Akira Posted October 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 I arrange knifes and cement them on the walls in calculated and measured places outdoors. I then get naked and go to the top of the building before jumping awesomely down the knifes and getting a full body shave then use the Axe bottle I strapped on before being wowed/asked to impregnate by the girls that saw me. LIKE A BOSS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 But if I was old enough, I would glue knives to the wall, & rub my chin against one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 With a conventional razor. More accurate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Tim Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 don't shave, i'm 10 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Almost 11. But that's a dream way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Almost 11. But that's a dream way. I was full-on shaving by the time I was 12. >.>; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I use a butterfly knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Conventional razors cuzz i'm a man. Men actually use the sharpest side of their battle axe. You fail. >.>; A real man would use the dull side. You sir have lost the game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JG. Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 I don't shave yet, and I'm almost 14. But I don't mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Conventional razors cuzz i'm a man. Men actually use the sharpest side of their battle axe. You fail. >.>; A real man would use the dull side. You sir have lost the game. A real man does not let his battle axe get dull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Womi Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Conventional razors cuzz i'm a man. Men actually use the sharpest side of their battle axe. You fail. >.>; A real man would use the dull side. You sir have lost the game. A real man does not let his battle axe get dull.A real man won't debate how a real man shaves on a children's card game forum. You two just did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 13, 2009 Report Share Posted October 13, 2009 Conventional razors cuzz i'm a man. Men actually use the sharpest side of their battle axe. You fail. >.>; A real man would use the dull side. You sir have lost the game. A real man does not let his battle axe get dull.A real man won't debate how a real man shaves on a children's card game forum. You two just did. A real man would stay out of business that doesn't involve him. >.>; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Conventional razors cuzz i'm a man. Men actually use the sharpest side of their battle axe. You fail. >.>; A real man would use the dull side. You sir have lost the game. A real man does not let his battle axe get dull.A real man won't debate how a real man shaves on a children's card game forum. You two just did. A real man would stay out of business that doesn't involve him. >.>; A real man would shut the hell up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Conventional razors cuzz i'm a man. Men actually use the sharpest side of their battle axe. You fail. >.>; A real man would use the dull side. You sir have lost the game. A real man does not let his battle axe get dull.A real man won't debate how a real man shaves on a children's card game forum. You two just did. A real man would stay out of business that doesn't involve him. >.>; A real man would shut the hell up! A real man would not. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to leave because we are way off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Polycarp Posted October 14, 2009 Report Share Posted October 14, 2009 Conventional razors cuzz i'm a man. Men actually use the sharpest side of their battle axe. You fail. >.>; A real man would use the dull side. You sir have lost the game. A real man does not let his battle axe get dull.A real man won't debate how a real man shaves on a children's card game forum. You two just did. A real man would stay out of business that doesn't involve him. >.>; A real man would shut the hell up! A real man would not. Now' date=' if you'll excuse me, I'm going to leave because we are way off topic.[/quote'] A real man doesn't shave ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted October 15, 2009 Report Share Posted October 15, 2009 Conventional. Every 2 days. Only the facial hair, ladies. I mean... Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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