Davok Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I gave my mother a C-section while I was an embryo and I was raised inside a tank. And we're obviously the Sky People. Yeah' date=' I kind of figured we lived on a floating island.[/quote'] *insert voracious amount of steampunk here* Can I see if I can bio-engineer this island into a flying dinosaur? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Child Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I'm using the chainsaws you gave me to fly? How does that work? Probably because I didn't give you chainsaws in the first place.You can deny the truth all you want' date=' but it won't get you anywhere. I gave my mother a C-section while I was an embryo and I was raised inside a tank. And we're obviously the Sky People. Yeah' date=' I kind of figured we lived on a floating island.[/quote']Woot, the new Pangea! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I gave my mother a C-section while I was an embryo and I was raised inside a tank. And we're obviously the Sky People. Yeah' date=' I kind of figured we lived on a floating island.[/quote'] *insert voracious amount of steampunk here* Can I see if I can bio-engineer this island into a flying dinosaur? Make it a flying turtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I'm using the chainsaws you gave me to fly? How does that work? Probably because I didn't give you chainsaws in the first place.You can deny the truth all you want' date=' but it won't get you anywhere.[/quote'] Of course. @OMG: `kay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I guess you could say....We live in a castle in the sky, huh? ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I guess you could say....We live in a castle in the sky' date=' huh? ;D[/quote'] I really need to get to watching Miyazaki. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Child Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Howl's Moving Eurasian Castle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Um, OMG, we have kind of a dilemma. Today, my last slave died in the chainsaw sword factory over extreme overwork. Also, our economy is beginning to fail since we haven't really invaded anybody and thus everybody's broke due to the fact that nobody has been chopping off any heads, and are killing eachother to make ends meet. If this keeps up, Eurasia will fall. :/ So, I propose we invade a country to fuel our economy. Capture some slaves. Chop some heads. Maybe we could hold some sort of Club Event/TBS sort of thing and invade a country. I suggest China, due to the fact that there will probably be more heads to chop there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star Child Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I suggest ChinaWhat about Pikachu!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I suggest ChinaWhat about Pikachu!? He'll be our double agent. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I suggest ChinaWhat about Pikachu!? He'll be our double agent. 8) I'm Chinese too, you know... Figure out some sort of even that could work. And we'll do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I suggest ChinaWhat about Pikachu!? He'll be our double agent. 8) I'm Chinese too' date=' you know... Figure out some sort of even that could work. And we'll do it.[/quote'] Sorry about that. Why don't we just invade the old fashioned way? Attack the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I suggest ChinaWhat about Pikachu!? He'll be our double agent. 8) I'm Chinese too' date=' you know... Figure out some sort of even that could work. And we'll do it.[/quote'] Sorry about that. Why don't we just invade the old fashioned way? Attack the US. Hijack another plane. NAO. And Catbus, would you like to affiliate with Club Pikachu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I suggest ChinaWhat about Pikachu!? He'll be our double agent. 8) I'm Chinese too' date=' you know... Figure out some sort of even that could work. And we'll do it.[/quote'] Sorry about that. Why don't we just invade the old fashioned way? Attack the US. What is your plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I have updated with a quest. You have until tomorrow to sign up for the quest. *Limit 1 quest per person*Party EXP will be distributed among each member *To sign up, list your stat sheet, and party members Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 HP: 20What? No malpractice insurance? Too bad (ATK1): DMG10Involuntary Surgery (ATK2): DMG10Oooooh, those sweet sweet needles! (ATK3): HEAL10Vasectomy (ATK4) : DMG10C-section (ATK5): DMG10Let's Have Some Fun (ATK6): DMG20 Am I doing it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 HP: 20What? No malpractice insurance? Too bad (ATK1): DMG10Involuntary Surgery (ATK2): DMG10Oooooh' date=' those sweet sweet needles! (ATK3): HEAL10Vasectomy (ATK4) : DMG10C-section (ATK5): DMG10Let's Have Some Fun (ATK6): DMG20 Am I doing it right?[/quote'] More or less. Good luck. EDIT: 'Grats. You won. Brief recap of the battle: Davok went apeshit and started carving up some trolls.Trolls, known for their notoriously bad aim, mostly missed. They hit him a few good times in the head with their clubs.Davok, well, he just shot up some needles and went back to carving up trolls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 HP: 10Does Nothing. ATK1: ATK0 HEAL0Re-heal ATK2: HEAL9Beam Spam McPuppet Strikes Again! ATK3: ATK40Miss ATK4: ATK0? HEAL0?Insanity Increase ATK5: DMG1 HEAL1Insane Rush ATK6: DMG30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I am the best Engineer in the whole freaking world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 HP: 10Does Nothing. ATK1: ATK0 HEAL0Re-heal ATK2: HEAL9Suicide! ATK3: ATK40 HEAL-9Miss ATK4: ATK0? HEAL0?Insanity Increase ATK5: DMG1 HEAL1Insane Rush ATK6: DMG30 >_>No negative numbahs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 Damn it. Hold on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I have updated with a quest. You have until tomorrow to sign up for the quest. *Limit 1 quest per person*Party EXP will be distributed among each member *To sign up' date=' list your stat sheet, and party members[/quote'] HP: 50ATK 1: 20 DMGATK 2: 20 DMGATK 3: 10 HEAL Party people? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 I IZ LEEROY JENKINZ. BECUZ I HAZ SUICIDEZ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenrir Posted September 30, 2009 Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 HP: 20Chainsaw Massacre: 30 DMGComplicated sacrificing ritual for the mighty Catbus: 20 HEALITS A TRAP: 10 DEFENSE?Roflbearlance : 20 DMG My Stats obviously. I would have put 'Bear Cavalry Rush' but that would be too O'Ped. =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2009 HP: 20Chainsaw Massacre: 30 DMGComplicated sacrificing ritual for the mighty Catbus: 20 HEALITS A TRAP: 20 DEFENSE?Cannibalize : 10 BADASS HEAL My Stats obviously. I would have put 'Bear Cavalry Rush' but that would be too O'Ped. =/ Recap: Fenrir, confident that he could handle some measly trolls, left his bear mount and headed for the woods on foot. He was then ambushed and beat repeatedly on the back of his head by troll clubs. The benevolent Catbus collected his soul and regurgitated a new body for him. Tips: Since the attacks go in random order, I would suggest having more than one damage attack...Better luck next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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