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[spoiler=Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants *Mature]

I was visiting in africa two months ago

My goal was to see all those wild animals

Most excited I was when I came close to elephants

They were so big and somehow so scary

Something happened when I snapped a picture

Three elephants surrounded me

One of them ripped off all my clothes

...

 

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[spoiler=Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants *Mature]

I was visiting in africa two months ago

My goal was to see all those wild animals

Most excited I was when I came close to elephants

They were so big and somehow so scary

Something happened when I snapped a picture

Three elephants surrounded me

One of them ripped off all my clothes

 

 

 

*Shakes head and exits thread*

 

You can't even follow that up. That's just terrible.

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[spoiler=Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants *Mature]

I was visiting in africa two months ago

My goal was to see all those wild animals

Most excited I was when I came close to elephants

They were so big and somehow so scary

Something happened when I snapped a picture

Three elephants surrounded me

One of them ripped off all my clothes

...

 

 

*Shakes head and exits thread*

 

You can't even follow that up. That's just terrible.

 

"I wanna funk a dog in the ass" - Blink 182

 

On a legitimate note, all the stuff by FOTC

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[spoiler=Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants *Mature]

I was visiting in africa two months ago

My goal was to see all those wild animals

Most excited I was when I came close to elephants

They were so big and somehow so scary

Something happened when I snapped a picture

Three elephants surrounded me

One of them ripped off all my clothes

...

 

 

*Shakes head and exits thread*

 

You can't even follow that up. That's just terrible.

 

"I wanna f*** a dog in the ass" - Blink 182

 

On a legitimate note' date=' all the stuff by FOTC

[/quote']

 

FOTC, as in Flight of the Conchords? If so, epic win.

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[spoiler=Torsofuck - Raped By Elephants *Mature]

I was visiting in africa two months ago

My goal was to see all those wild animals

Most excited I was when I came close to elephants

They were so big and somehow so scary

Something happened when I snapped a picture

Three elephants surrounded me

One of them ripped off all my clothes

...

 

 

I lol'd so hard. Keep these lyrics coming. :3

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Torsofuck's lyrics are boring. Look at some goddamn early Cannibal Corpse lyrics. Torsofuck is nothing compared to the gruesomeness of Cannibal Corpse.

 

[spoiler=Shredded Humans by Cannibal Corpse]Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

Both of them collide, expressions horrified

Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

 

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,

as his skull became a part of the dash

His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse

His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two

Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew

The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign

Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

 

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day

Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones

Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why

Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling

Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode

Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

 

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face

Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies

Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time

Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

The look of death in my eye

Surely no-one will survive

Just a pile of mush

Left to dry in the sun

 

I see my fresh kill

Left in the road

Remains of your bodies

Mangled and torn

 

[solo: Bob]

[solo: Jack]

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

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Torsofuck's lyrics are boring. Look at some goddamn early Cannibal Corpse lyrics. Torsofuck is nothing compared to the gruesomeness of Cannibal Corpse.

 

[spoiler=Shredded Humans by Cannibal Corpse]Early hours' date=' open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

Both of them collide, expressions horrified

Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

 

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,

as his skull became a part of the dash

His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse

His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two

Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew

The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign

Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

 

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day

Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones

Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why

Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling

Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode

Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

 

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face

Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies

Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time

Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

The look of death in my eye

Surely no-one will survive

Just a pile of mush

Left to dry in the sun

 

I see my fresh kill

Left in the road

Remains of your bodies

Mangled and torn

 

[solo: Bob']

[solo: Jack]

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

 

Necropedophile is the most disgusting song in the world. [/thread]

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My personal favorite lyrics would have to be "Fragment Huitième" by Unholy Matrimony.

 

[spoiler=Original Lyrics]

Se pourrait-il que la remise en question du temps

Rencontrée dans les fragments précédents

Agisse encore sur le moment présent

Et rende aberrante l'attente du sang

 

La puissance des armes d'autrefois s'estompe

Et par leurs apparences d'efficacité nous trompent

Si l'attente devient fondamentalement vaine

Quel moyen persiste pour retrouver a nouveau une humanité saine

L'envol...

 

Pareil a une pierre plongée dans le feu

Se consumant interminablement sous les cieux

Différente dans le paraître

Et dans l'etre

 

Mu a présent par un désir de mouvement

Conférant ainsi le nécessaire élan

L'étant solitaire scrute la voute céleste

En quete d'une nature épargnée par la peste

 

La puissance des armes d'autrefois s'estompe

Et par leurs apparences d'efficacité nous trompent

Si l'attente devient fondamentalement vaine

Quel moyen persiste pour retrouver a nouveau une humanité saine

L'envol...

