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What Is The User Above You Destined To Be?


Tempest Dahlia

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Someone who apperantly posted Today 08:48 pm still thinking why he's on this site when suddenly his sister yells at him wondering why the hell she still wouldn't get her Ice Cream. So that person has to get up from his little easy chair and yells back "STFO! MAKE YOUR OWN FLIPPIN ICE CREAM!" and then breaks his computor in half and leaps out the bedroom window, landing softly on a rosebush. But then that person started screaming like hell because all the thorns went into his ass. Still wondering why he's still on YCM, that person grabs a ladder from nowhere and climbs up to the chimney. That person slides down the chimney, and shatters his ass and the hard concrete floor. The sister then screams and says, "Santa, is that you?" So you then chase her around the household managing to control the pain of the shattered ass.

 

 

The whole point is, your destined to be a Certified Santa Imposter.

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