: Then there's something I must reveal then I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father Exactly how it happened. Except haris was present and trying to buttraep me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 How about... Seta Sojiro: Its imperative you understand Marly would never botherTelling you about your father Xirno: He told me enough - he told me you killed him Seta Sojiro: Then there's something I must reveal then I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father I'm your fatherI'm your father I'm your father I'm your father Exactly how it happened. Except haris was present and trying to buttraep me.How lovely is that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 @Xirno: And I was there recording the whole thing. >=) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 @Xirno: And I was there recording the whole thing. >=)Youtube Time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatt Mann Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 5 blocks away' date=' Starbuxs.[/quote'] Thanks *Walks 5 blocks and sees a Starbuxs(Starbucks), purchases a coffee drink, walks back to Lexaeus while drinking the drink.* "Hmm, this frozen frappachino is good. Expensive, though." I just noticed something' date=' Fallen Ace has the most posts in this new remake and he hasn't even been accepted yet. >.> @Chaos: The record broke at that part. D:[/quote'] Oh, really? And here I thought it was my imagination playing tricks on me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 5 blocks away' date=' Starbuxs.[/quote'] Thanks *Walks 5 blocks and sees a Starbuxs(Starbucks), purchases a coffee drink, walks back to Lexaeus while drinking the drink.* "Hmm, this frozen frappachino is good. Expensive, though." I just noticed something' date=' Fallen Ace has the most posts in this new remake and he hasn't even been accepted yet. >.> @Chaos: The record broke at that part. D:[/quote'] O RLY? And here I thought it was my imagination playing tricks on me.Fix'd And It's soooo worth it =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Xirno's 12? Well' date=' She is my Daugter. (Something random, ask Dark Phenoix.)[/quote'] Lies. Everyone knows Seta Sojiro is my father. Stop with your lies D: < @Xirno and Skuldur:Oh' date=' of course you two would deny it, you're both partly responsible, after all~ @Fallen Ace:My daily conversations with Xirno, who's 12, consist of much, much worse. And she's just fine, isn't that right, Xirny~?[/quote'] Of course baby~ <3@Marly: So, what's with that- OH MY F'ING GOD! *Dies* @Xirno: Believe it or not, you're my half-sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zexaeon Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 [spoiler=Yeah…I was bored] Squall: Ugh, why are you bringing me to this? Rinoa: Because, I'm sick of you moping around the house. Like you've got anything to mope about. Squall: But I don't like parties. Rinoa: WELL THAT'S JUST TOO BAD ISN'T IT Squall: ... *the two walk into a large room with booming music playing* Sora: *runs up* Oh hey! Squall! You made it! Squall: Not by choice of my own. Sora: Uh, wow. Like, that's so totally something you say t the party host. Squall: ... Sora: Yeah, thanks for that, douchebag. *walks away* Rinoa: *slaps Squall* Seriously, Squall! At least PRETEND to be social! Squall: Why? Rinoa: Because if you don't, I'm going to kick your ass! Squall: ... Rinoa: And I'll have my dog rip your nuts off. Squall: Okay, okay, geeze. *walks away to mingle* *Meanwhile* Larxene: And then I found out that he had been using MY credit card, that Xemnas only lets me use like, once a month, to buy shoes. FREAKING SHOES. Selphie: Wow, what did you do? Larxene: I was like "Listen, MarMar, we're tight and all, but I'm gonna have to cut your funking head off if you don't stop taking my stuff." Marluxia: And then I was like, "But Larxy! I bought some for you, too!" Larxene: But I totally slapped him across the face with a rake because he only bought pink pumps and glittery sandals, which I hate. Marluxia: Needless to say, I learned my lesson. Selphie: You know, I don't think you did. Marluxia: Why's that? Selphie: Just this feeling I get. Kairi: Selphie's pretty good at this sort of thing. Larxene: *eyes Marluxia warily* Marluxia: W-What? I'm not doing anything! Larxene: But you're going to. Aren't you? Marluxia: No, I- Zexion: *floats up on a lounge sofa made out of pages, laying down lazily* He's going to. Larxene: THAT'S IT jabroni YUU DAI NAO *tackles Marluxia out a window* Zexion: Ahahahaha......yes. *floats away* *Rinoa walks up* Rinoa: Whoa, what happened here? Kairi: Ugh, don't worry about it. Rinoa: Kay...so where's Ollette? Selphie: Oh, she said she couldn't come because she had some biiiiig event to get to. -.