shiko11 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 IT! I said a pronoun X: 51. Sing the lucky star : Motteke! song, but only the opening line, that sounds like "AI BAI SAWSIJ!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 52:Blow a large fan in the person's face you're talking to. When they tell you to turn it off, turn it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Bohner Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 End every sentence with: "Oh, hey, I jack off to pictures of your sister," :). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobo144 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 54: Tell kids that 52 Cent is a quarter and two pennies, then take them backstage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merciful Idiot Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 Way 55: Dance when you're in a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Chief13 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 56: always do the opposite of what anyone says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madswordbeast Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 earlier i said "Eat their children and then tell them what your parents told you when you asked Where do babies come from?" 56 is gonna continue from that one.56-every day say right in front of "them yum yummy in my tummy childrens are delicous", then shoot their best friend named Daier beacause he's an idiot :Pwhoops guess mine is 57 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Chief13 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 58: always reply to people with "Why" or "What" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madswordbeast Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 59-say vauge in the middle of every sentence and if they say what? say im imagining you naked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Chief13 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 60: ignore people that drives them CRAZY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madswordbeast Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 61-every time you see your neighbor say "hi my name is ____ whats yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 62. Have sex with your best friends wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeREVOLUTION Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 63. Invent a potato taco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starwebs1 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 WARNING: THIS WAY TO ANNOY SOMEONE IS COMPLICATED AND LONG. 64: Step 1: Go buy yourself a new house. Step 2: Buy a phone. Step 3: Call your best friend on the phone. Step 4: Repeat the following step 10 times. Step 5: Say to your friend, "Hello, this is Saugus House of Pizza, may I take your order? I would recommend the Ant Danish Pizza for $5.95." Step 6: And after you finish saying that ten times, you should hear your friend having a nervous breakdown on the other end of the line. Done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted September 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 65. Act like Crab IRL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 66: Always greet people by tickling their chin, then giving them headphones. If they reject the headphones, push them on the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starwebs1 Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 67: When your friend invites you over to their house, see how many times you can ring the door bell really fast before they throw you over the fence, into your yard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 13, 2009 Report Share Posted September 13, 2009 68: Before answering the door, always ask if they are from the government, part cat, are a tax collector, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Merciful Idiot Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 69: Always go out into the deep blue ocean in search of a sink (The ones in the bathroom) with a bunch of crabs/lobsters in it. (Note, I'm still wondering what happened to them. Did the sink sink? Was it able to travel all the way from Malaysia [Where I sent it from] to another place? Are they still alive now, inside the sink which is still floating in the ocean? Did the things die while inside?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 70. When some knocks on your door, say "Who's there?" etc.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy Canoe Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 71: When you knock on someone's door, yell "WHO'S THERE?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madswordbeast Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 72(if done correctly you should have pissed of millions of people) This one has various steps 1.Sleep with your Best Friend's Wife 2.Buy a fire ant farm & karate lessons 3.start an affair with your best friends wife 4.buy a potato 5.put the potato on the ant farm 6.wait 2 hours & then by that time it should be crawling with ants, take it out and put it in tin foil 7.invite your friend and his wife over for dinner (don't forget to bring the potato) 8.cut up the potato and then invite your best friend's wife upstairs 9.tell your wife and best friend they can start eating but also tell them it's a special potato that you need to eat with a blind fold 10.come downstairs and your wife and best friend should be lieing on the floor choking then your best friend's wife come's down and say she will tell police then kill her 11.cut the dead bodies up 12.invite police over for dinner (i bet you can guess where this is going, huh?) 13.feed them the sliced up dead bodies 14.then tell them all everything you go to jail 15.you then proceed to kill your inmate with your karate 16.escape jail and go by the name Jerry Kanier 17.get a new wife 18.repeat the processi like mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Chief13 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 73. be you near them (OH!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starwebs1 Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 74. Every time you go over your friend's house, when you ring the doorbell, yell, "WHO'S THERE?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madswordbeast Posted September 17, 2009 Report Share Posted September 17, 2009 75-murder your family and at the funeral say "Where's my hot sauce?" then pull out a gun and shoot the dead bodies and yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.