Official Relationships Thread

[Kitty]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

 

Yep I agree 100% percent with the bold

[OMGAKITTY]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

Come on, don't tell me you've never wanted an owl and a bear trap before. Both are awesome things to have.

[Kitty]

I'm single

15 years old and single?

I'ma whore

 

I'ma jabroniy little whory *insert colorful words here*

[Dweller of Parables]

I'm single

15 years old and single?

I'ma whore

 

I'ma jabroniy little whory *insert colorful words here*

STOP CALLING ME A Whor

 

lol, its whore...first of all...

And its not so colorful.

[Kitty]

I'm single

15 years old and single?

I'ma whore

 

I'ma jabroniy little whory *insert colorful words here*

STOP CALLING ME A Whor

 

lol' date=' its whore...first of all...

And its not so colorful.

[/quote']

 

 

Actually no.... the insert colorful words is actually more words that i will not say on a childs forum

 

so the sentence is correct just not finished.

[CinnamonStar]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

But mostly that.

 

Come on' date=' don't tell me you've never wanted an owl and a bear trap before. Both are awesome things to have.

[/quote']

 

I have them already.;)

Owl + bear trap > worm

 

And Kitty being 15 and single is just fine. Even if you're not just caring about education.

Being 20, 30, whatever and single is fine.Oo

[Mors Secundis]

No But seriously the girl i likes is way out of my 'league' so to speak, also i need to concentrate on school and such astronomy and the like...

[OMGAKITTY]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

But mostly that.

 

Come on' date=' don't tell me you've never wanted an owl and a bear trap before. Both are awesome things to have.

[/quote']

 

I have them already.;)

Owl + bear trap > worm

 

And Kitty being 15 and single is just fine. Even if you're not just caring about education.

Being 20, 30, whatever and single is fine.Oo

 

In Japan, single women over 25 are called "Christmas cake", because after the 25th, no one wants them and they all go on sale.

[Dweller of Parables]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

But mostly that.

 

Come on' date=' don't tell me you've never wanted an owl and a bear trap before. Both are awesome things to have.

[/quote']

 

I have them already.;)

Owl + bear trap > worm

 

And Kitty being 15 and single is just fine. Even if you're not just caring about education.

Being 20, 30, whatever and single is fine.Oo

 

In Japan, single women over 25 are called "Christmas cake", because after the 25th, no one wants them and they all go on sale.

 

+1

[.Frostpaw]

Update: I'm 90% sure she is a lesbian' date=' 95% sure I'd have her in the bag if she weren't, 99.9999% sure that I love her, 70% sure that love is more powerful than Sexuality, 100% sure that I watched team America earlier today.

[/quote']

 

I'm 90% sure you're wrong, and 100% sure you made up these statistics.

 

And I'm 99.99999999999999999999% sure that you have no proof.

 

And I'm 99.99999999999999999999% sure that you have no proof that he has no proof.

 

update: Yayz, I came up with an idea! MY friend's little bro did the following to him, and I'm going to do it to my parents and grandparents. I'll tie a short rope around my grandparent's door handle, and the other end around my mom's doorhandle when they're all in their rooms, that way, they can't get out.

 

Uh, what will this accomplish? Besides pissing off your parents and proving to them that you aren't mature and responsible?

 

At night, I will trap them in their rooms using that trick, and sneak off to the street where the girl I like lives.

[OMGAKITTY]

Update: I'm 90% sure she is a lesbian' date=' 95% sure I'd have her in the bag if she weren't, 99.9999% sure that I love her, 70% sure that love is more powerful than Sexuality, 100% sure that I watched team America earlier today.

[/quote']

 

I'm 90% sure you're wrong, and 100% sure you made up these statistics.

 

And I'm 99.99999999999999999999% sure that you have no proof.

 

And I'm 99.99999999999999999999% sure that you have no proof that he has no proof.

 

update: Yayz, I came up with an idea! MY friend's little bro did the following to him, and I'm going to do it to my parents and grandparents. I'll tie a short rope around my grandparent's door handle, and the other end around my mom's doorhandle when they're all in their rooms, that way, they can't get out.

 

Uh, what will this accomplish? Besides pissing off your parents and proving to them that you aren't mature and responsible?

 

At night, I will trap them in their rooms using that trick, and sneak off to the street where the girl I like lives.

 

And then be b&4lyfe from ever seeing her again. Smart.

[Dweller of Parables]

Update: I'm 90% sure she is a lesbian' date=' 95% sure I'd have her in the bag if she weren't, 99.9999% sure that I love her, 70% sure that love is more powerful than Sexuality, 100% sure that I watched team America earlier today.

[/quote']

 

I'm 90% sure you're wrong, and 100% sure you made up these statistics.

 

And I'm 99.99999999999999999999% sure that you have no proof.

 

And I'm 99.99999999999999999999% sure that you have no proof that he has no proof.

 

update: Yayz, I came up with an idea! MY friend's little bro did the following to him, and I'm going to do it to my parents and grandparents. I'll tie a short rope around my grandparent's door handle, and the other end around my mom's doorhandle when they're all in their rooms, that way, they can't get out.

 

Uh, what will this accomplish? Besides pissing off your parents and proving to them that you aren't mature and responsible?

 

At night, I will trap them in their rooms using that trick, and sneak off to the street where the girl I like lives.

 

And then be b&4lyfe from ever seeing her again. Smart.

