Skippy Canoe Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Yo momma's so old, her birth certificate says "EXPIRED" on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Yo momma's so stupid she eats sunblock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Wow... Yo momma's so fat, not even Buddha would take her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Yo momma's so stupid that scientists think they'res life on mars! [/fail] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Yo momma's so stupid, she said the capital of Japan is J! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Yo mama's so stupid, she slept with a ruler in her bed to see how long she slept. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Yo momma's so fat, her shadow weighs 42 pounds!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 Yo mama's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead just to make-up her mind!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Yo momma so stupid she invented a wheelchair with pedals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Night Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 @monkey: Yo momma's so stupid when she filed out an appication and read "sex" she filled in M,F, and put "and sumtimes wednesday" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Yo Momma's So Stupid that She tried to put M&Ms in Alphabetical order and Failed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at the M&M's factory, she threw out all the 'W's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Yo mommas so poor, she makes Peasants look like Kings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Yo momma so poor she opened the microwave ans saw 2 roaches! And they gave her an eviction notice!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoltDragon Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 yo mamma so ugly, that she cant enter a ugly-ness contest cuz no experts are allowed (prediction, this will be on the fail jokes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Yo momma so grimey she agreed with your last comment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted October 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Yo momma so stupid she made a peep hole in a glass door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Yo mommas so fat, she BOUNCES her way to the supermarket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Yo momma so nasty pigs won't even play with her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Your mommas so dumb, they killed her for fear of reproduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Yo momma so stupid she had you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koramore Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 Yo momma so poor that when I went to her house I fell on a skateboard she said get off the family car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 8, 2009 Report Share Posted October 8, 2009 yo momma so ugly they made costumes of her for holloween and scared the sh!t out of the local children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blamonchesix Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Yo mommas so ugly, Death was afraid to face HER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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