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hey dark... y don u trol liek dat nymore? i wuz jhust noticin u don trol liek u uset 2. mods gt u?

 

Yeah. A certain mod told me explicitly that my next ban will be a permaban.

 

I currently have a 0% warning, but that can change at any moment. I still troll, but mostly in this thread, or in a way that OMGAKITTY used to troll. Stay on topic. ^__^

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hey dark... y don u trol liek dat nymore? i wuz jhust noticin u don trol liek u uset 2. mods gt u?

 

Yeah. A certain mod told me explicitly that my next ban will be a permaban.

 

I currently have a 0% warning' date=' but that can change at any moment. I still troll, but mostly in this thread, or in a way that OMGAKITTY used to troll. Stay on topic. ^__^

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I will eat the flesh of that mod's first born child >:[

 

Is OMG perma'd? Oh, and what is the topic?

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You: If a stranger came to your house with a van that said 'Free candy'' date=' would you take it?

Stranger: Yeah :D

You: I'll be waiting

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Even though that's a short troll, it was still successful.

 

Here's mine. Took me a whole 3 minutes to do.

 

You: Hello.

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: Ask me one question. I'll answer completely truthfully and then be gone forever.

You: Only a single question, correct?

Stranger: yes

You: Let me think for a moment.

Stranger: sure

(At least 1 or 2 minutes passed by.)

You: I already asked a question, begone!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You: If a stranger came to your house with a van that said 'Free candy'' date=' would you take it?

Stranger: Yeah :D

You: I'll be waiting

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[/quote']

 

Even though that's a short troll, it was still successful.

 

Here's mine. Took me a whole 3 minutes to do.

 

You: Hello.

Stranger: heyy

Stranger: Ask me one question. I'll answer completely truthfully and then be gone forever.

You: Only a single question, correct?

Stranger: yes

You: Let me think for a moment.

Stranger: sure

(At least 1 or 2 minutes passed by.)

You: I already asked a question, begone!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had more, but I didn't expect him to disconnect so quickly.

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Rocks are expensive these days.

 

[spoiler=Troll]

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: haii

Stranger: asl

You: does that mean age...

You: something

Stranger: haiiii durr

You: language?

Stranger: yeee

You: okay im 15

You: i dont know what s is

You: and i speak english

You: oh l is location

Stranger: sex

Stranger: lol

You: oh

Stranger: yeo

You: female

Stranger: yep*

You: and new york

Stranger: coool

Stranger: :)

You: and you?

Stranger: got pics?

You: let me check

Stranger: 18 m cali

Stranger: :)

You: still looking

You: i dont think i have any pics of me at the moment

You: let me see something

You: i might have a camera

Stranger: mmm?

Stranger: hahaha coool take a seXy one

You: i have a lot of pictures of my ex =/

Stranger: awwwww....

Stranger: im srry

You: its ok

You: well, i dont have the camera

You: i think my sister has it

Stranger: >.>

You: but she is coming home soon

Stranger: icicicic

Stranger: mmkay

Stranger: :)

Stranger: bra size/

You: ehh, i dont feel comfortable saying

Stranger: ?*

Stranger: o.o y?

You: so what should we do until she comes home?

Stranger: talkie =)

You: or... could we do something else?

You: my friends said "cyber" was fun

You: do you know what that is?

Stranger: nope whats dat?

You: not sure

Stranger: n wats yur bra size?

Stranger: lol

You: ill tell u later

You: im not comfortabl now

Stranger: lol awww kk

You: let me check

You: im going to go on aim

Stranger: mmkay

Stranger: alrite

You: ill ask

Stranger: mmkayZ

You: by the way wats ur name?

You: and my friend said its cyber sex

You: and role play

You: so i think i noe wat that is

You: my name is jennifer

You: =3

You: hey r u still there xD

Stranger: aha

Stranger: yeaaaa

Stranger: im kenneth

Stranger: srr bout dat

You: oh thats a cool name

Stranger: cyber sex

Stranger: lol yu 2

You: so, want to try it

You: i havent done it b4

You: but my friend said it was cool

Stranger: uhhh sure

You: alright lets see how this works

You: im reading something brb

You: wont take long i promise

Stranger: aiite

Stranger: yeayea

You: alright so its like role playing

You: so we act out scenes with typing

You: and kinda have sex like that

You: i guess

You: so ill walk into the bathroom

You: and come out wearing a bra and panties

You: white in color, obviously =3

Stranger: ahaa

Stranger: r yu horny or sumthin lol?

You: a little

Stranger: ahaaaa

Stranger: yu pretty?

You: yeah, or at least thats what every1 says

You: my bf broke up with me cuz he got jealous

You: i hate him now D:

Stranger: ohhh lol

Stranger: awwwwww

Stranger: srr

You: do u mind if i take off my clothes irl?

You: its a little hot in my house

Stranger: take a pic of yur naked body ;)

You: after i get the camera

You: she shouldnt be long now

You: but im getting a little bored

You: can we keep cybering? it fells... good

You: well, my clothes r off

You: n i wrapped a blanket around myself incase my sister comes home

You: so, i lay on the bed with my bra and panties

You: how bout u?

You: heyy ru still there =]

You: if u dont talk i wont giv u a picture

Stranger: heyyy srr

Stranger: brb!!

