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Honestly' date=' I'm hoping I get sick. I need it.

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You can have my sickness. I'm so over this whole flu thing.

 

My friend got a blod clot in his eye today and passed out.

 

Brutal.

 

Is he alright?

 

Yeah. He told me he was playing Gears of War 2 earlier, so I'm guessing ya.

 

Well, that's good. But, yeah. I've had the flu since Saturday. And it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Constant fever of 99 - 101. It sucks. Hardcore.

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Honestly' date=' I'm hoping I get sick. I need it.

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You can have my sickness. I'm so over this whole flu thing.

 

My friend got a blod clot in his eye today and passed out.

 

Brutal.

 

Is he alright?

 

Yeah. He told me he was playing Gears of War 2 earlier, so I'm guessing ya.

 

Well, that's good. But, yeah. I've had the flu since Saturday. And it doesn't seem to be going anywhere. Constant fever of 99 - 101. It sucks. Hardcore.

 

Ouch. Check and remember to stay away from school for 7 days after the fever goes away becasue you could still be carrying the flu.

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Honestly' date=' I'm hoping I get sick. I need it.

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Fake it. If you are even slightly a good actor, you'd be able to pull it off. I have, multiple times.

 

I'm a great actor, I just can't afford to lose my grades.

 

Here is a good idea. Tomorrow is Wednesday. Act sick tomorrow. Miss school. Act sick Thursday. Miss school. Go to school Friday and get all your make-up work. Do it over the 3-day (if you have Monday off) weekend.

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Honestly' date=' I'm hoping I get sick. I need it.

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Fake it. If you are even slightly a good actor, you'd be able to pull it off. I have, multiple times.

 

I'm a great actor, I just can't afford to lose my grades.

 

Pfft. Who needs grades? You actually want to do something with your life? What a loser.

 

What I usually do is e-mail my teachers. I let them know that I won't be present in school that day and ask if they could possibly e-mail me any work that is going to be done, or at least an overview.

 

Surprisingly, it really helps. At least it did for me. I never really fell behind.

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Honestly' date=' I'm hoping I get sick. I need it.

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Fake it. If you are even slightly a good actor, you'd be able to pull it off. I have, multiple times.

 

I'm a great actor, I just can't afford to lose my grades.

 

Pfft. Who needs grades? You actually want to do something with your life? What a loser.

 

What I usually do is e-mail my teachers. I let them know that I won't be present in school that day and ask if they could possibly e-mail me any work that is going to be done, or at least an overview.

 

Surprisingly, it really helps. At least it did for me. I never really fell behind.

 

I'm gonna be a forty-year-old virgin on this website. RIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHT....

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And the teachers will think better of you as you actually want to learn (kinda). :D

 

Exactly. It definitely gets you bonus points with the teacher. I've come to realize that they like effort. Even if you are faking it. xD

 

I was being lazy in gym a few days ago, so I changed into my gym clothes and faked my stomach was hurting, so he sat me out. He then told the class to do 20 push-ups. Even though my "stomach was hurting", I lazily tried to do 3, and he wrote down something in his book. :3

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And the teachers will think better of you as you actually want to learn (kinda). :D

 

Exactly. It definitely gets you bonus points with the teacher. I've come to realize that they like effort. Even if you are faking it. xD

 

I was being lazy in gym a few days ago' date=' so I changed into my gym clothes and faked my stomach was hurting, so he sat me out. He then told the class to do 20 push-ups. Even though my "stomach was hurting", I lazily tried to do 3, and he wrote down something in his book. :3

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10th grade was my last year of gym class. One day we had to do the mile-run around the school track. I really didn't feel like running that day because I was up the night before, fapping I didn't feel too great. So on my way around, I acted like I tripped and hurt my ankle. He sat me out and told me not to worry about the mile run.

 

Score.

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And the teachers will think better of you as you actually want to learn (kinda). :D

 

Exactly. It definitely gets you bonus points with the teacher. I've come to realize that they like effort. Even if you are faking it. xD

 

I was being lazy in gym a few days ago' date=' so I changed into my gym clothes and faked my stomach was hurting, so he sat me out. He then told the class to do 20 push-ups. Even though my "stomach was hurting", I lazily tried to do 3, and he wrote down something in his book. :3

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10th grade was my last year of gym class. One day we had to do the mile-run around the school track. I really didn't feel like running that day because I was up the night before, fapping I didn't feel too great. So on my way around, I acted like I tripped and hurt my ankle. He sat me out and told me not to worry about the mile run.

