Jump to content

|SilverCrust's Legion of Trolls| Troll Day is the 15th


DeREVOLUTION

Recommended Posts

  • Replies 1.3k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

You will never make me click it!

 

NEVAR!!!

 

CeDeFiA is lying to you. Seriously' date=' it's nothing bad.

 

Just grow some balls, get WTM open and click it.

 

I promise, absolutely nothing bad will happen. Are you really gonna let CeDeFiA scare you?

 

IT BRINGS YOU INTO A LAND FULL OF GUMDROPS AND LOLLIPOPS. ;3

 

CHARLIE DEM UNICORNZ.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

You will never make me click it!

 

NEVAR!!!

 

CeDeFiA is lying to you. Seriously' date=' it's nothing bad.

 

Just grow some balls, get WTM open and click it.

 

I promise, absolutely nothing bad will happen. Are you really gonna let CeDeFiA scare you?

 

IT BRINGS YOU INTO A LAND FULL OF GUMDROPS AND LOLLIPOPS. ;3

 

CHARLIE DEM UNICORNZ.

 

I NEVER HEARD SUCH A THING, PLEASE MAKE A VALID DEFINITION TO WHAT NONSENSEFUL POST YOU HAVE JUST MADE

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[spoiler=Amazing Serebii.net Troll]

 

It's a bit long. If you see any blank text lines, that was probably a smiley.

 

19:19] hang on muk you buthole

[19:19] ...?

[19:19] ??

[19:20] you a girl?

[19:20] Yeah.

[19:20] :/

[19:20] What of it?

[19:20] oh

[19:20] ok

[19:20] can i ask you a question?

[19:20] Sure.

[19:20] what do girls like in a guy :|

[19:20] ...

[19:21] :/

[19:21] And you are asking me this because...?

[19:21] i want to know?

[19:21] Why are you asking ME this?

[19:21] And why ask on a Serebii chatroom?

[19:21] your a girl right?

[19:21] Yeah.

[19:22] so awnser please

[19:22] I don't know.

[19:22] It's different for all girls.

[19:22] you mexican?

[19:22] No.

[19:22] ok

[19:22] just tell me

[19:22] Like I said, it's different for all girls.

[19:22] tell me your opinion

[19:23] Uhh...

[19:23] Smart, funny.

[19:23] Not a snob, I guess.

[19:23] hahaha

[19:23] stop lying

[19:23] I'm not.

[19:23] But he can't be hideous.

[19:23] dick size doesnt matter?

[19:23] Not really.

[19:24] :/

[19:24] what if its microspopic

[19:24] hmm?

[19:24] Oh, I see. You want to know why girls won't date you.

[19:24] Yeah, it's because of your microscopic dick.

[19:24] yep

[19:24] So there is your answer.

[19:24] nope

[19:24] Hope I helped! ^_^

[19:24] Seeya.

[19:25] wait

[19:25] Okay...

[19:25] so...

[19:25] I was just about to ignore you, too. :3

[19:25] tell me...

[19:25] I already answered, I thought.

[19:25] whats the biggest youve ever had?

[19:25] lets talk bout it

[19:25] ...?

[19:25] Can you rephrase the question?

[19:26] whats the biggest (cock/dick/penis/device)youve ever had?

[19:26] lol@device

[19:26] Uhh...

[19:26] I'm still a virgin.

[19:26] no...

[19:26] really?

[19:26] i see...

[19:26] dont sell yourself now

[19:27] Have fun getting girls with your microscopic dick. :3

[19:27] I have Pokemon to trade.

[19:27] Seeya.

[19:27] wait

[19:27] Again, just about to ignore you.

[19:27] What?

[19:27] lets keep talking

[19:27] Sure, why not? <.<

[19:28] dick size doesnt matter?

[19:28] Not at the moment, no.

[19:28] I'm 16.

[19:28] oh

[19:28] Why would it matter right now?

[19:29] well im 13

[19:29] "D

[19:29] :D

[19:29] That's why your dick is microscopic.

[19:29] It makes sense now.

[19:29] no

[19:29] i was joking

[19:29] but...

