Juuzou Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Guise' date=' i iz srs.[/quote'] go up to the girl you like, do hindu squats and say "I really need a girlfriend" looking at the sky. bonus points if you have a boner Go up to a girl and say' date=' "hey beautiful, why don't you [b']come[/b] over to my place tonight?"You have to emphasize the "come" so she knows you're full of wit and manliness. i lol'd hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Or you could just rape them. That always works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Or you could just rape them. That always works. yes then you get caught, thrown in jail and raped by a larger inmate and no body will help you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juuzou Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Or you could just rape them. That always works. yes then you get caught' date=' thrown in jail and raped by a larger inmate and no body will help you[/quote'] what if someone likes that kind of thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Or you could just rape them. That always works. yes then you get caught' date=' thrown in jail and raped by a larger inmate and no body will help you[/quote'] If you don't get caught? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Or you could just rape them. That always works. yes then you get caught' date=' thrown in jail and raped by a larger inmate and no body will help you[/quote'] what if someone likes that kind of thing? then they should tell someone.... I rather think Rape Fantasies are kinda interesting... it sounds torturous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Pro-tip: The easiest way to get a girl is to rape her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Pro-tip: The easiest way to get a girl is to rape her. no... just nothe easiest way is to treat her with kindness and she'll return it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 No, not at all. If you rape a girl, they don't have any say in it, so it will work 100% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 No' date=' not at all. If you rape a girl, they don't have any say in it, so it will work 100% of the time.[/quote'] What if she has mace... Or a gun? o.O; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 No' date=' not at all. If you rape a girl, they don't have any say in it, so it will work 100% of the time.[/quote'] What if she has mace... Or a gun? o.O; then the raper is dead.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 No' date=' not at all. If you rape a girl, they don't have any say in it, so it will work 100% of the time.[/quote'] What if she has mace... Or a gun? o.O; 1. If you're going to rape someone while they still retain motor skills, you better damn sure have some sort of weapon out before you approach them. 2. Roofies, ftw. But rape is bad. Very very bad. And stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Rape is the only surefire way you can get a girl. And rapers usually carry styrofoam to apphixiate (sp?) the person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Rape is the only surefire way you can get a girl. And rapers usually carry styrofoam to apphixiate (sp?) the person. Does this "rape" work on guys too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Rape is the only surefire way you can get a girl. And rapers usually carry styrofoam to apphixiate (sp?) the person. I'm pretty sure rape doesn't "get you a girl." If anything, it only gets you sex. Also. Asphyxiate.* Rapists.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
❤ Lovely Warrior ❤ Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Or you could just rape them. That always works. yes then you get caught' date=' thrown in jail and raped by a larger inmate and no body will help you[/quote'] what if someone likes that kind of thing? then they should tell someone.... I rather think Rape Fantasies are kinda interesting... it sounds torturousi will some times have those fantasies but they end when my mom walks in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Rape is the only surefire way you can get a girl. And rapers usually carry styrofoam to apphixiate (sp?) the person. Does this "rape" work on guys too? A guy can rape a girl.A guy can rape a guy (I think).A girl can rape a girl. But I don't think a girl can rape a guy. Rape is the only surefire way you can get a girl. And rapers usually carry styrofoam to apphixiate (sp?) the person. I'm pretty sure rape doesn't "get you a girl." If anything' date=' it only gets you sex. Also. Asphyxiate.* Rapists.*[/quote'] That's what I meant. It obviously won't get you a date. I didn't intend that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 Rape is the only surefire way you can get a girl. And rapers usually carry styrofoam to apphixiate (sp?) the person. Does this "rape" work on guys too? A guy can rape a girl.A guy can rape a guy (I think).A girl can rape a girl. But I don't think a girl can rape a guy. Rape is the only surefire way you can get a girl. And rapers usually carry styrofoam to apphixiate (sp?) the person. I'm pretty sure rape doesn't "get you a girl." If anything' date=' it only gets you sex. Also. Asphyxiate.* Rapists.*[/quote'] That's what I meant. It obviously won't get you a date. I didn't intend that. A girl CAN rape a guy. inb4itsnotrapeifyourwilling There ARE girls out there that I wouldn't want to touch my "no-nos" >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 It depends on your definition of rape. If rape just means sexually touching, a girl can rape a guy. If rape means forced sex, I don't understand how a girl can force herself onto a guy, if that makes sense without going in detail. A guy can force his... thing into a girl, but not vice versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
❤ Lovely Warrior ❤ Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 can someone help the person i like just found out my e-mail i dont know how and said hi i was like OMG!!!!!!!!! and the person asked i i said yes but im starting to think its a joke because the person is a popular person and i just dont know can you guys help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 It depends on your definition of rape. If rape just means sexually touching' date=' a girl can rape a guy. If rape means forced sex, I don't understand how a girl can force herself onto a guy, if that makes sense without going in detail. A guy can force his... thing into a girl, but not vice versa.[/quote'] It's a little more complicated... We had this discussion in my sophomore year health class... Basically, date-rape drugs and some sort of E.D. pills... It's pretty graphic actually. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 can someone help the person i like just found out my e-mail i dont know how and said hi i was like OMG!!!!!!!!! and the person asked i i said yes but im starting to think its a joke because the person is a popular person and i just dont know can you guys help Reject her. If she/he starts to look sad in school, say that you thought it was a prank and accept. If she looks normal, it was a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
❤ Lovely Warrior ❤ Posted September 19, 2009 Report Share Posted September 19, 2009 can someone help the person i like just found out my e-mail i dont know how and said hi i was like OMG!!!!!!!!! and the person asked i i said yes but im starting to think its a joke because the person is a popular person and i just dont know can you guys help Reject her. If she/he starts to look sad in school' date=' say that you thought it was a prank and accept. If she looks normal, it was a joke.[/quote'] uhh ok thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Unless you want to accept and run the risk it's a troll attempt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
❤ Lovely Warrior ❤ Posted September 20, 2009 Report Share Posted September 20, 2009 Unless you want to accept and run the risk it's a troll attempt. troll ???????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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