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yeah that does work. i cracked my head on the concrete while i was skateboarding. that worked for me. :lol:

 

Then i got appendicitis and got my appendix removed on my birthday. that also worked. of course i had no way to do that on purpose but whatever.

 

yeah. just hurt yourself really bad, and theyll feel sympathetic for you. i am being sarcastic dont actuallly hurt yourself. :lol:

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Alright wannabes..Ill tell you the secrets of the trade. Its really quite simple:

 

1. Dose she like you? If she obviously dislikes you or ignores you give it up and move on.

2. Alright she likes you. Now you gotta be flirty with her. This might be were ur problem is no amount of advise will make you less nervous about talking to her you just gotta go for it or its not gonna happen.

3. If you see her in the hall make a move. The hall way switch between classes is a great way to flirt if your walking by you could do a simple wave or say hi or smile. If your feeling a little more confident go for something bolder if your walking up from behind put ur arm around her or poke her sides (girls love that trust me).

4. Go for it. If you think your getting along quite well and shes taken an interest to you (the best way to tell is if she dose the same stuff to you that you do to her.) Ask her out. Just do it no one will help you you just gotta go for it.

 

Trust me im in the 10th Grade and I know everything ahah.....anyway good luck.

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If your feeling a little more confident go for something bolder if your walking up from behind put ur arm around her or poke her sides (girls love that trust me).

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

That advice is assuming the girl knows him/talks to him. If she doesn't, she will get freaked out and he will get suspended for sexual harrasment (trust me, it happened to my friend).

 

Max, don't listen to any of the advice in this thread except for this:

Just be yourself, if the girl dosent like you for who you are then shes not the right one for you.
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Shows what you know Falling Pizza also its in step 3 so obviously she knows you. And know ur not gonna get suspened for sexual harassment you moron way to make up a false story there. There is no way ull get suspened for poking somones side. May I ask how old you are?

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its in step 3 so obviously she knows you

 

I know, I acknowledged that.

 

And know ur not gonna get suspened for sexual harassment you moron way to make up a false story there.

 

Yes, actually. At least in the US, schools/workplaces are very protective of female rights in situations like that. If you put your arm around a girl and she gets scared and reports it, YES, you will get suspended for sexual harassment. It's that simple, and true. And yes, my friend really did get suspended for sexual harassment, and the family got a restraining order against him.

 

May I ask how old you are?

 

17.

 

May I ask how old you are?

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Lair. Im 15 by the way and no you cannot get suspended for putting your arm on a girl unless you she asks you to stop and you do it again or you touch her in private area. In any case if your not a total retard like your friend apparently is your not gonna get suspended. You really must not talk to girls a lot.

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Lair

 

I assume you meant liar, and no, I'm not.

 

no you cannot get suspended for putting your arm on a girl unless you she asks you to stop and you do it again or you touch her in private area. In any case if your not a total retard like your friend apparently is your not gonna get suspended. You really must not talk to girls a lot.

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

BTW, do you live in the US?

 

 

 

This forum is slowly slipping away from my sense of humor.....

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No and it doesnt matter tis the same in pretty much every 1st world country.

 

Anyway is some girl is that big of a jabroni to report it over that why the hell would you be talking to her in the first place? Use some common sense ok.

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You guys are totally wrong.... Laughing ..........the only way to get a girlfriend (I have 7) is to treat them like deebo. They find it very manly and strong.

 

 

What is a deebo. Also, I hope you mean you've had and not currently have, that seems a little wrong to me, unless they know about it, that is.

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i need help talking to my crush at school.(im 13 and so is she)

 

she is nice and gets good grades.

 

I honestly feel your pain, same situation only I'm 15 (my god it's taking me ages) and I know she likes me, I've known her for nearly 5 years or something, but no matter how much I want to I can't admit to her that I like her.

 

I find the best way is just to act like you normally do (Like Danilus said), and be real nice to her too. It's a work in progress okay.

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thats not being a *****. your disrespect for women is unacceptable for this forum.

 

I agree' date=' that's not cool at all

 

 

Deebo is poop.......I was joking about that though.

 

No, I currently have 7 girlfriends.

 

Okay, thanks for clearing that up. Also, none of them know about the others?

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