- Just trying to impress us again. Kairi: She's probably just sitting at home... Selphie: Alone... Kairi: Getting DRUNK.... Selphie: AGAIN... *Kairi and Selphie exchange knowing looks* *Meanwhile* Squall: *leaning against a wall* *Yuffie runs up* Yuffie: Oh! Hey Squall! I didn't know you'd be here! Squall: Hello Yuffie... Yuffie: So, um, Squall...I've got these two acid *hold up both hands, each hand holding a small tablet of Acid*... and I can only do one... will you do the other with me? Squall: ... *stares blankly* Yuffie: *gives him a "Weeeelllll?" look and starts moving both hands up and down* Squall: *silently takes one of the Acid* *Meanwhile* Rikku: Listen Paine, we're telling you this because we're your friends, and we love you. Yuna: We're JUST looking out for you! Paine: Look, I don't want to hear it anymore. I'm sick of you telling me to break up with Demyx. Rikku: He's just no good for you! Paine: Why? Why is he no good for me? You have yet to answer this. Yuna: You just need to trust us, Paine. Paine: No. Demyx: I think they just don't like me... Rikku: You shut up! Yuna: You're no good! Rikku: Bad news! *Axel intrudes* Axel: Sup? Goin' on over here? Rikku: Oh...hiiiii Axel~ Yuna: *fiddles with her hair a bit* *Paine and Demyx sneak off* Axel: You girls enjoying yourselves? Rikku: Heehee, yeah. Axel: Come on, let's go. *struts off, with them following* Yuna: We love you Axel! Axel: Shut up, baby, I know it. *Meanwhile* Xemnas: *spitting drunk* I hate this place… Xigbar: *equally drunk* But we live here, dude… Xaldin: *also drunk* Doesssn’t mean he has to like it. *sips at the Cooking Sherry* Xemnas: *eyeing the bottle* You aren’t s’pposed to drink that straight from the bottle, y’know. Xaldin: Shaddap. You’re not my mother. *drinks some more* Xigbar: I…am….wasted~ *tips backwards over the bar* *Sora walks up* Sora: Oh, hey Xemnas. Just wanted to thank you again for letting me host my party here. Baaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii *runs off* Xemnas: I hate that boy. Xaldin: Him and his Mint Julups, and Video Games, and A-Track Rock and Roll music. *Meanwhile, outside* Cloud: Now I don’t want you guys embarrassing me. Kadaj: Are you ashamed of us, big brother? Cloud: Very. Loz: ;_; Yazoo: Don’t cry, Loz. Cloud: You BETTER not cry in there. It’s already bad enough that I’m late because of you. Kadaj: Well, it’s not MY fault Loz wouldn’t leave till he had his Teddy Bear to ride in the car with him! Cloud: and it’s not MY fault that you wouldn’t stop whining for Mom for thirty minutes before you finally agreed to let her catch up, and it’s not MY fault that Yazoo had to spend an hour in the bathroom. Yazoo: *flounces hair* Looks like this take some maintaining~ Kadaj: And I worry about Mother! Cloud: Why? Sephiroth takes perfectly good care of her. Kadaj: But…but… Cloud: What? Are you such an attention-seeking whore that you can’t stand her to spend even an hour with Sephiroth? Kadaj: *sniff* Cloud: Don’t you dare cry, or I swear to God, I will GIVE you something to cry about! Loz: *points* Look. *Larxene is seen dragging off an unconscious Marluxia* Larxene: *stare* What? *keeps going* *Meanwhile* Roxas: Come oooooon, Namine. It’s a party. Namine: I’m not sleeping with you Roxas. I don’t want to catch your AIDS. Roxas: For the last time, I don’t have the AIDS! Just cuz I slept with Axel ONE TIME. Namine: And Hayner. And Sora. And Kairi. And Sora AND Kairi. And AXEL and Sora and Kairi. And then Hayner again. Then Tifa and Aerith. Roxas: ….you know about all those. Namine: I KNOW ALL. Roxas: Well….I’m an adolescent young man! It’s perfectly natural for me to do some sexual explo- Namine: No. No, Roxas. That’s not exploration. YOU’RE A WHORE. Roxas: SO ARE