 

A nouveau frappé par la désillusion

Les yeux dénués de paupieres

Maudissent l'espoir porteur de lamentations

Et se tournent vers une lumiere

Subitement apparue dans l'horizon lointain

Sous les hurlements du destin

Le phénix déploie ses ailes

Et s'envole vers l'âme nouvelle

 

L'oiseau mythique s'émancipe ainsi en partie du cycle misérable

En fuyant vers un élément plus semblable

Il ne peut s'en échapper qu'en partie puisque l'indissociabilité

Dicte certains principes meres, fondements de l'unique vérité

Tels que dans notre cas l'éternel recommencement

Et l'inévitable sameness des différents élans

Exigeant au moins un dénominateur commun

Regroupant toute une race et ses biens

 

Mais le phénix a déja pris son envol

Epris pour cette lumiere au loin d'une passion folle

Serrant contre son coeur pour remede contre l'iniquité du sort

Une clef en or

 

Alors qu'a quelque part...

Deux yeux figés par l'effroi fixent

Au fond d'une profonde gorge exécrable

La noirceur des eaux du Styx

Et leurs lents mouvements insaisissables

Ces yeux oubliés n'ont jamais cligné

Mais par leur tout-puissant créateur sont voués

Devant les flammes de l'éternité

A voir les sombres eaux couler

 

 

 

[spoiler=Translated VIA Google]

Could it be that the questioning time

Fragments encountered in the previous

Still act on the present moment

And waiting makes aberrant blood

 

The power of the weapons of the past fades

And effectiveness of their appearances deceive us

If the wait becomes basically useless

Which means continues to find a new humanity healthy

The flight ...

 

Like a stone and set in fire

Being consumed endlessly under heaven

Different in appearance

And in Being

 

Mu present by a desire to move

Thus giving the necessary impetus

The scans are lonely the celestial sphere

In quest of nature untouched by the plague

 

The power of the weapons of the past fades

And effectiveness of their appearances deceive us

If the wait becomes basically useless

Which means continues to find a new humanity healthy

The flight ...

 

Again hit by disappointment

The eyes devoid of lids

Curse the bearer of hope lamentations

And turning to a light

Suddenly appeared in the distant horizon

Beneath the screams of fate

The phoenix spreads its wings

And flew to the new soul

 

The mythical bird freed itself and partly from the miserable cycle

In fleeing to something more like

He can escape only as inseparable part

Dictates certain principles mothers, the sole basis of truth

Such as in our case the eternal recommencement

And the inevitable sameness of different elk

Requiring at least one common denominator

Bringing together a whole race and its properties

 

But the Phoenix has already taken off

In love this light off a mad passion

Clutching his heart cons cons to remedy the unfairness of fate

A key gold

 

Then that somewhere ...

Two eyes frozen by the fear set

At the bottom of a deep gorge execrable

The dark waters of the Styx

And their slow movements elusive

Those eyes never blinked forgotten

But their all-powerful creator are doomed

Before the flames of eternity

To see the dark waters flow

 

 

 

Translated lyrics probably have a couple errors. I don't speak french so I wouldn't know.

 

As for the popular theme of "brutalness" my personal favorite does not include getting raped after death and/or by elephants.

 

[spoiler= Hammer Down The Nails by Vital Remains (obtained VIA Darklyrics.com)]

hammer down the nails...

unfurl the coming aeon

the world as you see it...will be gone

thrust into chaos

unpredicted prophecies unfold

like wolves...we encircle and lure them in for the kill

unadorned

the cross you bear is only the beginning

the symbol you once embraced

now has a new and sickening meaning

like wolves...we encircle and lure them in for the kill

onrush of hate...begin the cleansing of their will

repulsed of your former life

true self-worth abandoned

become the icon of failure

the god whose name became nothing

we defile...in the name of purity

we violate...in the name of sacredness

we deny...in the name of faith

we destroy...in the name of god

no light shall pierce the ebony drape

wordless will be the righteous

glorify in the horror

as the lord did abscond

no light shall pierce the ebony drape

wordless will be the righteous

glorify in the horror

as blackened eyes will see no more

 

[repeat verses]

 

hammer down the nails...

 

 

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Torsofuck's lyrics are boring. Look at some goddamn early Cannibal Corpse lyrics. Torsofuck is nothing compared to the gruesomeness of Cannibal Corpse.

 

[spoiler=Shredded Humans by Cannibal Corpse]Early hours' date=' open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

Both of them collide, expressions horrified

Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

 

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,

as his skull became a part of the dash

His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse

His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two

Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew

The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign

Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

 

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day

Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones

Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why

Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling

Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode

Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

 

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face

Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies

Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time

Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

The look of death in my eye

Surely no-one will survive

Just a pile of mush

Left to dry in the sun

 

I see my fresh kill

Left in the road

Remains of your bodies

Mangled and torn

 

[solo: Bob']

[solo: Jack]

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

 

Necropedophile is the most disgusting song in the world. [/thread]

 

Easily. I simply opted to copy/paste the first lyrics on the page.

