Dark Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 People aren't mature enough to handle the words "sex", "penis", and "vagina" without bursting out into laughter. Morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 And there's no such thing as 100% safe sex. My friend took Sexual Education as an elective this year' date=' and I was flipping through his health textbook, and here is some interesting information. A male condom works roughly 98.5% of the time.A female condom works roughly 97% of the time. That means, when using both a male and female condom, there is less than 1% chance of having both failing and resulting in the female becoming pregnant. But, 99% does not equal 100%.[/quote'] Therefore, I still win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 People aren't mature enough to handle the words "sex"' date=' "penis", and "vagina" without bursting out into laughter. Morons.[/quote'] OMG don't please don't dark.... ok this relates... I have Animal Science this year and she's gonna talk about the Reproductive system of a cow and she doesn't use slang.... I prefer Slang.... Last Year I had the same teacher and she talked about it... i didn't take notes... I DON'T feel comfrontable talking about it with anyone in person except for Mako and even with him I blush heavily... So FYI Dark I don't laugh I blush... when Sex is mentioned.. in person, on the computer it's fine but in person i will blush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 And there's no such thing as 100% safe sex. My friend took Sexual Education as an elective this year' date=' and I was flipping through his health textbook, and here is some interesting information. A male condom works roughly 98.5% of the time.A female condom works roughly 97% of the time. That means, when using both a male and female condom, there is less than 1% chance of having both failing and resulting in the female becoming pregnant. But, 99% does not equal 100%.[/quote'] Therefore, I still win. Yes, you still win. For now. Once they invent a 100% safe sex condom, then you'll lose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 They'll never invent a truely 100% safe condom..... cuz most of the time guys don't wear them.... just because they say it pulls their pubic hair (My b/f said it) they need to get over it, big deal girls go through worse... So i doubt it'll ever happen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 *facepalm* If the 98.5% calculation took the variable of how many people wear condoms, it would be 40%. Condom's fail rates are assuming everyone wears a condom. Meaning, if you wear a condom, 98.5% chance sperm won't get into the women. If you don't wear a condom (and don't take other measures to prevent sperm from entering), it's a 100% fail rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 They'll never invent a truely 100% safe condom..... cuz most of the time guys don't wear them.... just because they say it pulls their pubic hair (My b/f said it) they need to get over it' date=' big deal girls go through worse... So i doubt it'll ever happen...[/quote'] Tell him to shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 i know that.... sorta.... but i get what you're saying.... And i know the percentage rate I took health class.... but if you are abstanace(I killed the work again my bad -.-;) you don't have to worry about it.... but once the hormones kick in and the lust starts streaming you can't help what you want.... >.< But all in all Condoms good no condoms bad...They'll never invent a truely 100% safe condom..... cuz most of the time guys don't wear them.... just because they say it pulls their pubic hair (My b/f said it) they need to get over it' date=' big deal girls go through worse... So i doubt it'll ever happen...[/quote'] Tell him to shave. Ha... He wouldn't listen to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 People aren't mature enough to handle the words "sex"' date=' "penis", and "vagina" without bursting out into laughter. Morons.[/quote'] ROFLOLHAHAHAAHAHAAHCOPTERYou said 'bursting' xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 People aren't mature enough to handle the words "sex"' date=' "penis", and "vagina" without bursting out into laughter. Morons.[/quote'] ROFLOLHAHAHAAHAHAAHCOPTERYou said 'bursting' xD You see he was right.... =oDark's magical... Zeroshot you said Copter? =D Update since i haven't did one: Mako and I kissed this morning.... <3He won't keep his hands off...but me no mind =3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 People aren't mature enough to handle the words "sex"' date=' "penis", and "vagina" without bursting out into laughter. Morons.[/quote'] ROFLOLHAHAHAAHAHAAHCOPTERYou said 'bursting' xD Did I really? I must fix that before the next episode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 ............wow hunter wat did she do She was susposed to be my girlfriend' date=' but she treated me like I wasn't even there. Like she didn't want to be around me, but she told my cousin that she really liked me. Oh well, I dont play around. She was in a jabroniy azz mood... prolly wouldn't talk to him with out finding some problem and he broke up with her... you actually got close. O.o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Kitty is secretly stalking you. And I met this smart girl. We did SAT prep together. :3 Also cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