 

Genius

[.Frostpaw]

Update: I'm 90% sure she is a lesbian' date=' 95% sure I'd have her in the bag if she weren't, 99.9999% sure that I love her, 70% sure that love is more powerful than Sexuality, 100% sure that I watched team America earlier today.

[/quote']

 

I'm 90% sure you're wrong, and 100% sure you made up these statistics.

 

And I'm 99.99999999999999999999% sure that you have no proof.

 

And I'm 99.99999999999999999999% sure that you have no proof that he has no proof.

 

update: Yayz, I came up with an idea! MY friend's little bro did the following to him, and I'm going to do it to my parents and grandparents. I'll tie a short rope around my grandparent's door handle, and the other end around my mom's doorhandle when they're all in their rooms, that way, they can't get out.

 

Uh, what will this accomplish? Besides pissing off your parents and proving to them that you aren't mature and responsible?

 

At night, I will trap them in their rooms using that trick, and sneak off to the street where the girl I like lives.

 

And then be b&4lyfe from ever seeing her again. Smart.

 

Who said I would decide to come back.

[Prada]

Wow at 15 Single isn't good unless you wanna go for the edu then a girl.

 

Because' date=' you know, most 15 year olds develop into healthy relationships at that age. Idiot.

 

Wow. Only its not a big deal to be single at 15. -______-

Pathetic.

 

I love you.

 

Meh >_>

Men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

 

Yep I agree 100% percent with the bold

 

Because, you know, when I went out with a girl for 13 months and didn't have sex, the only thing I was going for the whole time was to get laid. Not all men are monsters, and not all men are sex-obsessed. >.>

[OMGAKITTY]

Wow at 15 Single isn't good unless you wanna go for the edu then a girl.

 

Because' date=' you know, most 15 year olds develop into healthy relationships at that age. Idiot.

 

Wow. Only its not a big deal to be single at 15. -______-

Pathetic.

 

I love you.

 

Meh >_>

Men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

 

Yep I agree 100% percent with the bold

 

Because' date=' you know, when I went out with a girl for 13 months and didn't have sex, the only thing I was going for the whole time was to get laid. Not all men are monsters, and not all men are sex-obsessed. >.>

[/quote']

 

<3u2

Unrelated, but is your sig a lyric from the TFK song? If so, I <3 you for life.

[Prada]

Not link, but yeah, Set It Off is one of my favorite songs by them, tbh. ;D

[OMGAKITTY]

Not link' date=' but yeah, Set It Off is one of my favorite songs by them, tbh. ;D

[/quote']

 

<3

Set it Off is their smexiest song.

Puppet comes pretty close.

[Amethyst Phoenix]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Most men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

Fixed.

 

Your initial comment implied all male members of our species as having these lewd tendencies.

 

Don't you dare lot me in with the vermin.

[.Frostpaw]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Most men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

Fixed.

 

Your initial comment implied all male members of our species as having these lewd tendencies.

 

Don't you dare lot me or orihime in with the vermin.

 

Fix'd

 

update: Gawd, I find myself thinking about her more every second than I did the last.

[OMGAKITTY]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Most men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

Fixed.

 

Your initial comment implied all male members of our species as having these lewd tendencies.

 

Don't you dare lot me or orihime in with the vermin.

 

Fix'd

 

update: Gawd' date=' I find myself thinking about her more every second than I did the last.

[/quote']

 

fix'd.

lrn2grammar

[.Frostpaw]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Most men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

Fixed.

 

Your initial comment implied all male members of our species as having these lewd tendencies.

 

Don't you dare lot me or orihime in with the vermin.

 

Fix'd

 

update: Gawd' date=' I find myself thinking about her more every second than I did the last.

[/quote']

 

fix'd.

lrn2grammar

 

 

Who are you, my english teacher?

[OMGAKITTY]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Most men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

Fixed.

 

Your initial comment implied all male members of our species as having these lewd tendencies.

 

Don't you dare lot me or orihime in with the vermin.

 

Fix'd

 

update: Gawd' date=' I find myself thinking about her more every second than I did the last.

[/quote']

 

fix'd.

lrn2grammar

 

 

Who are you, my english teacher?

 

Yes. Have you finished your reading?

[harhar]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Most men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

Fixed.

 

Your initial comment implied all male members of our species as having these lewd tendencies.

 

Don't you dare lot me or orihime in with the vermin.

 

Fix'd

 

update: Gawd' date=' I find myself thinking about her more every second than I did the last.

[/quote']

 

fix'd.

lrn2grammar

 

 

Who are you, my english teacher?

 

Yes. Have you finished your reading?

 

I think someone's been naughty.

I also think it's time for a spankin'.

[.Frostpaw]

No. Women who make them sandwiches.

 

And Spanish owls.;)

 

Meh >_>

Most men are sex-obsessed monsters who want 2 things mostly: the owl and the trap.

Then maybe the rest.

 

Fixed.

 

Your initial comment implied all male members of our species as having these lewd tendencies.

 

Don't you dare lot me or orihime in with the vermin.

 

Fix'd

 

update: Gawd' date=' I find myself thinking about her more every second than I did the last.

[/quote']

 

fix'd.

lrn2grammar

 

 

Who are you, my english teacher?

 

Yes. Have you finished your reading?

 

You almost made me lol, but I didn't because I saw it coming.

[Kitty]

=/ Meh English teachers are boring....

 

Dang my mom is gettin on my nerves and she's gonna start nosing..and then mine and Mako's secret will be revealed yet again