[19:29] i doubt you want me to show you a picture

[19:29] Ehh...

[19:29] Pedobear is going to be after me.

[19:30] But I'll get something for you.

[19:30] Not a full picture, of course.

[19:30] im not pedobear

[19:30] im his cousin

[19:30] senor molestoso

[19:30] get it?

[19:30] Sure... :/

[19:30] molest + oso

[19:30] One sec, getting a picture.

[19:31] oso=bear in spanish

[19:31] Ah, that's funny. :3

[19:32] One sec.

[19:33] It's not my best picture...

[19:33] http://i47.tinypic.com/jzb8zb.gif

[19:33] what the ****?

[19:33] What?

[19:33] Am I that pretty?

[19:34] yep

[19:34] ...

[19:34] Thanks!

[19:34] :D

[19:34] lets go with that

[19:34] ...

[19:34] Sarcasm?

[19:34] I'm not that ugly, or so I'd think.

[19:34] well

[19:35] atleast i have an idea

[19:35] though something of mine as mellowed down a bit

[19:35] Your microscopic dick?

[19:35] It went from 5 mm to 2 mm?

[19:36] you would marvel at my dick

[19:36] At how small it is.

[19:36] I know.

[19:36] I have to go trade some Pokemon.

[19:36] not to brag or anything

[19:36] Talk to you in about 10 minutes.

[19:36] Bragging about a small dick?

[19:36] What a werid world you live in,

[19:36] but it looks pretty tasty

[19:36] ... :/

[19:36] Doubt it.

[19:36] appetizing actually

[19:37] have you ever sucked and or swallowed?

[19:37] No and no.

[19:37] Nor do I wish to.

[19:37] And definatley not with yours.

[19:37] So sorry. :]

[19:37] really?

[19:38] if you get married?

[19:38] Obviously then.

[19:38] But I'm 16.

[19:38] im 13 dude

[19:38] for all i know....

[19:38] you could be a 56 year-old perv

[19:39] But I'm not.,

[19:39] You saw my picture.

[19:39] no

[19:40] why you mean to me?

[19:40] can i ask you a question?

[19:41] Sure.

[19:42] Question is...?

[19:42] have you ever masterbated

[19:42] Nah, but some of my guy friends do.

[19:42] What an awkward question.

[19:42] Maybe you are a 40-year-old pedophile.

[19:43] no i mean...

[19:43] like

[19:43] i never met a girl that told me that

[19:43] so...

[19:43] Told you what?

[19:43] you dont

[19:43] wait

[19:43] Is that bad?

[19:43] Am I going to die?

[19:43] what

[19:43] no

[19:43] what do you mean

[19:43] Never mind.

[19:43] so you never?

[19:43] Actually, I have a challenge for you.

[19:44] ever?

[19:44] Just give me one sec.

[19:44] okay?

[19:44] im sccccaaared

[19:44] You think you are tough and whatnot, right?

[19:45] Masculine, as some call it.

[19:45] umm...

[19:45] no

[19:45] Well, try to watch this,.

[19:45] WITHOUT CRYING.

[19:45] OR SCREAMING.

[19:45] http://tinyurl.com/ynupj4

[19:45] (sigh)

[19:45] wow

[19:45] your nice

[19:46] im here being nice to you and your being mean

[19:47] Mean?

[19:47] What, you got scared?

[19:47] have you ever masterbated?

[19:47] ever?

[19:47] I told you, no.

[19:47] Just shut up already.

[19:47] I'll report you to an op.

[19:48] never?

[19:48] NO.

[19:48] why?

[19:48] NOW SHUT UP.

[19:48] calm down girl

[19:48] please

[19:48] Ugh.

[19:48] i hate it when girls get mad

[19:48] makes me sad

[19:48] especially when i cause it

[19:49] :(

[19:49] Uhh...

[19:49] Okay.

[19:49] So hate me.

[19:49] And leave.

[19:49] no

[19:49] im hating myself

[19:49] was that question too personal?

[19:50] ?

[19:50] Yes.