 

Score.

 

Unlike most people, I am somewhat fast and actually like the mile run. I hate running in general, though, as only the mile run is competitive (in my school, at least).

 

I remember in fifth grade, I faked a whole week (around 4 days) of being sick.

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And the teachers will think better of you as you actually want to learn (kinda). :D

 

Exactly. It definitely gets you bonus points with the teacher. I've come to realize that they like effort. Even if you are faking it. xD

 

I was being lazy in gym a few days ago' date=' so I changed into my gym clothes and faked my stomach was hurting, so he sat me out. He then told the class to do 20 push-ups. Even though my "stomach was hurting", I lazily tried to do 3, and he wrote down something in his book. :3

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10th grade was my last year of gym class. One day we had to do the mile-run around the school track. I really didn't feel like running that day because I was up the night before, fapping I didn't feel too great. So on my way around, I acted like I tripped and hurt my ankle. He sat me out and told me not to worry about the mile run.

 

Score.

 

Unlike most people, I am somewhat fast and actually like the mile run. I hate running in general, though, as only the mile run is competitive (in my school, at least).

 

I remember in fifth grade, I faked a whole week (around 4 days) of being sick.

 

I am somewhat fast, but I'm not a long distance runner. I can sprint for about 100 feet, but then after that I die.

 

5 days is the longest period of time I've ever faked sickness. That was in 9th grade.

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And the teachers will think better of you as you actually want to learn (kinda). :D

 

Exactly. It definitely gets you bonus points with the teacher. I've come to realize that they like effort. Even if you are faking it. xD

 

I was being lazy in gym a few days ago' date=' so I changed into my gym clothes and faked my stomach was hurting, so he sat me out. He then told the class to do 20 push-ups. Even though my "stomach was hurting", I lazily tried to do 3, and he wrote down something in his book. :3

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10th grade was my last year of gym class. One day we had to do the mile-run around the school track. I really didn't feel like running that day because I was up the night before, fapping I didn't feel too great. So on my way around, I acted like I tripped and hurt my ankle. He sat me out and told me not to worry about the mile run.

 

Score.

 

Unlike most people, I am somewhat fast and actually like the mile run. I hate running in general, though, as only the mile run is competitive (in my school, at least).

 

I remember in fifth grade, I faked a whole week (around 4 days) of being sick.

 

I am somewhat fast, but I'm not a long distance runner. I can sprint for about 100 feet, but then after that I die.

 

5 days is the longest period of time I've ever faked sickness. That was in 9th grade.

 

I never faked a whole 5-day period, as I am serious about acedemics, so Monday through Thursday I can fake being sick, and do all my work Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

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And the teachers will think better of you as you actually want to learn (kinda). :D

 

Exactly. It definitely gets you bonus points with the teacher. I've come to realize that they like effort. Even if you are faking it. xD

 

I was being lazy in gym a few days ago' date=' so I changed into my gym clothes and faked my stomach was hurting, so he sat me out. He then told the class to do 20 push-ups. Even though my "stomach was hurting", I lazily tried to do 3, and he wrote down something in his book. :3

[/quote']

 

10th grade was my last year of gym class. One day we had to do the mile-run around the school track. I really didn't feel like running that day because I was up the night before, fapping I didn't feel too great. So on my way around, I acted like I tripped and hurt my ankle. He sat me out and told me not to worry about the mile run.

 

Score.

 

Unlike most people, I am somewhat fast and actually like the mile run. I hate running in general, though, as only the mile run is competitive (in my school, at least).

 

I remember in fifth grade, I faked a whole week (around 4 days) of being sick.

 

I am somewhat fast, but I'm not a long distance runner. I can sprint for about 100 feet, but then after that I die.

 

5 days is the longest period of time I've ever faked sickness. That was in 9th grade.

 

I never faked a whole 5-day period, as I am serious about acedemics, so Monday through Thursday I can fake being sick, and do all my work Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

 

I didn't care about grades in 9th grade. I was pretty retarded at that point in my life.

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