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What Is The User Above You Destined To Be?


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WHAT??!!! Entering Quote Mode:

[spoiler=Oh, was I the first person to say something offensive?]

  'Sκιρρу • Cаnоe said:

A male prostitute. If that's offensive' date=' tell me and I'll remove it.

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  'X-31 Fighter said:

Slavery

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Roadkill

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naked mailman

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i predict youll be a fireman who hates his kids' date=' life, wife, ect., and will one day go on a thrill kill tell your prostitute, commite suicide with a suicide note to your wife telling her where to find the body, suprisingly [sarcasm'] she doesn't love you either she burns the body, your prostitute goes to your house and kills your wife, leaving your kids a fake suicide note suposedly written by their mother, telling them to take her to a cave, burn her body, take the shotgun the prostitute left in the closet kill, one of each other then confess to the cops, and get hung/electric chaired


if that one is inappropriate plz tell me so i can delete it

  'Jenova said:

a prostitute.

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a murderer whose soul purpose is being a douche bag has a wife and 3 kids' date=' his first murder, alot like many others, starts at home he kills his youngest, a 6 year old named Todd.

the next day he kills everyone else in his family but goes to jail then escaping jail works for a gas station, eventually killing his boss, going back to jail to be murdered by an inmate who is the dad of a hot chick, who he was hitting on, the inmate is caught, but he already has life wich thanks to this newest murder will be shortened to death, thus you are both in hell being torutered by Satan and the Angel of Death

 

Suck on that a******s

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  '820reborn said:

...Right before the part where i'm sent to hell' date=' I throw you in instead.

I continue living a normal life while you're tortured for eternity.

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  'Caine Ghest said:

Killed by a rouge banana...

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Smex doll

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@murch: black sunshine's sex toy. o_O

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Something worse then me.

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A guy who is given 100 bucks and then smashed by a falling meteor.

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@C-2: An 80 year old virgin.

@Soror Mystica: A successful male prostitute.

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@C-2: Raped by me for calling me a boy

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An illiterate Chinese Mexican.

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You get raped by a bull and your anus is torn apart and you die a slow painfull death' date=' :)

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  'Shinku Hadoken said:

You will get married and have 2 children.. that will kill you when you're sleeping!

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You'll become a gigalo.

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a 40 year old playing childrens card game' date='its better then being a 40 year old playing pokemon

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  'Ramanga said:

You start off by marrying Yomoko. Later on in your life' date=' you start getting pissed at her attitude. You have a divorce and she gets so angry, she decides to assassinate you. Running for your life, trying to escape, you always meet dead ends until you reach your said wife. She loads her big rifle, and survival is -5% of happening.

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I kick that b*tch'es @$$ and heads toward your house with bombs

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Rick Astley.

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robot f** toy

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Someone's b!tch

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a homicidal maniac

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a 70 year old virgin who tries to get 10 year olds to grab your "level balls"

 

Prostitute has been mentioned several times, as have various forms of death. I'm at a complete loss on how assassination is worse than some of what I just quoted.

 

OT: A 450-pound diabetic whose skin is growing into your couch/toilet (Couchlet™).

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