[19:50] im sorry

[19:51] Yes.

[19:51] forgive me?

[19:51] Yes.

[19:51] :D

[19:52] I have to go now.

[19:52] Have fun with your microscopic dick.

[19:52] Also, girls hate when you ask them personal questions.

[19:52] Have fun being a hermit.

[19:52] Also, have fun masterbating with your small dick.

[19:52] Because you can't get laid.

[19:52] Goodbye, and good night.

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[spoiler=Amazing Serebii.net Troll]

 

It's a bit long. If you see any blank text lines' date=' that was probably a smiley.

 

19:19'] hang on muk you buthole

[19:19] ...?

[19:19] ??

[19:20] you a girl?

[19:20] Yeah.

[19:20] :/

[19:20] What of it?

[19:20] oh

[19:20] ok

[19:20] can i ask you a question?

[19:20] Sure.

[19:20] what do girls like in a guy :|

[19:20] ...

[19:21] :/

[19:21] And you are asking me this because...?

[19:21] i want to know?

[19:21] Why are you asking ME this?

[19:21] And why ask on a Serebii chatroom?

[19:21] your a girl right?

[19:21] Yeah.

[19:22] so awnser please

[19:22] I don't know.

[19:22] It's different for all girls.

[19:22] you mexican?

[19:22] No.

[19:22] ok

[19:22] just tell me

[19:22] Like I said, it's different for all girls.

[19:22] tell me your opinion

[19:23] Uhh...

[19:23] Smart, funny.

[19:23] Not a snob, I guess.

[19:23] hahaha

[19:23] stop lying

[19:23] I'm not.

[19:23] But he can't be hideous.

[19:23] dick size doesnt matter?

[19:23] Not really.

[19:24] :/

[19:24] what if its microspopic

[19:24] hmm?

[19:24] Oh, I see. You want to know why girls won't date you.

[19:24] Yeah, it's because of your microscopic dick.

[19:24] yep

[19:24] So there is your answer.

[19:24] nope

[19:24] Hope I helped! ^_^

[19:24] Seeya.

[19:25] wait

[19:25] Okay...

[19:25] so...

[19:25] I was just about to ignore you, too. :3

[19:25] tell me...

[19:25] I already answered, I thought.

[19:25] whats the biggest youve ever had?

[19:25] lets talk bout it

[19:25] ...?

[19:25] Can you rephrase the question?

[19:26] whats the biggest (cock/dick/penis/device)youve ever had?

[19:26] lol@device

[19:26] Uhh...

[19:26] I'm still a virgin.

[19:26] no...

[19:26] really?

[19:26] i see...

[19:26] dont sell yourself now

[19:27] Have fun getting girls with your microscopic dick. :3

[19:27] I have Pokemon to trade.

[19:27] Seeya.

[19:27] wait

[19:27] Again, just about to ignore you.

[19:27] What?

[19:27] lets keep talking

[19:27] Sure, why not? <.<

[19:28] dick size doesnt matter?

[19:28] Not at the moment, no.

[19:28] I'm 16.

[19:28] oh

[19:28] Why would it matter right now?

[19:29] well im 13

[19:29] "D

[19:29] :D

[19:29] That's why your dick is microscopic.

[19:29] It makes sense now.

[19:29] no

[19:29] i was joking

[19:29] but...

[19:29] i doubt you want me to show you a picture

[19:29] Ehh...

[19:29] Pedobear is going to be after me.

[19:30] But I'll get something for you.

[19:30] Not a full picture, of course.

[19:30] im not pedobear

[19:30] im his cousin

[19:30] senor molestoso

[19:30] get it?

[19:30] Sure... :/

[19:30] molest + oso

[19:30] One sec, getting a picture.

[19:31] oso=bear in spanish

[19:31] Ah, that's funny. :3

[19:32] One sec.

[19:33] It's not my best picture...

[19:33] http://i47.tinypic.com/jzb8zb.gif

[19:33] what the ****?

[19:33] What?

[19:33] Am I that pretty?

[19:34] yep

[19:34] ...

[19:34] Thanks!