YOU. Namine: funk YOU jabroni DON’T COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME. *They fall to the floor, feverishly making out* *Meanwhile* Zexion: *standing next to Luxord* Hey. Luxord: =/ Zexion: *pushes Luxord out the window* Luxord: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..tea! Zexion: Hahahahaa…..yes. Paine: *walks up and pushes Zexion out the window* Zexion: *whales like when you smack him up in KH2FM* *Meanwhile* Vexen: Hmm….good volume, nice substance, and just the right amount of trip. I do certify these drugs to be perfect! Saix: *cough* You’re telling me. Edoc-Trill (The Spider Demon who chills with Saix): I conquer. Vexen: Now we simply must contaminate the party’s drink supply, and the mush-minded fools will be under our command! Saix: Dude….my hands are HUGE~ Vexen: *facepalm* Edoc-Trill: *giggling like an idiot* *Meanwhile* Rinoa: Squall! There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you! Squall: *tripping on Acid* Whoa…..WHOA…..I’m…I’m freaking out… Yuffie: Inorite? Rinoa: o_O *Meanwhile* Sora: Hey, has anybody seen Kairi? Axel: Oh, she’s behind the couch, making out with Sora. Sora: …Axel, I’m right here. Axel: *stares at Sora for a moment and then walks off* Sora: *goes and looks behind the couch* KAIRI. Kairi: *making out with Selphie* *Wipes mouth* What? Sora: Why didn’t you TELL me? I wanna join! *jumps in* *Meanwhile* Lexaeus: There’s something not quite right about all these young people going at it like rabbits. Ansem: I know what you mean. Even Guardian wants to get in on it. Though I refuse to let him. Guardian: *speaks some jubberish* Ansem: I don’t care if you hate me, no sex for you, young man. Guardian: *pouts* Ansem: Ah, raising children… *just then, the Door burst open and DiZ made the scene* DiZ: I have – Ah! How appalling! Sora: *hastily gets up* DiZ! *everyone stops what they’re doing, hastily trying to make themselves look decent* Kairi: DiZ, i-it’s…it’s not what it… DiZ: *shakes his head* Oh, how integrity has fallen….I’m not angry with you, young people. I’m just disappointed. *walks out* Scantily Clad Nurse: *gives them all a “I am so disappointed in you” look and walks off after him* Sora: *hangs his head* Axel: Well, I feel like crap now. Demyx: Me too… *Various “Me too”s and what not echo around the room* Squall: What the HELL is going on?! *in his underwear with Yuffie* Yuffie: We’re kitties Squall! HELP ME GO TO THE JUNGLE Squall: OKAY All: …. Roxas: But yeah, I feel bad. Zexion: *climbs up from the window* I don’t. Axel: Yeah, but you never feel bad about anything. Bad things get you off, or something. Zexion: *chuckles* *Cloud suddenly comes in* Cloud: Okay, we’re here and- whoa, who died? Sora: The party. *everyone slowly files out* *Larxene comes inside, dirty and with a shovel* Larxene: Awww, party’s over? Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin: *all collapsed and unconscious* Lexaeus: *sigh* Vexen: *comes upstairs from his lab* Where did everyone go? Ansem: they left. Vexen: ^#($(#*$@ *storms off* Larxene: *whistles and walks away, shovel over her shoulder* Zexion: ….Lexaeus, clean this mess up. *floats off* Lexaeus: -_____- End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 [spoiler=Yeah…I was bored] Squall: Ugh' date=' why are you bringing me to this? Rinoa: Because, I'm sick of you moping around the house. Like you've got anything to mope about. Squall: But I don't like parties. Rinoa: WELL THAT'S JUST TOO BAD ISN'T IT Squall: ... *the two walk into a large room with booming music playing* Sora: *runs up* Oh hey! Squall! You made it! Squall: Not by choice of my own. Sora: Uh, wow. Like, that's so totally something you say t the party host. Squall: ... Sora: Yeah, thanks for that, douchebag. *walks away* Rinoa: *slaps Squall* Seriously, Squall! At least PRETEND to be social! Squall: Why? Rinoa: Because if you don't, I'm going to kick your ass! Squall: ... Rinoa: And I'll have my dog rip your nuts off. Squall: Okay, okay, geeze. *walks away to mingle* *Meanwhile* Larxene: And then I found out that he had been using MY credit card, that Xemnas only lets me use like, once a month, to buy shoes. FREAKING SHOES. Selphie: Wow, what did you do? Larxene: I was like "Listen, MarMar, we're tight and