Shrekstasy Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 (.)(.)8====D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murch Posted October 1, 2009 Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Paul: Hey look over there!Billy: WHAT WHERE?!?Paul: Right there! It has 4 heads and 12 eyes!Billy: What is it?!?!?!?Paul: A distraction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 1, 2009 Lol. This joke:Cloning is illegal in every country in the world because if Chuck Noris was cloned, it is possible 2 Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicks could collide. Scientists have discovered that if that happens, the universe would end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murch Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Win^ Kemo: OW MY HAIR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I have so many of those...none of them original xD This joke:Once, Chuck Norris and Mr.T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed because that much awesomeness cannot be contained in one building. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
::тǿρħєя:: Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 THIS joke: Leading scientists say that the universe is expanding. This is 100% true. This happens because it's all trying to get away from Chuck Norris. But even more distracting is this one: Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris in a game of chess. In response, Chuck Norris invented racism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 One you probably all know:Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. It's ancestors are now known as giraffes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murch Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 LittleKuriboh, the guy who watches Yu-Gi-Oh;embarrassed his parents don't listen to Devo.He starts crying at Finding Nemo,then he makes a lameo video and everyone yells WHOA! A visionary, his fangirls are scary;a YouTube revolution, otakus are wary!A rebel, so lemme just revel and boastin the fact that I got everyone stealing my jokes! And it's a low-blow, such a cacophonyfor you to steal so damn much from my show; don't copy me!Well I'm back; na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na!We got screwed by Revver, blew the budget now we're gonna Begin again, start from scratch and completelyregain all our subscribers; update the show weeklyno protesting, just like you're all requesting,with all the quotes HeavyDDR is detesting! (KEMO: Testing! Attention Duelists!)Feel the tension soon as someone mentions meLanipator claims I have animosity;you know what I think?"Who the hell is he?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Naruto names for people who don't like Naruto:NarutardSasugayCockashiSuckudry (Sakura)Inyou (Ino)Deriya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeno101200 Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 The peanut butter jelly time song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 STICKY DIS SH*T! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Flandre Scarlet Going out of the Basement! O_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Don't do it!! This statistic:99% of people die when they are killed. If you are apart of the 1% that aren't, copy and paste this to your sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michico Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Super Mario world with all colors pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Peach hentai o_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murch Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 radish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 THAT FREAKING NARUTO RICK ROLLWHY DO I KEEP CLICKING IT?!?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 Don't do it!! I Already Did Chuck Norris getting Owned by an Oar, Then Exploding in a Gory Mess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xazeon Posted October 6, 2009 Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 ZOMBIES ON THE FRONT LAWN, OMFG!1!!!@!!!111!1one!1!sift!!!11! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 6, 2009 !!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murch Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 narnia is now known as radishville. live with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Gnarnia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bad Pennar Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Me!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted October 7, 2009 Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Two Words. Rick. Roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nishi-chan Posted October 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2009 Oh god no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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