CeDeFiA Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I THINK I FOUND SOMEONE GULLIBLE ENOUGH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 If it turns out to be a good troll, copy/pasta it here. I'll criticize it like hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 I'm trying to first get this guy to like me. I'ma do the parent troll ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Parent troll is pretty good for new and intermediate trollers. Religion trolls take awhile to master. Because people see through it so damn easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 This guy was one of the smartasses and didn't go along with it... damn him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 It'll take practice. Slowly but surely, however, you WILL get better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Another one just like went off into La La Land. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seta Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Dark, I can't believe he actually trusted you =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 One of my recent good trolls on Omegle. Remember' date=' there are two things that make up "good" trolling. One, you need to be good at trolling. But that's not everything. You need some real dumbasses to buy into your story. [spoiler=Omegle Troll, Nov. 16'] You: hello, how r u todayStranger: quite good, n u?You: im good i got report card n i got like b's and stuffStranger: that's goodYou: so, if a quiz is a quizzical, wats a test?Stranger: a... testzical?You: *faceplam*Stranger: i dont get itYou: 1 secs, i be rite bakStranger: kStranger: u thereStranger: hello?You: Hello, who are you?Stranger: the guy u wr takin 2You: Which guy? You mean my son?Stranger: sureYou: Why were you talking to my son?Stranger: idk he said hi firstYou: WHY WERE YOU TALKING TO MY SON?Stranger: ur supposed to its omegleYou: Were you trying to rape my child?Stranger: no!Stranger: i wasntYou: I can report you to the cops for that.Stranger: no plz dontStranger: no copsStranger: plzYou: I won't report you...Stranger: thnxYou: If you tell me why you were talking to my son.Stranger: its omegle u talk to strangers!You: What, did you put a virus in his computer?You: I swear, if you screwed a single thing up, I can get you arrested.Stranger: i did noYou: I work for the government.You: So you did put a virus?Stranger: NO!You: Calling the cops right now.Stranger: plz dontYou: I need your cell phone number, otherwise the cops will track you down through IP.Stranger: (***)-***-****You: Alright, the cops will call you in 30 minutes.You: They are very busy.Stranger: no no cops plzYou: THEN TELL ME WHY YOU WERE TALKING TO MY SON!Stranger: idk!You: You probably turned him atheist.Stranger: no dude im a christianStranger: atheist badYou: There is an amendment that states I can sue you for up to half a million dollars.Stranger: 4 wat?You: Changing the religion of one who is under 18.Stranger: i didnt i promiseYou: So why were you talking to him?Stranger: I TOLD U IDKYou: Were you his gay lover?Stranger: no im straightStranger: srslyYou: It's against the Bible to be homosexual.Stranger: IM NOT DUDEYou: The cops will call you eventually.You: You will go to jail and get sued for half a million dollars.You: Your life is over.Stranger: plz noYou: Can't change it now.You: Actually, I can.Stranger: plz doYou: Click on this link, and the government can't arrest you nor can I sue you.You: www.*********.comStranger: okayStranger: one secStranger: wtf is thisYou have disconnected. I linked him to a porn website. I f*cking love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 20, 2009 Report Share Posted November 20, 2009 Dark' date=' I can't believe he actually trusted you =P[/quote'] He srsly gave me his phone number. What the hell? One of my recent good trolls on Omegle. Remember' date=' there are two things that make up "good" trolling. One, you need to be good at trolling. But that's not everything. You need some real dumbasses to buy into your story. [spoiler=Omegle Troll, Nov. 16'] You: hello, how r u todayStranger: quite good, n u?You: im good i got report card n i got like b's and stuffStranger: that's goodYou: so, if a quiz is a quizzical, wats a test?Stranger: a... testzical?You: *faceplam*Stranger: i dont get itYou: 1 secs, i be rite bakStranger: kStranger: u thereStranger: hello?You: Hello, who are you?Stranger: the guy u wr takin 2You: Which guy? You mean my son?Stranger: sureYou: Why were you talking to my son?Stranger: idk he said hi firstYou: WHY WERE YOU TALKING TO MY SON?Stranger: ur supposed to its omegleYou: Were you trying to rape my child?Stranger: no!Stranger: i wasntYou: I can report you to the cops for that.Stranger: no plz dontStranger: no copsStranger: plzYou: I won't report you...Stranger: thnxYou: If you tell me why you were talking to my son.Stranger: its omegle u talk to strangers!You: What, did you put a virus in his computer?You: I swear, if you screwed a single thing up, I can get you arrested.Stranger: i did noYou: I work for the government.You: So you did put a virus?Stranger: NO!You: Calling the cops right now.Stranger: plz dontYou: I need your cell phone number, otherwise the cops will track you down through IP.Stranger: (***)-***-****You: Alright, the cops will call you in 30 minutes.You: They are very busy.Stranger: no no cops plzYou: THEN TELL ME WHY YOU WERE TALKING TO MY SON!Stranger: idk!You: You probably turned him atheist.Stranger: no dude im a christianStranger: atheist badYou: There is an amendment that states I can sue you for up to half a million dollars.Stranger: 4 wat?You: Changing the religion of one who is under 18.Stranger: i didnt i promiseYou: So why were you talking to him?Stranger: I TOLD U IDKYou: Were you his gay lover?Stranger: no im straightStranger: srslyYou: It's against the Bible to be homosexual.Stranger: IM NOT DUDEYou: The cops will call you eventually.You: You will go to jail and get sued for half a million dollars.You: Your life is over.Stranger: plz noYou: Can't change it now.You: Actually, I can.Stranger: plz doYou: Click on this link, and the government can't arrest you nor can I sue you.You: www.