[19:34] :D

[19:34] lets go with that

[19:34] ...

[19:34] Sarcasm?

[19:34] I'm not that ugly, or so I'd think.

[19:34] well

[19:35] atleast i have an idea

[19:35] though something of mine as mellowed down a bit

[19:35] Your microscopic dick?

[19:35] It went from 5 mm to 2 mm?

[19:36] you would marvel at my dick

[19:36] At how small it is.

[19:36] I know.

[19:36] I have to go trade some Pokemon.

[19:36] not to brag or anything

[19:36] Talk to you in about 10 minutes.

[19:36] Bragging about a small dick?

[19:36] What a werid world you live in,

[19:36] but it looks pretty tasty

[19:36] ... :/

[19:36] Doubt it.

[19:36] appetizing actually

[19:37] have you ever sucked and or swallowed?

[19:37] No and no.

[19:37] Nor do I wish to.

[19:37] And definatley not with yours.

[19:37] So sorry. :]

[19:37] really?

[19:38] if you get married?

[19:38] Obviously then.

[19:38] But I'm 16.

[19:38] im 13 dude

[19:38] for all i know....

[19:38] you could be a 56 year-old perv

[19:39] But I'm not.,

[19:39] You saw my picture.

[19:39] no

[19:40] why you mean to me?

[19:40] can i ask you a question?

[19:41] Sure.

[19:42] Question is...?

[19:42] have you ever masterbated

[19:42] Nah, but some of my guy friends do.

[19:42] What an awkward question.

[19:42] Maybe you are a 40-year-old pedophile.

[19:43] no i mean...

[19:43] like

[19:43] i never met a girl that told me that

[19:43] so...

[19:43] Told you what?

[19:43] you dont

[19:43] wait

[19:43] Is that bad?

[19:43] Am I going to die?

[19:43] what

[19:43] no

[19:43] what do you mean

[19:43] Never mind.

[19:43] so you never?

[19:43] Actually, I have a challenge for you.

[19:44] ever?

[19:44] Just give me one sec.

[19:44] okay?

[19:44] im sccccaaared

[19:44] You think you are tough and whatnot, right?

[19:45] Masculine, as some call it.

[19:45] umm...

[19:45] no

[19:45] Well, try to watch this,.

[19:45] WITHOUT CRYING.

[19:45] OR SCREAMING.

[19:45] http://tinyurl.com/ynupj4

[19:45] (sigh)

[19:45] wow

[19:45] your nice

[19:46] im here being nice to you and your being mean

[19:47] Mean?

[19:47] What, you got scared?

[19:47] have you ever masterbated?

[19:47] ever?

[19:47] I told you, no.

[19:47] Just shut up already.

[19:47] I'll report you to an op.

[19:48] never?

[19:48] NO.

[19:48] why?

[19:48] NOW SHUT UP.

[19:48] calm down girl

[19:48] please

[19:48] Ugh.

[19:48] i hate it when girls get mad

[19:48] makes me sad

[19:48] especially when i cause it

[19:49] :(

[19:49] Uhh...

[19:49] Okay.

[19:49] So hate me.

[19:49] And leave.

[19:49] no

[19:49] im hating myself

[19:49] was that question too personal?

[19:50] ?

[19:50] Yes.

[19:50] im sorry

[19:51] Yes.

[19:51] forgive me?

[19:51] Yes.

[19:51] :D

[19:52] I have to go now.

[19:52] Have fun with your microscopic dick.

[19:52] Also, girls hate when you ask them personal questions.

[19:52] Have fun being a hermit.

[19:52] Also, have fun masterbating with your small dick.

[19:52] Because you can't get laid.

[19:52] Goodbye, and good night.

 

 

 

I'm happy I read the whole thing. What a loser :/

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Excuse me' date=' that "girl" was me.

 

;D

[/quote']

 

I thought you were the boy the whole time D:

 

Get on MSN, posting is too slow ;3

 

I only have 30 minutes. I was going to spend that on YCM, but I have most of tomorrow to do that. ;D

 

Aight, see y'all tomorrow.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


×
×
  • Create New...