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And the teachers will think better of you as you actually want to learn (kinda). :D

 

Exactly. It definitely gets you bonus points with the teacher. I've come to realize that they like effort. Even if you are faking it. xD

 

I was being lazy in gym a few days ago' date=' so I changed into my gym clothes and faked my stomach was hurting, so he sat me out. He then told the class to do 20 push-ups. Even though my "stomach was hurting", I lazily tried to do 3, and he wrote down something in his book. :3

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10th grade was my last year of gym class. One day we had to do the mile-run around the school track. I really didn't feel like running that day because I was up the night before, fapping I didn't feel too great. So on my way around, I acted like I tripped and hurt my ankle. He sat me out and told me not to worry about the mile run.

 

Score.

 

Unlike most people, I am somewhat fast and actually like the mile run. I hate running in general, though, as only the mile run is competitive (in my school, at least).

 

I remember in fifth grade, I faked a whole week (around 4 days) of being sick.

 

I am somewhat fast, but I'm not a long distance runner. I can sprint for about 100 feet, but then after that I die.

 

5 days is the longest period of time I've ever faked sickness. That was in 9th grade.

 

I never faked a whole 5-day period, as I am serious about acedemics, so Monday through Thursday I can fake being sick, and do all my work Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

 

I didn't care about grades in 9th grade. I was pretty retarded at that point in my life.

 

9th grade was 2 years ago for me. I thought it was hard back then, but now 11th grade is worse.

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And the teachers will think better of you as you actually want to learn (kinda). :D

 

Exactly. It definitely gets you bonus points with the teacher. I've come to realize that they like effort. Even if you are faking it. xD

 

I was being lazy in gym a few days ago' date=' so I changed into my gym clothes and faked my stomach was hurting, so he sat me out. He then told the class to do 20 push-ups. Even though my "stomach was hurting", I lazily tried to do 3, and he wrote down something in his book. :3

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10th grade was my last year of gym class. One day we had to do the mile-run around the school track. I really didn't feel like running that day because I was up the night before, fapping I didn't feel too great. So on my way around, I acted like I tripped and hurt my ankle. He sat me out and told me not to worry about the mile run.

 

Score.

 

Unlike most people, I am somewhat fast and actually like the mile run. I hate running in general, though, as only the mile run is competitive (in my school, at least).

 

I remember in fifth grade, I faked a whole week (around 4 days) of being sick.

 

I am somewhat fast, but I'm not a long distance runner. I can sprint for about 100 feet, but then after that I die.

 

5 days is the longest period of time I've ever faked sickness. That was in 9th grade.

 

I never faked a whole 5-day period, as I am serious about acedemics, so Monday through Thursday I can fake being sick, and do all my work Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

 

I didn't care about grades in 9th grade. I was pretty retarded at that point in my life.

 

9th grade was 2 years ago for me. I thought it was hard back then, but now 11th grade is worse.

 

11th grade was fairly hard for me... I'm in my senior year now, and it's much easier than 11th grade was.

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And the teachers will think better of you as you actually want to learn (kinda). :D

 

Exactly. It definitely gets you bonus points with the teacher. I've come to realize that they like effort. Even if you are faking it. xD

 

I was being lazy in gym a few days ago' date=' so I changed into my gym clothes and faked my stomach was hurting, so he sat me out. He then told the class to do 20 push-ups. Even though my "stomach was hurting", I lazily tried to do 3, and he wrote down something in his book. :3

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10th grade was my last year of gym class. One day we had to do the mile-run around the school track. I really didn't feel like running that day because I was up the night before, fapping I didn't feel too great. So on my way around, I acted like I tripped and hurt my ankle. He sat me out and told me not to worry about the mile run.

 

Score.

 

Unlike most people, I am somewhat fast and actually like the mile run. I hate running in general, though, as only the mile run is competitive (in my school, at least).

 

I remember in fifth grade, I faked a whole week (around 4 days) of being sick.

 

I am somewhat fast, but I'm not a long distance runner. I can sprint for about 100 feet, but then after that I die.

 

5 days is the longest period of time I've ever faked sickness. That was in 9th grade.

 

I never faked a whole 5-day period, as I am serious about acedemics, so Monday through Thursday I can fake being sick, and do all my work Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

 

I didn't care about grades in 9th grade. I was pretty retarded at that point in my life.

 

9th grade was 2 years ago for me. I thought it was hard back then, but now 11th grade is worse.

 

11th grade was fairly hard for me... I'm in my senior year now, and it's much easier than 11th grade was.

 

Aside from AP classes, isn't senior year just one huge joke?