❤ Lovely Warrior ❤ Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 this is a weird conversation o-o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 My best friend got dumped by her boyfriend about a week ago, and I really liked her.Me, being the best friend 'coped' with her and was waiting until she got over her last boyfriend before asking her out.Today she told me she hooked up with an assface, now they're gonna date and sheet. Zeroshot is sad, make me feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 My best friend got dumped by her boyfriend about a week ago' date=' and I really liked her.Me, being the best friend 'coped' with her and was waiting until she got over her last boyfriend before asking her out.Today she told me she hooked up with an assface, now they're gonna date and s***. Zeroshot is sad, make me feel better.[/quote'] Looks like you need a bro-hug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Lord Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 @Dark' date=' Metal-Lord, Haris: I'm detecting the beginnings of a major gay saix orgy. I am SO (not) in![/quote'] FECK NO!!!! People aren't mature enough to handle the words "sex"' date=' "penis", and "vagina" without bursting out into laughter. Morons.[/quote'] sex... vagina... BOOBIES :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Update. I talked to her today. It was so easy that in this rate, If I can get her over to this side I'll be in bed with her in a month. I will go in for the kill in a week. Any help I get is very much appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Update. I talked to her today. It was so easy that in this rate' date=' If I can get her over to this side I'll be in bed with her in a month.[/quote'] Because the goal in a relationship is to get laid, amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Update. I talked to her today. It was so easy that in this rate' date=' If I can get her over to this side I'll be in bed with her in a month.[/quote'] Because the goal in a relationship is to get laid, amirite? Nah, I'm just saying ya know. But anyway I have to get her to see the light instead of the other side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prada Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Update. I talked to her today. It was so easy that in this rate' date=' If I can get her over to this side I'll be in bed with her in a month.[/quote'] Because the goal in a relationship is to get laid, amirite? Nah, I'm just saying ya know. But anyway I have to get her to see the light instead of the other side. Your stupidity astounds me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Update. I talked to her today. It was so easy that in this rate' date=' If I can get her over to this side I'll be in bed with her in a month.[/quote'] Because the goal in a relationship is to get laid, amirite? Nah, I'm just saying ya know. But anyway I have to get her to see the light instead of the other side. Your stupidity astounds me. What stupidity? I am freaking awesome. Anyway she really is a lesbian so I can finally test something I've been thinking of for a while. She does seem like she would be all for me if she weren't a les though.This thread should be stickied because I have already told too much about myself here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Update. I talked to her today. It was so easy that in this rate' date=' If I can get her over to this side I'll be in bed with her in a month.[/quote'] Because the goal in a relationship is to get laid, amirite? Nah, I'm just saying ya know. But anyway I have to get her to see the light instead of the other side. Your stupidity astounds me. What stupidity? I am freaking awesome. Anyway she really is a lesbian so I can finally test something I've been thinking of for a while. She does seem like she would be all for me if she weren't a les though.This thread should be stickied because I have already told too much about myself here. Your stupidity astounds me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaterasu Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Update. I talked to her today. It was so easy that in this rate' date=' If I can get her over to this side I'll be in bed with her in a month.[/quote'] Because the goal in a relationship is to get laid, amirite? Nah, I'm just saying ya know. But anyway I have to get her to see the light instead of the other side. Your stupidity astounds me. What stupidity? I am freaking awesome. Anyway she really is a lesbian so I can finally test something I've been thinking of for a while. She does seem like she would be all for me if she weren't a les though.This thread should be stickied because I have already told too much about myself here. Your stupidity astounds me. Let me guess, You don't think I can pull it off right? I bet you a rep I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 3000 points or no deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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