"Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Story of a Legend Continues: the abridged fanfiction with the rid..."

[RyanAtlus]

"Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Story of a Legend Continues: the abridged fanfiction with the ridiculously long name"

 

Meh. If you're reading this, I assume you've read the real book. This one is probably a bit more ridiculous. Or funnier. Maybe both.

 

[spoiler=Part 1. The Deck]

"Running!" Saitu yelled.

He almost crashed into Yugi, but he didn't. He didn't want any of those Kuriboh Cards, even tough they were probably better than anything he would ever play.

"Ignore me!" A man in an alleyway yelled.

"Okay."

"Don't really do it! I've got magical powers!"

"Lawlz!"

And then the man made solid iron bars appear out of thin air.

"Holy **** on a **** sandwich! Why did you do that?"

"Because appearantly the writer didn't plan on writing more chapters after this one. Supose he wanted some drama."

"Sure. Drama." Saitu replied. "That's why I'm so generic. Supose you've got an uber-powerfull Deck and mine's crap?"

"Shut up and Duel me."

"Derp. Kay."

"I Summon 3 Dark Armed Dragons!"

"Did you just summon a bunch ..."

"Yes."

"But he's semi-limited, you fvcktard!"

"Oh damn."

He turned of his Duel Disk System and started crying.

 

Then , they were standing in the man's ofice.

"What the..."

"Shut up and listen to me, I'll talk really fast."

"Why?"

"Becausethischapteriswaytooshort. Here'sthebox."

 

*End of chapter 2*

 

"THAT was it?"

"Yup."

"Damn. Our writer is lazy."

"He really is." *inhales* "YourgrandpawasSetoKaibaandyou'renowuberrichandyougethisdeck."

"This is going straight on ebay!"

 

*End of chapter 3*

 

"Like, seriously. These chapters are so short it almost seems as if our writer has a life..." Saitu said.

"Stop talking to yourself! People are trying to sleep here!" one of his offscreen foster parents yelled.

"Go fvck yourself!" Saitu yelled back. "Just wait 45 chapters, then I'll save the world!"

 

*laughing*

 

[spoiler=Part 2. Bonds of Friendship]

"More running!" Saitu yelled.

"Damn I'm late. Hey look! A comic relief character who I can beat!"

"Derp. I R great." the comic relief character said.

"You're almost as lame as the writer..." Saitu said.

"Shht! Don't spoil it now!" the random character said.

"C'mon! You put yourself into this!?"

"Derp. Duel me; I'll use a random Deck slightly based off my random Deck."

"What's in it for me?"

"Pack o' cards?"

"jabroniin!"

 

They turned on their Duel Disk Systems and started playing a children's card game.

"I activate Final Countdown and set 18 cards. I end my Turn!"

"That's kinda trippy..."

"LAWLZ I R ACTIVATING PYRO CLOCKS!"

"I summon 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons!"

"RAWR!" the first one said.

"RAWR RAWR!" the second one said.

"RAWR RAWR RAWR!" the third one said.

"Fvck this I'm outta here." the lame writer said.

*Saitu gained 17 EXP. Saitu collected a rusty dagger.*

 

"Hurray!" Ryan yelled.

"Hurray!" Saitu yelled. "Wasting money is fun! Here, stupid character, have some free trading cards!"

"This is going straight on ebay!" random character said. "Hurray!"

"Derp. Let's do Tag Duels."

"Derp. Kay."

"Derp. Let's challenge girls. They can't win any card games."

"Derp. Kay."

And then they challenged some girls. Random girls. And they kicked ass by summoning several monsters in one turn.

"Like, oh my God!"

"That's like, so rude."

"IN AMERICA!" Ryan yelled.

 

*silence*

 

"Derp." Saitu said.

"Derp." Ryan answered.

"I'm bored. Can't you write a plot?"

"Not yet. I'm too busy doing spelling errors. I can do something that looks a bit like a plot."

"Derp."

 

 

[spoiler=Part 3. The Locator Cards]

"Even more running!" Ryan and Saitu yelled.

"Where's the plot you were going to write?"

"Derp. In the game shop.

"We should stop saying 'Derp'."

"No we shouldn't. I'm too stupid to come up with a catchphrase. And besides, all the fvcktards stopped reading after we used that word a couple of times."

"Derp."

"By the way, the plot is a tournament."

"That's original."

"Kthx."

...and they entered the tournament.

 

"MILLZ!" another random character yelled!

"OH NOEZ!" Ryan yelled. "HE DEFEATED ME!"

"Who hasn't?"

"..."

"Since you're writing this, how come you're not the main character anyways? And why the fvck did I defeat you?"

"MILLZ!"

"Yeah that's great now shut up."

"One day, I'll win an onscreen Duel!" Ryan said.

"Yes. One that isn't important at all!"

"MILLZ!"

Chuck Norris came in, punched the millzombie in the face and gave his locator cards to Saitu.

"Hope there aren't any other semi-alternate-win-condition-players around here." He said.

"BURNZ!" a dude yelled and he ate a Deck.

"You fvcktard." Chuck said and repeated."

"Lawlz. Derp." Ryan said.

"You said it, lifepartner." Saitu answered.

 

[spoiler=Part 4. Huge Revolution]

"What kind of fvcked-up title is that?" Saitu asked, pointing upwards."

"Don't blame me. Blame the writing staff!"

"You are the writing staff, you idiot." Saitu replied.

"Derp."

"Can't we at least have some fanservice?"

"FANSERVICE!" a cosplayster yelled.

"Thank you."

"Oh my god! Nipples!" a Jaden-look-a-like yelled.

"Derp. anthing else?"

"No." Ryan said. "This part is filler. Hail me."

 

 

More to come if someone thinks it's not unfunny. Which it isn't.

[Limited Edition KING]

Lol "OH MY GOD NIPPLES!"

[RyanAtlus]

I wanted it to be my catchphrase, but I thought it would make me look even pervier than IRL.

[Mysty]

This reminds me of [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8z4E0_-si4]Hamlet in 60 seconds[/url]. The only difference is that you haven't finished the entire storyline yet. Then again, the scenes you have written now could easily all be fit into about 10 seconds.

[RyanAtlus]

That's good news.

There isn't much budget for the anime series of the book. Let's fit it into half an hour.

[Weather Report - Stand]

Eh, I think it would have been better without:

 

"Holy **** on a **** sandwich! Why did you do that?", AND...

 

"Shut up and Duel me.", AND...

 

"I Summon 3 Dark Armed Dragons!"

"Did you just summon a bunch ..."

"Yes."

 

The fact that you're using those unoriginal jokes throws me off. Otherwise... I don't really have an opinion.

[RyanAtlus]

Eh' date=' I think it would have been better without:

 

"Holy **** on a **** sandwich! Why did you do that?", AND...

 

"Shut up and Duel me.", AND...

 

"I Summon 3 Dark Armed Dragons!"

"Did you just summon a bunch ..."

"Yes."

 

The fact that you're using those unoriginal jokes throws me off. Otherwise... I don't really have an opinion.

[/quote']

 

It is criticism on the fact that many people steal those exact jokes.

Opinionlessness is a good thing.

[Weather Report - Stand]

I get it: So by making fun of your story, you're making fun of people using the same jokes over and over again, am I right? And also, having no opinion IS kinda good, since then you can't say "OMFGEE!! IT SOCKS!! IT JUST SOCKS SO HARRD!! YOU SHOULD GET A GLASS OF WATER, AND DROWWN IT AND CHOK ON THE GLASS CUP WHICH SHATTETRS IN YOUR THROAT!! YOO SOCK!!". People who say that are dumb in any situation.