Lazer Yoshi Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 KILL THE ABOVE USER! ALSO MAKE IT PERSONAL.[spoiler=Example]1. KILL ME.2. I chainsaw off your arms and beat you with them!3. I push you off a cliff into a lake of molten lava.4. I stuff your head into a blender, press ON, and THEN take your Girlfriend away from you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I put Lazer Yoshi into a volcano, but will it BLEND?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted October 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I rip out your intestines and use them as a jumprope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I Clench my Fist, and Laser Yoshi explodes into a Gory mess, Then i take his intestines and start snapping them at Frisson, Getting $#!t all over him before Slicing him in half...... WUT NOW BISH!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted October 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 That was a nice kill, and I'm very happy for you, and Imma let you finish,But I've gotta say killing people by throwing your poop at them is one of the best killing tactics of all time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I'll have sweet hardcore goatse sex with everyone you know, then I'll eat your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I yell "HAAAX!!!!!111+SHIFT!!!!111" and toss a huge a** monitor at you at 100 KPH. Then, I backstab your remains :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 True friends stab you in the front...in this case, slice your front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted October 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I staple all your limbs together then let you bleed to death. THEN set you on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Vampiress~ Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 i shove hydrogen cyonide up ur ass and burn it...also shove amonia down your throat with table salt and burn that too...then steal all of your yugioh cards, chop your head off and throw you off of a cliff...so nothing much ;) lol u go BOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted October 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I split your eyes open with paper then stuff pounds and pounds of salt in your eye sockets. Then I jab you in the stomach and your eyes pop out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I let Lady Gaga rape you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Vampiress~ Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 i let barack obahma rape you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise Kyle Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I hook a hook to your under wear, tie rope to the hook, add a pully system, and put your mom on the other end. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Vampiress~ Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 i cut off your pathetic excuse for a cock and shove it up your ass! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I stab you in the groin, then pull the pin on a grenade and stick it inside the wound. You explode, groin first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horologia Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I lay you in chains, sit you in front of a TV, and let you have the verry worst Horror Films ever made.... 48 Hours long... Your eyes stay open... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Vampiress~ Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 i let the queen rape you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted October 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I staple earphones to your ears, then press play on the limited edition Miley Cyrus MP3 player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I through mario at you. After lighting him on FIRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galesonic Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I send Luna Lovegood to a world of nothingness as a giant array of knives appear out of thin air and constantly stab into him and dissapear as another set appear each minute for the next month. I'll lock Lazer Yoshi in a room filled with speakers and play a painfully loud soundwave until your brain ceases to function. I'll glue headphones to AWESHUM DUDETTE's ears and play Barney's 'I love you' song until she dies from the torment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted October 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I cremate you to ashes, then use your ashes as a topping for my cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
galesonic Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I give you a cookie and a glass of milk. Within 20 minutes you start to fell sick and suddenly die from fizz coming out of your stomach. You just too a cookie with 50g of Baking Soda and 60 mL of Vinegar and Lactic Acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 i let barack obahma rape you Dang!!! Ah, wasn't there a big priest rapage going on a few years ago?You get raped by a priest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silent Omega Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I'd slowly grab Twisted by the mouth, rip it open, put a TnT inside your body, walk away slowly, and then blow you up. I'd then just play around with your organs as if they were toys =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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