What really happened at duelist kingdom[new chapters added] [PG-16]

[Curse Sasuke]

Note:chapters are extremely short and innapropriate...read at once

 

 

[spoiler=one]

Setting:On the boat to duelist kingdom, yugi and joey are standing next to each other looking at the water.

 

"Hey Yug." said joey

 

"Ya Joey." said yugi

 

"Have you ever noticed that this island looks like hogwarts." joey said

 

"What the funk is hogwarts?!" said yugi angry

 

"You know witches and wizards." said joey

 

"Joey pee in this cup your on Crack." said yugi

 

"Hey Yugi" said weevle

 

"Ya thats me." said yugi

 

"Can I see your exodia pieces." said weevle snorting

 

"Sure but if you scratch them i will funking kill you." said yugi

 

Yugi hands the pieces to weevle

 

"These things are so orgasmic I will have sex with them." then weevle ran off.

 

"Horny little bastard." said yugi

 

The end of the short chapter

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=Two]

 

They arrive at the island

 

"Hey you with the hair." said yugi

 

"Me." said peagasus

 

"No your ballsac of course you." said yugi

 

"Ugh for that injustice we will duel inside a dark bubble where no one can see what were doing and what I am touching." said pegasus

 

"Ewe jabroni." said bakura (yes appears out of funking no where)

 

"Like your one to talk gaydar face!" said yugi angirly

 

"I know someone that gets "special Treatment" on this island." said pegesus

 

"Okay then." said yugi,joey,and everyone else on the island

 

 

 

 

[spoiler=Three]

 

Finals begin they are standing outside.

 

"Welcome" said pegasus's henchman "My hair invites you to come in."

 

he pulles down his pants.

 

"Just let us in." said joey "No hair invovled."

 

"Okay.......Go right in" said henchy

 

"Yo Yo Yo what up G's" said pegesus dressed like a gangsta "You wanta spit some phat beats on the dueling arena."

 

"Holy sheet take those funking clothes off you look gayer." said yugi

 

"Okay." said pegusus as he stripped naked.

 

"Son of a jabroni you need to die" said yugi pulling out shot gun and firing several times "O jabroni now I am the king of games."

 

"No I am" said kaiba (appearing out of know were)

 

"Shut the funk up u rich jabroni!"

 

 

[Goldeneagle]

Much more entertaining than regular duelist kingdom.

[Kendo Fish]

That didn't make sense. Whether that's a good or bad thing is up to you entirely.

[Goldeneagle]

It's a spoof. It's supposed to be completely unintelligible, inappropriate and full to the brim with innuendo.

[Kendo Fish]

It's a spoof. It's supposed to be completely unintelligible' date=' inappropriate and full to the brim with innuendo.[/quote']

Understood. But I'm a girl, so I don't think the innuendo and inappropriateness did it for me and it wasn't laugh-out-loud funny.

[Goldeneagle]

It's not the best, true, but you can hardly reprimand a spoof for being innapropriate. I do get your point though, I wouldn't give it more than a 5 or a 6/10 for hilarity.

[Weather Report - Stand]

It wasn't funny at all and the jokes were crappy. Work on this a little more if you want it to really take off.

[RyanAtlus]

Note:chapters are extremely short and innapropriate...read at once

 

 

[spoiler=one]

Setting: On the boat to Duelist KingdomPERIOD. Also; don't tell; show. yugi and joey are standing next to each other looking at the water. Did they miss the boat or something? Or are they on the bottom at the sea?

 

"Hey Yug." said Joey PERIOD. Also' date=' not a very attracting opening line.[/color']

 

"Ya Joey." said Yugi PERIOD. OMG, he fell for it! Yugi's such a jabroni.

 

"Have you ever noticed that this island looks like Hogwarts." Joey said PERIOD. Appearently, you like the word 'said' a lot.

 

"What the f*** is Hogwarts?!" said Yugi angry PERIOD. said Yugi angry? Who are you? The green dwarf from Star Wars?

 

"You know, witches and wizards." said Joey PERIOD. Another 'said'. I'm going to start taking shots every time you use that verb.

 

"Joey, pee in this cup you're on Crack." said Yugi PERIOD. *gulp!*

 

"Hey Yugi" said Weevil. PERIOD. *gulp!*

 

"Ya that's me." said Yugi PERIOD. *gulp!* Of course that's him. Otherwise DAD wouldn't be DARK.

 

"Can I see your exodia pieces." said Weevil snorting PERIOD. *gulp!* Another sentence written by Yoda.

 

"Sure but if you scratch them i will f***ing kill you." said Yugi PERIOD. *gulp!* Good grammar I have!

 

Yugi hands the pieces to Weevil. PERIOD. Sure, why not? It's perfectly normal to trust blue-haired people you've never seen before.

 

"These things are so orgasmic I will have sex with them." Then Weevil ran off. Good thing Weevil ran off when Tristan came to tell he has a trading card fetish.

 

"Horny little bastard." said Yugi PERIOD. *gulp!* Screw the grammar I have green skin.

 

The end of the short chapterPERIOD. Good thing Joey played such a big role in it.

 

 

[AlucardTheOld]

You're a funking dumb sheet

 

 

 

funny chapters though

[Lord Aizen]

This is frekin hilareous

[Weather Report - Stand]

After reading the additional chapters, I see that you have no original humor at all at this point. It's not funny, just irritatingly stupid.

[legendhiro]

this is nothing more than a hopeless mass of poorly executed inuendo and yugioh abridged rips. epic fail. a parody needs original, well executed and well written humor to be funny. this has none of those.

[RyanAtlus]

Good thing they banned him...

[legendhiro]

lol. i'm not saying it couldn't eventually be good. he just needs original humor.

[AlucardTheOld]

i know him in real life and he said he was banned until november andwas going to make a new account but hasnt yet because he didnt want it to be frozen for double accounting

[Hollow Ichigo!]

You guys are rude. This is actually really funny so GTFO

[RyanAtlus]

You guys are rude. This is actually really funny so GTFO

 

1. No we aren't. TC's humour is really bad.

2. No it isn't. It's childish.

3. NO U!

[Weather Report - Stand]

So can we close this sucker up now?