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六兆年と一夜物語 Newbie

六兆年と一夜物語

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A failed prank call.

 

*Phone Rings in the middle of a meeting*

"Yes hello WTF is it?"

"Hello is your refridgerator running?"

"No I'm an evil mastermind who lives in F*cking Egypt why the hell would I need a F*cking refridgerator?"

"Well then you better go and catch it!" *Hangs up*

"Hello? Oh I see that was a prank call well you'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to make me look foolish."

 

-Quoted from Mariks evil meeting Lol

 

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It was funnier when LittleKuriboh/CardGamesFTW said it.

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Kizzi Newbie

Kizzi

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You call one Chinese restaurant and place an order. Then you tell them to hold on.

 

You call another Chinese restaurant with a different phone.

 

You tell Chinese restaurant 1 to repeat what you ordered. Make sure that you place the phones so that Chinese #1 is talking to Chinese #2.

 

Listen.

 

This one is amazing. Anyway, I'm trying to think of good ways to annoy telesales.

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I once called a random number and it turned out to be an old lady. So I asked for Jimmy... And this is how the conversation went...

 

"Hello. Is Jimmy there?"

"You have the wrong number"

"I disturbed his slumber?"

"No. You have the wrong number"

"He's shopping lumber?"

"YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER."

"He's eating a cucumber?"

"No. Sir' date=' you have the wrong number."

"He went down under?"

*Lady hangs up.*

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This is funny. Acting like an old man hard of hearing is funny.

 

Tried one right now.

 

"Hello?"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"I-is this a prank call?"

"Damn you sir' date=' you saw through my ruse."

"It wasn't very hard to see through, honestly……"

"Ah, but you've missed my underlying scheme!"

"What?"

"This whole time I've been distracting you from contemplating what an abysmal failure your life has been!"

"………*hangs up*"

 

I take it he had some contemplating to get back to.

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+1 internet.

 

"Hello?"

"Hi' date=' is Mr. Wall here?"

"Um sorry, no."

"Oh, is Mrs. Wall here?"

"Um....nope."

"Ok, are there any Walls in your house right now?"

"We don't have anyone called 'Wall' here."

"Then how does your house have a roof?"

*Hangs up*

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xD

 

That was the image of epic.

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Xazeon Newbie

Xazeon

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I tried something like Corporal's, here's how it went:

"Hello?"

"Yes, excuse me, sir. Might your regirerator be running?"

"If this is a prank call, I swear, I'm gonna-"

"Let me assure you, sir, it was a prank call that backfired. May I ask what your career/hopes and dreams are?"

"Why do you care?"

"Where are you right now?"

"In my kitchen, why?"

"Oh. I see. I was just trying to be kind after that prank."

"Uh.. yeah, sure. *goes silent for a minute*"

"Sir, you do realize that my friends have robbed your basment and are now running out of your yard,"

"WHAT THE HE-"

*hangs up*

Ehh.. didn't go as planned.

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Tried another one, but this time I called my friend and diguised my voice, because I am an epic actor.

 

Me: Ring ring.

Friend: Yes?

Me: Ring ring.

Friend: Yes?!

Me: Ring ring.

Friend: I PICKED UP, WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Me: Ring ring.

Friend: I will not donate to the mental society for mental people (exact words).

Me: Ring ring.

Friend: What the hell do you want me to say?

Me: Ring ring. *whisper* Say hello. Ring ring.

Friend: Hello?

Me: Hello, this is Mr. J M Walsh.

Friend: Your voice changed.

Me: If you are a homosexual, and have been beaten up at school, come to our law firm. We will get you the peace of mind you deserve.

Friend: I am not gay, are you a baka or something?

Me: Do not be shy, we have gay operators standing by.

Friend: Piss off.

*hangs up*

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I tried something like Corporal's' date=' here's how it went:

"Hello?"

"Yes, excuse me, sir. Might your regirerator be running?"

"If this is a prank call, I swear, I'm gonna-"

"Let me assure you, sir, it was a prank call that backfired. May I ask what your career/hopes and dreams are?"

