Yankee Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 A 40 year old virgin. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 An awesome person with no job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 @C-2: An 80 year old virgin. @Soror Mystica: A successful male prostitute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Quote An awesome person with no job. Sweet! I get to be Lewis Black!? Uh..how about this for this guy?:A desk job that you will probably hate, and will work there for what you belive is too long, untill you retire, have chilren in between. Grow old and die. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Quote @C-2: An 80 year old virgin. @Soror Mystica: A successful male prostitute. Good call. I'm already successful in that profession. ;-) @C-2: Yes. You get to be Lewis Black: The Sequel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Quote Quote @C-2: An 80 year old virgin. @Soror Mystica: A successful male prostitute. Good call. I'm already successful in that profession. ;-) @C-2: Yes. You get to be Lewis Black: The Sequel. Smooth. You get to be the next Michael Jackson ^_\\\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted September 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 My friend! ^.^ Very helpful C-2. Feel free to say anything bad about little ol' me... DX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Quote My friend! ^.^ Very helpful C-2. Feel free to say anything bad about little ol' me... DX You're going to be a construction worker who gets injured 7 years into your job, rendering you useless. From that point on, you're going to live with your parents and mooch off of them and your friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megami Seika Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 O_O *is in shock of the pwnage* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 '820reborn said: My friend! ^.^ Very helpful C-2. Feel free to say anything bad about little ol' me... DXHaha' date=' will do..maybe XD Quote '820reborn said: My friend! ^.^ Very helpful C-2. Feel free to say anything bad about little ol' me... DX You're going to be a construction worker who gets injured 7 years into your job' date=' rendering you useless. From that point on, you're going to live with your parents and mooch off of them and your friends.[/quote'] My god. Your amazing. Your destiny has changed due to what i have seen. Anyway, guy above me: To live in a basement, get a cat, teach it to stand upright, and wear tiger paw gloves. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 A majorly successful cardboard box seller. OH NOEZ! YOU JUST SOLD YOUR HOUSE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 C-2 is destined to be a business man. Not an overly successful business man, yet not a business man that strolls around town in his cheap suit with his fake smile and knock-off Rolex watch. You will be moderately successful, bringing in a generous income to support your wife and two children who you house in a 3-bedroom home in your storybook suburbia town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megami Seika Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 @C-2: Raped by me for calling me a boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted September 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 'Soror Mystica said: Quote My friend! ^.^ Very helpful C-2. Feel free to say anything bad about little ol' me... DXYou're going to be a construction worker who gets injured 7 years into your job' date=' rendering you useless. From that point on, you're going to live with your parents and mooch off of them and your friends.[/quote']Well, seeing as my parents are rich, i'll just forget working and skip to mooching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 'Soror Mystica said: C-2 is destined to be a business man. Not an overly successful business man' date=' yet not a business man that strolls around town in his cheap suit with his fake smile and knock-off Rolex watch. You will be moderately successful, bringing in a generous income to support your wife and two children who you house in a 3-bedroom home in your storybook suburbia town.[/quote']How boring DX Quote @C-2: Raped by me for calling me a boy o.oYour a girl? o.o Your destiny is to become a guy. o.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megami Seika Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 XD i couldent stop laughing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 A person with white hair, a cute smile, and wrinkles everywhere that winks at everyone and gives them a thumbs up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 A slave of the KittenCar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 An illiterate Chinese Mexican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Quote XD i couldent stop laughing I'm not seeing good things for your future... You will meet the man of your dreams slightly after your 20th birthday. You and he will spend three years working some dead-end jobs in order pay rent for your meager one-bedroom studio apartment, casually placing some money aside from each paycheck to help fund your wedding. You and your dream man will marry at the age of 26. From then on, your husband becomes addicted to gambling. Your marriage begins to fall apart when your husband starts blowing paycheck after paycheck on slot machines and blackjack tables. You beg him to get help, but he refuses. Eventually his dangerous habit spirals completely out of control. You lose your apartment and your husband starts betting money he doesn't have. You're forced to move back in with your parents, but they refuse to house your good-for-nothing husband. He leaves you, skipping town, never to be heard from again. Around the age of 32, you finally find a steady job working as a secretary for a stuck-up, lousy business man. You live alone in a small apartment in a rough part of the city for most of your life until finally, at the age of 62, you're forced into a retirement home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted September 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Walking on air. Then falling out of said air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Quote Walking on air. Then falling out of said air. I had this paragraph-long detailed story and everyone just posts single sentences. xD I'm such a loser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megami Seika Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 You get raped by a bull and your anus is torn apart and you die a slow painfull death, :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Well that's not pleasant at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megami Seika Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 well we all cant have a perfect destiny *looks at the destiny he gave her, her right eye twitches she then smilles evily* :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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