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[Bringerofcake]

They exist therefore I must make their Warriors.

 

Quick Warrior

WIND

Warrior/Synchro

9/2600/1300

"Quick Synchron" + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters

If this card is destroyed by battle, you can discard a card in your hand to Special Summon it during the End Phase. When this card attacks a Defense Position monster, destroy it with this card's effect before Damage Calculation. After this Chain resolves, draw a card. If this card is targeted by a card effect, remove it from play, and return it to the field during the End Phase.

 

Hyper Warrior

LIGHT

Warrior/Synchro

8/2700/2300

"Hyper Synchron" + 1 or more non-Tuner monsters

If you have a Dragon-type Synchro Monster in your Graveyard, increase the ATK of this card by 600. During battle between this attacking card and a Defense Position monster whose DEF is lower than the ATK of this card, inflict the difference as Battle Damage to your opponent. If this card is destroyed by a card effect, you can remove it from play to Special Summon a Dragon-type Synchro monster from your Graveyard. Its effects are negated, and it cannot attack until your opponent's next Battle Phase.