all, but I'm gonna have to cut your f***ing head off if you don't stop taking my stuff." Marluxia: And then [i']I[/i] was like, "But Larxy! I bought some for you, too!" Larxene: But I totally slapped him across the face with a rake because he only bought pink pumps and glittery sandals, which I hate. Marluxia: Needless to say, I learned my lesson. Selphie: You know, I don't think you did. Marluxia: Why's that? Selphie: Just this feeling I get. Kairi: Selphie's pretty good at this sort of thing. Larxene: *eyes Marluxia warily* Marluxia: W-What? I'm not doing anything! Larxene: But you're going to. Aren't you? Marluxia: No, I- Zexion: *floats up on a lounge sofa made out of pages, laying down lazily* He's going to. Larxene: THAT'S IT b**** YUU DAI NAO *tackles Marluxia out a window* Zexion: Ahahahaha......yes. *floats away* *Rinoa walks up* Rinoa: Whoa, what happened here? Kairi: Ugh, don't worry about it. Rinoa: Kay...so where's Ollette? Selphie: Oh, she said she couldn't come because she had some biiiiig event to get to. -.- Just trying to impress us again. Kairi: She's probably just sitting at home... Selphie: Alone... Kairi: Getting DRUNK.... Selphie: AGAIN... *Kairi and Selphie exchange knowing looks* *Meanwhile* Squall: *leaning against a wall* *Yuffie runs up* Yuffie: Oh! Hey Squall! I didn't know you'd be here! Squall: Hello Yuffie... Yuffie: So, um, Squall...I've got these two acid *hold up both hands, each hand holding a small tablet of Acid*... and I can only do one... will you do the other with me? Squall: ... *stares blankly* Yuffie: *gives him a "Weeeelllll?" look and starts moving both hands up and down* Squall: *silently takes one of the Acid* *Meanwhile* Rikku: Listen Paine, we're telling you this because we're your friends, and we love you. Yuna: We're JUST looking out for you! Paine: Look, I don't want to hear it anymore. I'm sick of you telling me to break up with Demyx. Rikku: He's just no good for you! Paine: Why? Why is he no good for me? You have yet to answer this. Yuna: You just need to trust us, Paine. Paine: No. Demyx: I think they just don't like me... Rikku: You shut up! Yuna: You're no good! Rikku: Bad news! *Axel intrudes* Axel: Sup? Goin' on over here? Rikku: Oh...hiiiii Axel~ Yuna: *fiddles with her hair a bit* *Paine and Demyx sneak off* Axel: You girls enjoying yourselves? Rikku: Heehee, yeah. Axel: Come on, let's go. *struts off, with them following* Yuna: We love you Axel! Axel: Shut up, baby, I know it. *Meanwhile* Xemnas: *spitting drunk* I hate this place… Xigbar: *equally drunk* But we live here, dude… Xaldin: *also drunk* Doesssn’t mean he has to like it. *sips at the Cooking Sherry* Xemnas: *eyeing the bottle* You aren’t s’pposed to drink that straight from the bottle, y’know. Xaldin: Shaddap. You’re not my mother. *drinks some more* Xigbar: I…am….wasted~ *tips backwards over the bar* *Sora walks up* Sora: Oh, hey Xemnas. Just wanted to thank you again for letting me host my party here. Baaaaaaaaiiiiiiiii *runs off* Xemnas: I hate that boy. Xaldin: Him and his Mint Julups, and Video Games, and A-Track Rock and Roll music. *Meanwhile, outside* Cloud: Now I don’t want you guys embarrassing me. Kadaj: Are you ashamed of us, big brother? Cloud: Very. Loz: ;_; Yazoo: Don’t cry, Loz. Cloud: You BETTER not cry in there. It’s already bad enough that I’m late because of you. Kadaj: Well, it’s not MY fault Loz wouldn’t leave till he had his Teddy Bear to ride in the car with him! Cloud: and it’s not MY fault that you wouldn’t stop whining for Mom for thirty minutes before you finally agreed to let her catch up, and it’s not MY fault that Yazoo had to spend an hour in the bathroom. Yazoo: *flounces hair* Looks like this take some maintaining~ Kadaj: And I worry about Mother! Cloud: Why? Sephiroth takes perfectly good care of her. Kadaj: But…but… Cloud: What? Are you such an attention-seeking whore that you can’t stand her to spend even an hour with Sephiroth? Kadaj: *sniff* Cloud: Don’t you dare cry, or I swear to God, I will GIVE you something to cry about! Loz: *points* Look. *Larxene is seen dragging off an unconscious Marluxia* Larxene: *stare* What? *keeps going* *Meanwhile* Roxas: Come oooooon, Namine. It’s a party. Namine: I’m not sleeping with you Roxas. I don’t