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~ P O L A R I S ~ you are now in the club due to the fact that you post here :/

 

POSTING AND JOINING ARE DIFFERENT BAW RAGE

 

If you didn't wish to join' date=' why did you join in the first place, Mr. [s']Polaroid[/s] Polarator?

 

I didn't. I posted wondering about your ban and made like 3 more follow-up posts or something. I have about as much reason to be on the member's list as Napoléon. Just sayin'.

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One of my recent good trolls on Omegle.

 

Remember, there are two things that make up "good" trolling. One, you need to be good at trolling. But that's not everything. You need some real dumbasses to buy into your story.

 

[spoiler=Omegle Troll, Nov. 16]

 

You: hello, how r u today

Stranger: quite good, n u?

You: im good i got report card n i got like b's and stuff

Stranger: that's good

You: so, if a quiz is a quizzical, wats a test?

Stranger: a... testzical?

You: *faceplam*

Stranger: i dont get it

You: 1 secs, i be rite bak

Stranger: k

Stranger: u there

Stranger: hello?

You: Hello, who are you?

Stranger: the guy u wr takin 2

You: Which guy? You mean my son?

Stranger: sure

You: Why were you talking to my son?

Stranger: idk he said hi first

You: WHY WERE YOU TALKING TO MY SON?

Stranger: ur supposed to its omegle

You: Were you trying to rape my child?

Stranger: no!

Stranger: i wasnt

You: I can report you to the cops for that.

Stranger: no plz dont

Stranger: no cops

Stranger: plz

You: I won't report you...

Stranger: thnx

You: If you tell me why you were talking to my son.

Stranger: its omegle u talk to strangers!

You: What, did you put a virus in his computer?

You: I swear, if you screwed a single thing up, I can get you arrested.

Stranger: i did no

You: I work for the government.

You: So you did put a virus?

Stranger: NO!

You: Calling the cops right now.

Stranger: plz dont

You: I need your cell phone number, otherwise the cops will track you down through IP.

Stranger: (***)-***-****

You: Alright, the cops will call you in 30 minutes.

You: They are very busy.

Stranger: no no cops plz

You: THEN TELL ME WHY YOU WERE TALKING TO MY SON!

Stranger: idk!

You: You probably turned him atheist.

Stranger: no dude im a christian

Stranger: atheist bad

You: There is an amendment that states I can sue you for up to half a million dollars.

Stranger: 4 wat?

You: Changing the religion of one who is under 18.

Stranger: i didnt i promise

You: So why were you talking to him?

Stranger: I TOLD U IDK

You: Were you his gay lover?

Stranger: no im straight

Stranger: srsly

You: It's against the Bible to be homosexual.

Stranger: IM NOT DUDE

You: The cops will call you eventually.

You: You will go to jail and get sued for half a million dollars.

You: Your life is over.

Stranger: plz no

You: Can't change it now.

You: Actually, I can.

Stranger: plz do

You: Click on this link, and the government can't arrest you nor can I sue you.

You: www.*********.com

Stranger: okay

Stranger: one sec

Stranger: wtf is this

You have disconnected.

 

I linked him to a porn website.

 

 

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