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I trolled, is it any good?

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi my names katie!

You: yours?

Stranger: ben

Stranger: m

You: how old r you?

You: im 14 btw

You: u there?

You: ...

You: ben?

Stranger: 19

You: lol wow

Stranger: f or m

You: f

Stranger: u such a kid

Stranger: lol

You: srry

Stranger: 14?

You: yeah

You: so...

You: wats up?

Stranger: cool

Stranger: u

You: ...?

You: oh i just want to say, im trolling you

Stranger: wat u up to

You: trolling 19 year olds

Stranger: llol

Stranger: u horny?

You: yeah man

Stranger: wat u want do?

You: cyber?

Stranger: np

Stranger: hey u got pics?

You: yeah, want to see?

Stranger: yh

You: cool

You: one sec, let me upolad

Stranger: k

You: uploading...

Stranger: waiting

Stranger: lol

You: http://i47.tinypic.com/292v675.jpg

You: type that link int

You: *in

Stranger: sec

You: Your stalking skills are low. Try harder next time, k?

You: BITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCH

You have disconnected.

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Username: Teh Sm3xy Slave

Favorite meme: Do a Barrel Roll

Taco or Burrito?: Burrito

 

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hey

Stranger: whats your game?

You: Black Men

You: with Dynamite

Stranger: ah

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: why are the men black?

Stranger: gun powder?

You: Yes

Stranger: hmmm

You: then I burn them alive

Stranger: are you a guy?

You: no

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: are these men covered in gun powder

Stranger: black?

You: I like to have my Sexual Experience with women.

You: no

Stranger: they're white

You: they are albino

Stranger: oooo

Stranger: I like

Stranger: so

Stranger: are you a feminist by chance?

You: I like to rip off the heads of Asians

You: yes I am

Stranger: hahahhahahaahhahahahahaha

Stranger: I'm intrigued

You: but only male Asians

Stranger: what method of decapitation do you use?

You: I use a chainsaw

Stranger: do you then get it on with their female second class citizens and liberate them?

Stranger: do you happen to have a pseudo name

You: I also put C4 in your Jacket while you were talking to me. Bye Bye, Frenchy.

Stranger: like the pink pussy

Stranger: or the wide angle vagina?

Stranger: oh okay

Stranger: good luck with your feminist agenda

Stranger: why are you still here?

You: I'm also Vegan

Stranger: of course you are

Stranger: but why?

You: because eating MEAT is wrong.

Stranger: because you need men to make babies

Stranger: and anything a man makes is stupid

You: exactly

Stranger: omg

Stranger: but you need men to make females

Stranger: I just realized

You: Then the brainwashed females like Paris Hilton can do that.

Stranger: if only you could preserve the genitals

Stranger: hahaha

Stranger: you want to breed with paris hilton?

Stranger: are you insane?

Stranger: you'd get a bunch of paris hiltons

Stranger: do you know what gene's are?

You: I know I'm not wearing any Jeans.

Stranger: are you trying to cyber with me?

Stranger: because I'm a guy

You: I like females.

You: I am trying to troll your mind, so it will explode.

You: Then my job will be done.

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: well

Stranger: how can I help?

You: Stick some Dynamite in your Head.

Stranger: I don't have any dynomite

Stranger: I did have cheese tonight though

You: If you havn't realised by now... I'm a Lesbian Vegan Feministic Racist Nazi.

Stranger: a nazi too?

Stranger: then why don't you hate yourself for being a lesbian?

You: Because

You: I am HITLER

Stranger: ah

Stranger: it makes sense

Stranger: areyou anti-semetic?

You: I know I took some weird pills before.

Stranger: what color?

You: Blue

Stranger: ah okay

Stranger: are you wearing clothes?

You: No

Stranger: do you have breasts?

You: Yes

Stranger: what are your nipples saying right now?

You: They're saying "Stop looking at us"

Stranger: hmm

Stranger: they shoudn't be saying anything

Stranger: are they hard?

You: Yes

Stranger: what color are they?

You: Green

Stranger: green is actually my favorite color

Stranger: but

Stranger: that isnt a good color for nipples

You: are you French?

Stranger: nay

You: Are you a Jew?

Stranger: define Jew

You: Jewish

Stranger: define jewish

You: Small orange people, Green Hair.

Stranger: ah no

Stranger: that isn't me

Stranger: that sounds a lot like cabbage patch kids though

Stranger: or trolls rather

You: I am a Troll

After here it was like Stranger: I want to have sex with you" and stuff so I'd think it was best not posted

 

 

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