You: its okay

Stranger: i b baq k?

Stranger: ;)

You: k

You: dont take long

You: =)

Stranger: srr bout dat babeZ

You: its okay

You: i wanna finish cyberring first, and then ill give u the pic

You: my sis just came home, so i have the camera

You: ill get the pic ready and wait for u

Stranger: srry i was taking off my clothes

Stranger: k i walk into the room n take off my clothes and get into bed with u

You: i take off the rest of my clothes and lay on top of u

Stranger: i think im getting a little horny to

You: it feels good, doesn't it

Stranger: yeah

You: okay, i kiss u in the cheek

Stranger: slowly, i slide down the bed

Stranger: i press myself closer to ur body

You: sorry to interrupt, but i have the pic

Stranger: okay

You: http://i48.tinypic.com/2ex3ocj.jpg

Your conversational parter has disconnected.

 

You'll have to copy/paste the URL to find out what the image was.

 

 

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Rocks are expensive these days.

 

[spoiler=Troll]

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: haii

Stranger: asl

You: does that mean age...

You: something

Stranger: haiiii durr

You: language?

Stranger: yeee

You: okay im 15

You: i dont know what s is

You: and i speak english

You: oh l is location

Stranger: sex

Stranger: lol

You: oh

Stranger: yeo

You: female

Stranger: yep*

You: and new york

Stranger: coool

Stranger: :)

You: and you?

Stranger: got pics?

You: let me check

Stranger: 18 m cali

Stranger: :)

You: still looking

You: i dont think i have any pics of me at the moment

You: let me see something

You: i might have a camera

Stranger: mmm?

Stranger: hahaha coool take a seXy one

You: i have a lot of pictures of my ex =/

Stranger: awwwww....

Stranger: im srry

You: its ok

You: well' date=' i dont have the camera

You: i think my sister has it

Stranger: >.>

You: but she is coming home soon

Stranger: icicicic

Stranger: mmkay

Stranger: :)

Stranger: bra size/

You: ehh, i dont feel comfortable saying

Stranger: ?*

Stranger: o.o y?

You: so what should we do until she comes home?

Stranger: talkie =)

You: or... could we do something else?

You: my friends said "cyber" was fun

You: do you know what that is?

Stranger: nope whats dat?

You: not sure

Stranger: n wats yur bra size?

Stranger: lol

You: ill tell u later

You: im not comfortabl now

Stranger: lol awww kk

You: let me check

You: im going to go on aim

Stranger: mmkay

Stranger: alrite

You: ill ask

Stranger: mmkayZ

You: by the way wats ur name?

You: and my friend said its cyber sex

You: and role play

You: so i think i noe wat that is

You: my name is jennifer

You: =3

You: hey r u still there xD

Stranger: aha

Stranger: yeaaaa

Stranger: im kenneth

Stranger: srr bout dat

You: oh thats a cool name

Stranger: cyber sex

Stranger: lol yu 2

You: so, want to try it

You: i havent done it b4

You: but my friend said it was cool

Stranger: uhhh sure

You: alright lets see how this works

You: im reading something brb

You: wont take long i promise

Stranger: aiite

Stranger: yeayea

You: alright so its like role playing

You: so we act out scenes with typing

You: and kinda have sex like that

You: i guess

You: so ill walk into the bathroom

You: and come out wearing a bra and panties

You: white in color, obviously =3

Stranger: ahaa

Stranger: r yu horny or sumthin lol?

You: a little

Stranger: ahaaaa

Stranger: yu pretty?

You: yeah, or at least thats what every1 says

You: my bf broke up with me cuz he got jealous

You: i hate him now D:

Stranger: ohhh lol

Stranger: awwwwww

Stranger: srr

You: do u mind if i take off my clothes irl?

You: its a little hot in my house

Stranger: take a pic of yur naked body ;)

You: after i get the camera

You: she shouldnt be long now

You: but im getting a little bored

You: can we keep cybering? it fells... good

You: well, my clothes r off

You: n i wrapped a blanket around myself incase my sister comes home

You: so, i lay on the bed with my bra and panties

You: how bout u?

You: heyy ru still there =']

You: if u dont talk i wont giv u a picture

Stranger: heyyy srr

Stranger: brb!!

You: its okay

Stranger: i b baq k?

Stranger: ;)

You: k

You: dont take long

You: =)

Stranger: srr bout dat babeZ

You: its okay

You: i wanna finish cyberring first, and then ill give u the pic

You: my sis just came home, so i have the camera

You: ill get the pic ready and wait for u

Stranger: srry i was taking off my clothes

Stranger: k i walk into the room n take off my clothes and get into bed with u

You: i take off the rest of my clothes and lay on top of u

Stranger: i think im getting a little horny to

You: it feels good, doesn't it

Stranger: yeah

You: okay, i kiss u in the cheek

Stranger: slowly, i slide down the bed

Stranger: i press myself closer to ur body

You: sorry to interrupt, but i have the pic

Stranger: okay

You: http://i48.tinypic.com/2ex3ocj.jpg

Your conversational parter has disconnected.

 

You'll have to copy/paste the URL to find out what the image was.

 

 

I love your trolling.

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