AlucardTheOld Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 heres the jist of it, almost everyone knows what soviet russia jokes are so heres an example person 1:In america you steal car, in soviet russia car steals youperson 2:In england you fork road, in soviet russia road forks you ill start in ireland you play xbox, in soviet russia xbox plays you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In America you open gift, in Soviet Russia gift open you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlucardTheOld Posted September 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 in canada you control remote, in soviet russia remote controls you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In United States you watch TV; in Soviet Russia TV watches YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Beasto Perezoso Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In anime, you control mecha; in Soviet Russia, mecha control YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andx Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In United States you hate Stalin. In Soviet Russia Stalin hates YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Lawless Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In america, you make love. In soviet russia, love makes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tainted Wisdom Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In Korea you eat cat. In Soviet Russia, cat eat you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megami Seika Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In america you like mudkips, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomboi Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In Turkey you hunt animals. In Soviet Russia, animals hunt YOUEDIT: Nutha one: In Turkey, you watch pr0nz. In Soviet Russia, pr0nz watch you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pmac Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In Portugal you tell jokes,in Soviet Russia jokes tell YOU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limited Edition KING Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In America you prank phone calls, in soviet russia Phone pranks you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megami Seika Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 in japan you throw pokeball, in soviet russia pokeball throws you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pmac Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In YCM forums you make cards, in Soviet Russia cards make you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANDORUM™ Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In soviet Russia hamburgers eat people, In sovi--wait WTF!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dekord Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In America you jump on the rock. In Soviet Russia, rock jumps on YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake_boy Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In anywhere cola makes burps, in soviet Russia burps make cola Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In America, this meme is stupid. In Soviet Russia, ... Well... It's stupid there too. >.> But, just to be a good sport... In America, you wear clothes made from animal skin. In Soviet Russia, animals wear clothes made of you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortoise Kyle Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In America, you play with your food. In Soviet Russia, the food plays with you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.octagonapus6969 Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 In america you use tools. in soviet russia tools use you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megami Seika Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 lolIn america internet uses you, in soviet russia you use internetz O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 In america, you play with your ****, in soviet russia, your **** plays with you! O_o not best example.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 In America, we call Soviet Russians idiots. In Soviet Russia, they call us idiots! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shiko11 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 In America, We are kids. In Soviet Russia, KIDS R' US couldnt resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr.octagonapus6969 Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 in america we sit on chairs in soviet russia chairs sit on us! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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