Monkey Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 [align=center]The idea is pretty simple, all you do is insult the user above you or his/her momma. Heck, go off on the user's grand momma for all I care. Please no seriously offensive jokes or jokes that another member might take personal. Keep it age appropriate at all times. Ideas: WeightStupidityHygeneMoneyBeautyFamily Post an epic "Yo Momma" joke, PM me, and your joke will be placed below:Epic "Yo Momma" Joke List Yo momma's so stupid she makes Peter Griffen & Homer Simpson look smart. Post a fail "Yo Momma" joke' date=' PM me, and your joke will be placed below:[b']Fail "Yo Momma" Joke List[/b]Yo mamma's so hairy' date='really,sometimes she's scary[/quote']Yo momma so fat' date=' she went into cardiac arrest.[/quote'] So start, insult my mommy, I dare you!Make sure you mention the member's username in your joke at the beginning as well! [/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Yo mamma so fat Jabba the hut said DAAAMMNN!!!!!@monkey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ Monkey: Yo Momma is So Hairy, The only Language She speaks is Wookie @ Jinzo: Yo Momma is so Fat that it makes Jupiter look like Pluto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @flandre: yo mamma so poor she walks the streets with a sign reading "will take IOU's" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ Jinzo: Yo Momma is so Ugly that she turns Medusa to stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ Flandre: Yo Momma's so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anonymous Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ Sκιρρу: Yo Momma's like putties form Power Rangers, she always gets her ass kicked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ Anon: Yo momma so fat, when God said "let there be light", yo momma was blocking the way. [/fail] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyosuke Kiryu Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @Dark: Yo mommas so hairy, she pours salt down her pants to keep her crabs happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Yo mommas so ugly, people thought she was a boy crossdressing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ Ramanga: Yo Momma's so full of $#!T that she Drinks water and Hot Fudge comes out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ Flan: Yo momma so stupid, she doesn't know the difference between root 2 and 2 root 1. [/fail] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @Dark, yo momma so lonely that when she frs frisky, she fakes drowning so she can get mouth-to-mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @ Monkey: Yo momma so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @Soror Yo Momma so uncorodinated, she threw a pebble at the ground, AND MISSED. @Dark Yo Momma so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted September 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 @Soror: yo momma so old, her high school year book is written in a stone great jokes everybody! Remember, if you think you have a fail or epic joke, pm me and it might be put on the 1st post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 @Monkey: Yo momma so old, she owes Cesar twenty dollars. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 @Soror: Your mama's so fat when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet they had to install speed bumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 @.Gandora.: Yo momma so dumb, when she found out that 90% of injuries happen around the house, she moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted September 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 @Soror: yo momma so ugly, people put a pic of her in their cars so they dont get broken into Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 @Monkey: Yo momma's house so small we had to eat a large pizza outside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted September 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 @Soror: yo momma's cooking is so bad, when I gave some to the dog, he said 'you first' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 @Monkey: Yo momma's so fat, no one could tell when she was pregant with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollow Ichigo! Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 @ Skippy: Yo momma so annoying even Naruto couldnt stand her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:~WhiteTiger~:. Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 Ulquiorra@---Yo mamma's so hairy,really,sometimes she's scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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