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Hi..

Since i am not gonna be on this forums anymore i don't need points...

So this is the game..

Discuss here about Santa Claus, XmaS and anything related ... What is important that your posts needs to be nice, i don't fights about religions etc. Those posts will not count... I want that is all full of love ^^

I will check here again for XmaS and i will take all names that discussed here and choose 1 randomly. Lucky winner will get all my points..:)

Note that more u post here, bigger the chance you will win... With each post your chance to win increases...

I will count only posts that talk about topic theme..

Spam and double ( or more) posts doesn't count..!!!!!!

 

So lets the games begin, ho-freaking-ho...

 

EDIT : If by any chance i will be dead by XmaS show moderators this thread ( and this note ) and tell them that they transfer all my points to winner :)

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Santa- An overweight pedophile that watches everything you do, and on Christmas time, he breaks into your house, eats your cookies, and puts toys he stole from the store under your Christmas Tree.

 

In other words, he a fat pedo that eats your cookies, stalks you, and steals toys for you.

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Santa- An overweight pedophile that watches everything you do' date=' and on Christmas time, he breaks into your house, eats your cookies, and puts toys he stole from the store under your Christmas Tree.

 

In other words, he a fat pedo that eats your cookies, stalks you, and steals toys for you.

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Post of the Week easily lol!

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Santa- An overweight pedophile that watches everything you do' date=' and on Christmas time, he breaks into your house, eats your cookies, and puts toys he stole from the store under your Christmas Tree.

 

In other words, he a fat pedo that eats your cookies, stalks you, and steals toys for you.

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Post of the Week easily lol!

 

There's really a "Post of the Week" Thread?

If so, link nao!

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Of course Santa exists. The fact that he was invented by Co*a Cola doesnt matter now.

 

He wasn't created by them. He's just endorsed by them.

 

The original Santa has a green coat and looks a bit different from the cola-version. But the Santa in the pic and the classic Santa we're thinking of when hearing the name is made up from Co*a Cola.

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Santa is actually Satan. Just change the letters and add horns. He's already got the red and the beard.

 

Do you want me to come over to your house later on?

 

I don't get it. >.<

 

You insulted Satan/Me, by including Santa as him. I want to come to your house to kill you for saying that. I'm giving you the option: Apologize for your deed, or let me come and deal with you.

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Santa is actually Satan. Just change the letters and add horns. He's already got the red and the beard.

 

Do you want me to come over to your house later on?

 

I don't get it. >.<

 

You insulted Satan/Me' date=' by including Santa as him. I want to come to your house to kill you for saying that. I'm giving you the option: Apologize for your deed, or let me come and deal with you.

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You ain't Satan because I've met him before. That was when I died for 5 seconds.

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"Ain't" is a horrible word these days. Aren't/are not is a much better for.

I mean Satan/Me' date=' is because I'm a very high Satanic being, so, you insult Satan, you insult me.

Get it? If not, then I'll figure that out sometime.

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Stop inflating you're posts just chatting with me.

 

Santa gave me my guitar so he is freaking awesome.

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"Ain't" is a horrible word these days. Aren't/are not is a much better for.

I mean Satan/Me' date=' is because I'm a very high Satanic being, so, you insult Satan, you insult me.

Get it? If not, then I'll figure that out sometime.

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Stop inflating you're posts just chatting with me.

 

you're doing the exact same thing. >.>

 

@Topic: I find the food the best thing about Christmas. Oh, the ice-cream cake.

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"Ain't" is a horrible word these days. Aren't/are not is a much better for.

I mean Satan/Me' date=' is because I'm a very high Satanic being, so, you insult Satan, you insult me.

Get it? If not, then I'll figure that out sometime.

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Stop inflating you're posts just chatting with me.

 

Santa gave me my guitar so he is freaking awesome.

 

I don't need Santa to give me a Guitar. My parents follow my orders.

I order a Guitar, they get me a Guitar. I order a better computer, I get a better computer.

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"Ain't" is a horrible word these days. Aren't/are not is a much better for.

I mean Satan/Me' date=' is because I'm a very high Satanic being, so, you insult Satan, you insult me.

Get it? If not, then I'll figure that out sometime.

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Stop inflating you're posts just chatting with me.

 

Santa gave me my guitar so he is freaking awesome.

 

I don't need Santa to give me a Guitar. My parents follow my orders.

I order a Guitar, they get me a Guitar. I order a better computer, I get a better computer.

 

But if I did that I wouldn't be able to eat because we only have a small amount of money. So santa fixes that problem.

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