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And the teachers will think better of you as you actually want to learn (kinda). :D

 

Exactly. It definitely gets you bonus points with the teacher. I've come to realize that they like effort. Even if you are faking it. xD

 

I was being lazy in gym a few days ago' date=' so I changed into my gym clothes and faked my stomach was hurting, so he sat me out. He then told the class to do 20 push-ups. Even though my "stomach was hurting", I lazily tried to do 3, and he wrote down something in his book. :3

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10th grade was my last year of gym class. One day we had to do the mile-run around the school track. I really didn't feel like running that day because I was up the night before, fapping I didn't feel too great. So on my way around, I acted like I tripped and hurt my ankle. He sat me out and told me not to worry about the mile run.

 

Score.

 

Unlike most people, I am somewhat fast and actually like the mile run. I hate running in general, though, as only the mile run is competitive (in my school, at least).

 

I remember in fifth grade, I faked a whole week (around 4 days) of being sick.

 

I am somewhat fast, but I'm not a long distance runner. I can sprint for about 100 feet, but then after that I die.

 

5 days is the longest period of time I've ever faked sickness. That was in 9th grade.

 

I never faked a whole 5-day period, as I am serious about acedemics, so Monday through Thursday I can fake being sick, and do all my work Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

 

I didn't care about grades in 9th grade. I was pretty retarded at that point in my life.

 

9th grade was 2 years ago for me. I thought it was hard back then, but now 11th grade is worse.

 

11th grade was fairly hard for me... I'm in my senior year now, and it's much easier than 11th grade was.

 

Aside from AP classes, isn't senior year just one huge joke?

 

Basically... Unless you're me and you decided to just do absolutely nothing your freshmen and sophomore years. So now I need to pass EVERY SINGLE CLASS in order to be able to graduate. I'm also repeating 9th and 10th grade classes this year.

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We are getting way off topic.

 

I had a bad week this week. Not really bad' date=' but these two days of school have been annoying.

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Yeah, back on topic. I'm having a rough week. I have the flu, and my mom won't let me stay home. Granted, my fever HAS subsided, but I still feel like utter crap.

 

I had finals to take last year, and I was feeling like crap, so here is a good remedy:

 

Take a shower before you sleep. Warm/Burning hot water. Possibly take a NyQuil (dual purpose).

 

In the morning, take some kind of medicine before school. While packing your lunch, slip a medicine pill in a plastic bag.

 

During lunchtime at school, eat the pill. Hope no one is watching, otherwise you'll be known as a druggie.

 

It really works, and you only need to survive 3 more days before the weekend.

 

EDIT: I forgot to say, don't shower in the morning and net yourself an extra 30 minutes of sleep.

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We are getting way off topic.

 

I had a bad week this week. Not really bad' date=' but these two days of school have been annoying.

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Yeah, back on topic. I'm having a rough week. I have the flu, and my mom won't let me stay home. Granted, my fever HAS subsided, but I still feel like utter crap.

 

I had finals to take last year, and I was feeling like crap, so here is a good remedy:

 

Take a shower before you sleep. Warm/Burning hot water. Possibly take a NyQuil (dual purpose).

 

In the morning, take some kind of medicine before school. While packing your lunch, slip a medicine pill in a plastic bag.

 

During lunchtime at school, eat the pill. Hope no one is watching, otherwise you'll be known as a druggie.

 

It really works, and you only need to survive 3 more days before the weekend.

 

EDIT: I forgot to say, don't shower in the morning and net yourself an extra 30 minutes of sleep.

 

I shower every morning, take NyQuil at night. DayQuil in the morning. The school nurse has medicine for relief from cold symptoms, so I just go there.

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-I lose my phone

-I get sick

-My XBOX gets the red ring of death

 

What else could go wroAHHH------

 

Discuss bad weeks.[/align]

how many parts to the ring?

I'm actually in a rather good mood for a change~

 

But yeah overall' date=' I randomly drift in and out of depression, with the occasional video game or something to distract me from it every once in a while.

 

But yay for having an actual reason to be somewhat happy~

 

I don't really have particularly bad weeks, just really bad days that make me feel miserable the rest of the week.

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same here exacly the only reason i feel like getting up is also the same reason i need to stay down

I lost my job because I got into a knife fight.

The guy with the knife cut off my dick

My girlfriend dumped me because I couldn't pleasure her

Some hobo found my severed dick and tried to eat it

I got sued for homosexual harrassment

 

EPIC LOLZ ^-^!

 

My parents were killed in a car accident.

 

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

train-wreck21.jpg

 

Their car was right between the two trains.

 

Not to say that your lying but I don't believe that...

 

Whats with the big crater?

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