*********.comStranger: okayStranger: one secStranger: wtf is thisYou have disconnected. I linked him to a porn website. I f*cking love you. It was one of my better trolls. Obviously not my best. But you have on days and off days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I'ma need to do more trollin' on omegle ;D ILL UNBLOCK YOU DARK, IF YOU STOP SPAMMING ME MESSAGES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Dark' date=' I can't believe he actually trusted you =P[/quote'] He srsly gave me his phone number. What the hell? One of my recent good trolls on Omegle. Remember' date=' there are two things that make up "good" trolling. One, you need to be good at trolling. But that's not everything. You need some real dumbasses to buy into your story. [spoiler=Omegle Troll, Nov. 16'] You: hello, how r u todayStranger: quite good, n u?You: im good i got report card n i got like b's and stuffStranger: that's goodYou: so, if a quiz is a quizzical, wats a test?Stranger: a... testzical?You: *faceplam*Stranger: i dont get itYou: 1 secs, i be rite bakStranger: kStranger: u thereStranger: hello?You: Hello, who are you?Stranger: the guy u wr takin 2You: Which guy? You mean my son?Stranger: sureYou: Why were you talking to my son?Stranger: idk he said hi firstYou: WHY WERE YOU TALKING TO MY SON?Stranger: ur supposed to its omegleYou: Were you trying to rape my child?Stranger: no!Stranger: i wasntYou: I can report you to the cops for that.Stranger: no plz dontStranger: no copsStranger: plzYou: I won't report you...Stranger: thnxYou: If you tell me why you were talking to my son.Stranger: its omegle u talk to strangers!You: What, did you put a virus in his computer?You: I swear, if you screwed a single thing up, I can get you arrested.Stranger: i did noYou: I work for the government.You: So you did put a virus?Stranger: NO!You: Calling the cops right now.Stranger: plz dontYou: I need your cell phone number, otherwise the cops will track you down through IP.Stranger: (***)-***-****You: Alright, the cops will call you in 30 minutes.You: They are very busy.Stranger: no no cops plzYou: THEN TELL ME WHY YOU WERE TALKING TO MY SON!Stranger: idk!You: You probably turned him atheist.Stranger: no dude im a christianStranger: atheist badYou: There is an amendment that states I can sue you for up to half a million dollars.Stranger: 4 wat?You: Changing the religion of one who is under 18.Stranger: i didnt i promiseYou: So why were you talking to him?Stranger: I TOLD U IDKYou: Were you his gay lover?Stranger: no im straightStranger: srslyYou: It's against the Bible to be homosexual.Stranger: IM NOT DUDEYou: The cops will call you eventually.You: You will go to jail and get sued for half a million dollars.You: Your life is over.Stranger: plz noYou: Can't change it now.You: Actually, I can.Stranger: plz doYou: Click on this link, and the government can't arrest you nor can I sue you.You: www.*********.comStranger: okayStranger: one secStranger: wtf is thisYou have disconnected. I linked him to a porn website. I f*cking love you. It was one of my better trolls. Obviously not my best. But you have on days and off days. I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I'ma need to do more trollin' on omegle ;D ILL UNBLOCK YOU DARK' date=' IF YOU STOP SPAMMING ME MESSAGES[/quote'] I thought I blocked you, so I spammed and assumed you couldn't see it. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I'ma need to do more trollin' on omegle ;D ILL UNBLOCK YOU DARK' date=' IF YOU STOP SPAMMING ME MESSAGES[/quote'] I thought I blocked you, so I spammed and assumed you couldn't see it. :/ Now im gonna do that to someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 You blocked, then unblocked, then blocked, then unblocked. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I thought I blocked, spam, unblocked and then blocked again. :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 you were sadly mistakened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver The Hedgehog Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 Poor Dark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 WE REQUIRE POSTS WITH MORE THAN TWO WORDS IN THIS THREAD. TYVM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 So (1) does (2) that (3) mean (4) we (5) can (6) post (7) posts [8] with (9) only (10) three (11) words (12)? 12 words, beat that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I think I did it. [spoiler=Saturday, November 21, 2009]Connecting to server...Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!Stranger: looking for horny girl ; )You: im bored and looking for male partnerStranger: are youYou: yeshStranger: how do i know you're not a 14 year old boy screwing with meYou: i have photographic proofStranger: do you?You: yeah im getting linkYou: its in tinyurl styleYou: http://tinyurl.com/2w4apmYou: helloStranger: sory hold onYou: you there?Stranger: funk you The link is a rickroll, btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I'ma use that link ;3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 I'ma use that link ;3 Did I succeed in trolling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 It wasn't really TROLLING but getting a guy pissed ;3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted November 21, 2009 Report Share Posted November 21, 2009 It wasn't really TROLLING but getting a guy pissed ;3 Oh well, but it was fun and hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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