"Why do you care?"

"Where are you right now?"

"In my kitchen, why?"

"Oh. I see. I was just trying to be kind after that prank."

"Uh.. yeah, sure. *goes silent for a minute*"

"Sir, you do realize that my friends have robbed your basment and are now running out of your yard,"

"WHAT THE HE-"

*hangs up*

Ehh.. didn't go as planned.

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lolz im gonna try that

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Willieh Newbie

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"Hello"

"Hi."

"Hi."

"Is uh.... your refrigerator running?"

"*Click*"

 

Mine was less dramatic.

 

*sigh...*

 

Ask if Hugh Jass is there. And then yell at them for calling you a huge ass.

 

"Hello?"

"IS HUGH JASS THERE?!??!"

"... no."

"Oh... uh."

"Sorry, wrong number."

"Okay..."

"*click*"

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Took me awhile to get this one to work. I had to get the right person and manage not to crack up.

 

"Hello?"

"Sorry if the rumors were untrue, but I heard you were selling off private sessions with your daughter for a reasonable fee."

"The hell is wrong with you?!"

"Oh, so I take it the signs I saw were lying?"

At this point I step away from the phone, set it to speaker, and place some crappy voice-activated teddy bear next to it.

"You're damn right they were, tell me where you saw the--"

"Touch my belly to play a game!"

"Answer my god damn question you son of a jabroni, I'm not playing your homosexual game. How the hell do you expect me to touch you over the phone anyways?"

My problem with finding someone to do this with wasn't so much that I had to get a guy with a daughter, but a guy with a daughter that was dumb enough to hold a conversation with a stuffed animal.

"…………"

"Tell me where you saw those signs."

"Clap with me!"

The teddy bear begins clapping (he actually moves his hands together while his voice box makes a clapping sound, the piece of sheet). This was probably the best thing he could say without giving me away.

"Don't do these gay things *clap* and try making a gay voice *clap* to make a fool out of me son. *clap* I can find you and report *clap* you to the police. *clap*"

"Ehehe! Good clapping!"

"……*Hangs Up*

 

He was probably late for a playdate with Mr. Snuggles.

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Another one:

 

When a telemarketer calls' date=' and asks for your dad, say that you are a police officer and your dad died. Freak him out. Tell him that we are doing an investigation. What business do you have with him? Did you hire someone to kill him? Then ask where he lives. Tell your "other officers" to contact the ___ police department. Freak him out and then hang up.

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you are a god!!!

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Xazeon

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Took me awhile to get this one to work. I had to get the right person and manage not to crack up.

 

"Hello?"

"Sorry if the rumors were untrue' date=' but I heard you were selling off private sessions with your daughter for a reasonable fee."

"The hell is wrong with you?!"

"Oh, so I take it the signs I saw were lying?"

At this point I step away from the phone, set it to speaker, and place some crappy voice-activated teddy bear next to it.

"You're damn right they were, tell me where you saw the--"

"Touch my belly to play a game!"

"Answer my god damn question you son of a b****, I'm not playing your homosexual game. How the hell do you expect me to touch you over the phone anyways?"

My problem with finding someone to do this with wasn't so much that I had to get a guy with a daughter, but a guy with a daughter that was dumb enough to hold a conversation with a stuffed animal.

"…………"

"Tell me where you saw those signs."

"Clap with me!"

The teddy bear begins clapping (he actually moves his hands together while his voice box makes a clapping sound, the piece of s***). This was probably the best thing he could say without giving me away.

"Don't do these gay things *clap* and try making a gay voice *clap* to make a fool out of me son. *clap* I can find you and report *clap* you to the police. *clap*"

"Ehehe! Good clapping!"

"……*Hangs Up*

 

He was probably late for a playdate with Mr. Snuggles.

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I think I fell in love ;)

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1: Hey-o

2: Hi

1: God loves you

2: I thought Satan did, but he ditched me

1:............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

2: Prank caller, huh?

1: Gtfo

2: Haha, noob

1: :(

2: :)

Hang up.

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