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I personally like the idea of the Dissida Kart one.

 

I would so totally drive as Exdeath, Kefka, and Mateus. Send the other drivers to the VOID! Use an unstable and highly destructive engine to blaze through people! Or, just own the track; that way, even if you lose, the drivers still have to pay you. So who's the real loser?

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He was trying to make Jecht more manly. =O

 

Pffft. It can't be done. Jecht is already the pinnacle of manliness. Him and Cecil's pretty purple lipstick.

 

 

EDIT:

 

 

Yet another thing I've pulled from Gamefaqs, but couldn't resist sharing.

 

Did you know Cosmos is voice by Ash Ketchum's original VA? And Cid from Dissidia is ironically the narrator of Pokemon. With that in mind...

 

 

Cid: Today, we join our heroes as they venture off to the next gym in order to earn another crystal.

Cosmos: Let's hurry up, guys, Professor Evil-Tree-from-the-Forest-of-Moore told me that Garyland is already at the next town. Now, come on, let's go get those crystals!

Warrior of Light: Light-chu!

Terra: Don't forget, Cosmos. You still owe me a Magitek Armor.

Zidane: *fantasizes about Nurse CoD, Professor Shantotto and Officer Gabranth*

Emperor: (holding Firion's rose) Not so fast!

Cosmos: Who's there?!

Ultimecia: Prepare for trouble!

Emperor: And make it double!

Ultimecia: To compress the world with Time Compression!

Emperor: To conquer all people within all nations!

Ultimecia: To erase your friends and your love.

Emperor: To charge the falling stars above!

Ultimecia: Ulty.

Emperor: Emps.

Ultimecia: Team Chaos blasting off at the speed of light.

Emperor: Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Kefka: SMACK! That's right!

Sephiroth: WOBBUPEAR!

Kefka: Once we get that Light-chu, we'll finally win the favor of our boss, Chaos~! *fantasizes about sitting on Chaos' lap*

Cosmos: You're not getting my Light-chu! Firiosaur, Squallmander, Tidutle, I choose you!

Ultimecia: Golbez, go!

Emperor: Go get them, Jecht!

*Firiosaur, Squallmander and Tidutle beats Golbez and Jecht*

Ultimecia: Grr... Go Sephiroth!

*Sephiroth beats Firiosaur, Squallmander, and Tidutle*

Cosmos: Return!

Terra: Help us out, Onion Knight!

Cloud: Clouduck!

Terra: Grr... not you, Clouduck...

Cosmos: Go, Light-chu!

Warrior of Light: Lightning! Light-chuuuuuuu!

Ulty, Emps, and Kefka: Uboar! We're blasting off again!

Sephiroth: WOBBUPEAR!

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How about I just lyricize it?

 

[spoiler= Chaotic trouble from Nexev' ablum "sheet made up as a go along"]

Chaos: This is the boss, and I'm sick of waiting, I want Cosmos! And this time don't screw it up!

 

Prepare for trouble

Make it double

Prepare for trouble

Make it double

 

We'll be the richest, control of all time

Betrayers of Cid's grand design

I'll be the king (Emporer)

I'll be the queen (Ulimecia)

I just want to destroy... all of life (Kefka)

 

Prepare for trouble

Make it double

Prepare for trouble

Make it double

 

To end the cycle of devastation

To unite all people's within creation

To denounce the evils of hope and love

To extend our reach past the gods above

Ulty, Emp

Team chaos blast off at the speed of light

Surrender or not your gonna die

 

Team Chaos's Plottin'

Thinking' up trouble, causing' trouble

Double trouble big trouble

And the troubles gonna piss off you

 

Team Chaos's Plottin'

Thinking' up trouble, causing' trouble

Double trouble big trouble

And the troubles gonna piss off you

We're gonna capture Shinryu

 

We're Team Chaos and we fight for what's sweet,

For power, and worship, and making you weep

I'm so gorgeous

I've always gotta plan

You're just the players in my master plan (Cid)

 

REPEAT CHORUS

 

We're always gonna' try it

No one can deny it

We can a genius (ooo a genius) to be a fool and

We'll have you believing

Truth can be deceiving

"Screw up others" Is our golden rule.

 

 

Oooo

This is our most ingenius plan ever, if I do say so myself

Even we couldn't screw this one up, Ulty

 

Would you two stop yappin', here they come!

 

Prepare for trouble....

 

[repeat chorus x5]

 

Team Chaos's Plottin'

 

Looks like Team Chaos's blasting off again...! *sinister twinkle*

 

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