want to catch your AIDS. Roxas: For the last time, I don’t have the AIDS! Just cuz I slept with Axel ONE TIME. Namine: And Hayner. And Sora. And Kairi. And Sora AND Kairi. And AXEL and Sora and Kairi. And then Hayner again. Then Tifa and Aerith. Roxas: ….you know about all those. Namine: I KNOW ALL. Roxas: Well….I’m an adolescent young man! It’s perfectly natural for me to do some sexual explo- Namine: No. No, Roxas. That’s not exploration. YOU’RE A WHORE. Roxas: SO ARE YOU. Namine: f*** YOU b**** DON’T COMPARE YOURSELF TO ME. *They fall to the floor, feverishly making out* *Meanwhile* Zexion: *standing next to Luxord* Hey. Luxord: =/ Zexion: *pushes Luxord out the window* Luxord: Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…..tea! Zexion: Hahahahaa…..yes. Paine: *walks up and pushes Zexion out the window* Zexion: *whales like when you smack him up in KH2FM* *Meanwhile* Vexen: Hmm….good volume, nice substance, and just the right amount of trip. I do certify these drugs to be perfect! Saix: *cough* You’re telling me. Edoc-Trill (The Spider Demon who chills with Saix): I conquer. Vexen: Now we simply must contaminate the party’s drink supply, and the mush-minded fools will be under our command! Saix: Dude….my hands are HUGE~ Vexen: *facepalm* Edoc-Trill: *giggling like an idiot* *Meanwhile* Rinoa: Squall! There you are! I’ve been looking all over for you! Squall: *tripping on Acid* Whoa…..WHOA…..I’m…I’m freaking out… Yuffie: Inorite? Rinoa: o_O *Meanwhile* Sora: Hey, has anybody seen Kairi? Axel: Oh, she’s behind the couch, making out with Sora. Sora: …Axel, I’m right here. Axel: *stares at Sora for a moment and then walks off* Sora: *goes and looks behind the couch* KAIRI. Kairi: *making out with Selphie* *Wipes mouth* What? Sora: Why didn’t you TELL me? I wanna join! *jumps in* *Meanwhile* Lexaeus: There’s something not quite right about all these young people going at it like rabbits. Ansem: I know what you mean. Even Guardian wants to get in on it. Though I refuse to let him. Guardian: *speaks some jubberish* Ansem: I don’t care if you hate me, no sex for you, young man. Guardian: *pouts* Ansem: Ah, raising children… *just then, the Door burst open and DiZ made the scene* DiZ: I have – Ah! How appalling! Sora: *hastily gets up* DiZ! *everyone stops what they’re doing, hastily trying to make themselves look decent* Kairi: DiZ, i-it’s…it’s not what it… DiZ: *shakes his head* Oh, how integrity has fallen….I’m not angry with you, young people. I’m just disappointed. *walks out* Scantily Clad Nurse: *gives them all a “I am so disappointed in you” look and walks off after him* Sora: *hangs his head* Axel: Well, I feel like crap now. Demyx: Me too… *Various “Me too”s and what not echo around the room* Squall: What the HELL is going on?! *in his underwear with Yuffie* Yuffie: We’re kitties Squall! HELP ME GO TO THE JUNGLE Squall: OKAY All: …. Roxas: But yeah, I feel bad. Zexion: *climbs up from the window* I don’t. Axel: Yeah, but you never feel bad about anything. Bad things get you off, or something. Zexion: *chuckles* *Cloud suddenly comes in* Cloud: Okay, we’re here and- whoa, who died? Sora: The party. *everyone slowly files out* *Larxene comes inside, dirty and with a shovel* Larxene: Awww, party’s over? Xemnas, Xigbar, Xaldin: *all collapsed and unconscious* Lexaeus: *sigh* Vexen: *comes upstairs from his lab* Where did everyone go? Ansem: they left. Vexen: ^#($(#*$@ *storms off* Larxene: *whistles and walks away, shovel over her shoulder* Zexion: ….Lexaeus, clean this mess up. *floats off* Lexaeus: -____- Demyx: Whadda I miss? OH, I KILL ZEXION! Zexion: Oh hell... *There is now a pool of blood, and alot of water, but no Zexy...* End What it should be. I am Demyx, and a little psycho at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacoby746 Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 It took me exactly 32 tries to beat the Antilon. And the only reason I had that much time was I was going to another state. I currently am fighting the Infernal Engine. 32? What'd you do, just stand there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I assume I'm the Axel in the story? =o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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