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Torsofuck's lyrics are boring. Look at some goddamn early Cannibal Corpse lyrics. Torsofuck is nothing compared to the gruesomeness of Cannibal Corpse.

 

[spoiler=Shredded Humans by Cannibal Corpse]Early hours' date=' open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

Both of them collide, expressions horrified

Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

 

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,

as his skull became a part of the dash

His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse

His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two

Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew

The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign

Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

 

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day

Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones

Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why

Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling

Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode

Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

 

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face

Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies

Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time

Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

The look of death in my eye

Surely no-one will survive

Just a pile of mush

Left to dry in the sun

 

I see my fresh kill

Left in the road

Remains of your bodies

Mangled and torn

 

[solo: Bob']

[solo: Jack]

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

 

Necropedophile is the most disgusting song in the world. [/thread]

 

Easily. I simply opted to copy/paste the first lyrics on the page.

 

Posting the lyrics to Necropedophile probably would have resulted in a ban. xD

 

Or at least some serious warn.

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Torsofuck's lyrics are boring. Look at some goddamn early Cannibal Corpse lyrics. Torsofuck is nothing compared to the gruesomeness of Cannibal Corpse.

 

[spoiler=Shredded Humans by Cannibal Corpse]Early hours' date=' open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

Both of them collide, expressions horrified

Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

 

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,

as his skull became a part of the dash

His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse

His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two

Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew

The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign

Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

 

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day

Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones

Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why

Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling

Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode

Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

 

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face

Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies

Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time

Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

The look of death in my eye

Surely no-one will survive

Just a pile of mush

Left to dry in the sun

 

I see my fresh kill

Left in the road

Remains of your bodies

Mangled and torn

 

[solo: Bob']

[solo: Jack]

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

 

Necropedophile is the most disgusting song in the world. [/thread]

 

Easily. I simply opted to copy/paste the first lyrics on the page.

 

Posting the lyrics to Necropedophile probably would have resulted in a ban. xD

 

Or at least some serious warn.

 

Ah, but what a wonderfully charming song it is.

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Torsofuck's lyrics are boring. Look at some goddamn early Cannibal Corpse lyrics. Torsofuck is nothing compared to the gruesomeness of Cannibal Corpse.

 

[spoiler=Shredded Humans by Cannibal Corpse]Early hours' date=' open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

Both of them collide, expressions horrified

Head on at full speed, the vultures will soon feed

 

The father of three was impaled on the wheel,

as his skull became a part of the dash

His eyeballs ejected his sight uneffected, he saw his own organs collapse

His seatbelt was useless for holding him back, it simply cut him in two

Legs were crushed, out leaked pus as his spinal cord took off and flew

The mother took flight through the glass, and ended up impaled on a sign

Her intestines stretched from the car down the road for a quarter of a mile

 

Fourth child on the way, won't live another day

Fetus on the road, with mangled little bones

Little children fly, not a chance to wonder why

Smashed against the ceiling, all their skin burning and peeling

Shards of glass explode, chest and skull now implode

Corpses they've become, and graves will have to be dug

 

Underneath the wheels, burning rubber on your face

Bleeding from your eyes, the slaughtered victims lies

Knowing what he's done, he just backs up one more time

Laughing at the mess, a pile of meat on the street

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

Early hours, open road, family of five - on their way home

Having enjoyed a day in the sun, their encounter with gore has just begun

A homicidal fool not knowing left from right, now has the family in his sight

Trying to perceive if he's blind or insane,

he steers his car into the other lane

 

The look of death in my eye

Surely no-one will survive

Just a pile of mush

Left to dry in the sun

 

I see my fresh kill

Left in the road

Remains of your bodies

Mangled and torn

 

[solo: Bob']

[solo: Jack]

 

One child left slowly dying now, arteries gushing blood

Now it's time to feed on flesh, the gore has just begun

 

 

Necropedophile is the most disgusting song in the world. [/thread]

 

Easily. I simply opted to copy/paste the first lyrics on the page.

 

Posting the lyrics to Necropedophile probably would have resulted in a ban. xD

 

Or at least some serious warn.

 

Ah, but what a wonderfully charming song it is.

 

Just looked that up...

I'm impressed.

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[spoiler=Chic N' Stu]Walk into the refrigerator,

Door is closed,

Lights are out,

Butters getting hard.

 

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

 

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives.

 

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need.

 

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

 

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives.

 

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need.

 

Well advertisings got you on the run,

Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,

Well advertisings got you on the run,

Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,

Well advertisings got you on the run,

Advertisings got you on the run,

Advertisings got you on the run,

Advertisings got you on the run,

Advertisings got you on the run,

Advertisings got you on the run,

Advertisings got you on the run.

 

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,

What a splendid pie,

Pizza-pizza pie,

Every minute, every second,

Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

 

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives,

Pepperoni and green peppers

Mushrooms, olive, chives.

 

Need therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need,

Therapy, therapy,

Advertising causes need.

 

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