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Simply for the sake of making conversation' date=' how are y'all doing this fine... night...?

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I murdered my family and all my loved ones have been tortured to a point where literally nothing in their reality is perceived other than pain and misery and humiliation, and in a sudden explosion of incomprehensible pain and insanity I committed suicide in order to fracture my soul into millions of smaller pieces so that the entire populace within ninety kilometers will feel my grief, pain and loss and feel their responses in every fiber of my being as they kill themselves to relieve themselves of the inexplicable despair. Only to find that their souls have been torn apart and fused into the nucleus of my very being so that I may live again. I then proceeded to literally tear through the very fabric of reality and engulf my home planet in a black hole and have my abomination soul set adrift in space.

 

Yourself?

 

I made pizza.

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The point isn't to destroy the other kingdom, but to stay in eternal warfare, so that all the mindless drones on both sides don't have time to question all the stuff the rulers do a-

 

Oops, I guess I shouldn't be telling you mindless drones brave soldiers these things. Forget I said anything.

 

We will win by recklessly charging headforward without any real planning. But we'll have awesome battle cries.

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The point isn't to destroy the other kingdom' date=' but to stay in eternal warfare, so that all the mindless drones on both sides don't have time to question all the stuff the rulers do a-

 

Oops, I guess I shouldn't be telling you [s']mindless drones[/s] brave soldiers these things. Forget I said anything.

 

We will win by recklessly charging headforward without any real planning. But we'll have awesome battle cries.

 

To be honest, I don't really care. Eternity in Warfare is so bad ass.

 

LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEEEEEENKIIIIIIINS!!!!!!!

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*Sneaks up to the highest tower and places a flag onto the top.*

 

Yay! Eurasia's mine forever now!

 

Chii~

 

D:

You could have gotten seriously hurt doing that! Do you have ANY idea what the cost of that kind of liability would be to me?

 

By the way OMG' date=' I finished your order of chainsaw swords and Rocket Propelled Detonating Puppies. >:D

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Excellent. I would reward you handsomely, but we don't actually have an economy. We gain money by taking over other kingdoms.

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