harhar Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Got in a fight with my ex a while ago. Fun. Details. What did you beat her with? How much blood? What's your sentence? Not physical fight' date=' silly. ;D No, she just decided to tell me I lowered my standards with my current girlfriend and I decided to call her a ho, slut, and b****. :'] I also told her I hoped she contracted STD's from the guy she cheated on me with. Epic. I get to go on vacation to the middle of nowhere with my girlfriend tomorrow! Dude, in the pooper.In the pooper.In the pooper.It must happen. Why did I lol so hard? Probably for the same reason that I did. As pleasant as that sounds, Har, we're going to her Dad's house. He just so happens to live in the middle of nowhere. ;\ .......I dont understand.Does her dad like to shove it in the pooper too or what? I don't know, and quite frankly, I don't want to think about that. xD It'd be a great way to break the ice.Soror: Hi DAD, do you like to shove it in the pooper?Her Dad: ...........Soror: Is that a yes? Trust me, he'll love you in no time. He already likes me. I've only been with his daughter for 2 1/2 years now. >.> If he liked you before, he'll love you after the dirty deed. :D xD He would either love me or kill me. Remember that we're in the middle of nowhere. No one would hear me scream. D: No one can hear your girlfriend scream either. ;) I like your thinking. :D Hopefully her dad will too. =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 The pooper is too tight... I never seem to fit......Can someone PLEASE tell me what it feels like? And what should I do to finallly do it? (Not TOO explicit...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 The pooper is too tight... I never seem to fit......Can someone PLEASE tell me what it feels like? And what should I do to finallly do it? (Not TOO explicit...) Um. A little inappropriate for a children's site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 The pooper is too tight... I never seem to fit......Can someone PLEASE tell me what it feels like? And what should I do to finallly do it? (Not TOO explicit...) Man, it's an amazing feeling.It feels as if you're shoving your penis into a dirty, tight hole.To do it for free, I suggest bending your penis below/underneath your testicles and insert it into your bumhole.Enjoy the feeling.I know I did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prada Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 The pooper is too tight... I never seem to fit... That or your penis is too small. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 The pooper is too tight... I never seem to fit......Can someone PLEASE tell me what it feels like? And what should I do to finallly do it? (Not TOO explicit...) Man' date=' it's an amazing feeling.It feels as if you're shoving your penis into a dirty, tight hole.To do it for free, I suggest bending your penis below/underneath your testicles and insert it into your bumhole.Enjoy the feeling.I know I did.[/quote'] Epic lulz were provided. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 The pooper is too tight... I never seem to fit......Can someone PLEASE tell me what it feels like? And what should I do to finallly do it? (Not TOO explicit...) Um. A little inappropriate for a children's site? Well' date=' hey. I didn't bring it up. And since it's already here, we minds well answer all the way. After all, it does have to do with [i']relationships.[/i] XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 The pooper is too tight... I never seem to fit......Can someone PLEASE tell me what it feels like? And what should I do to finallly do it? (Not TOO explicit...) Um. A little inappropriate for a children's site? Well' date=' hey. I didn't bring it up. And since it's already here, we minds well answer all the way. After all,[b'] it does have to do with relationships.[/b] XD Lolno.It has something to do with SEX. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 The pooper is too tight... I never seem to fit......Can someone PLEASE tell me what it feels like? And what should I do to finallly do it? (Not TOO explicit...) Um. A little inappropriate for a children's site? Well' date=' hey. I didn't bring it up. And since it's already here, we minds well answer all the way. After all, it does have to do with [i']relationships.[/i] XD You asked though. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 LOL and thanks ^-^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted October 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I found out that a guy likes me today and he's a close friend of mine. I found out on accident' date=' without him knowing.Though, before I knew, I've been recently trying to make him tell me who he likes. I'm keeping up with it even though I know now, just to keep natural so he doesn't know that I know his feelings. But he just told me that "I'll tell you who I like once I get over this crush." Meaning, once he gets over liking me... But, I have this feeling inside of me;I don't want him to get over the crush... I actually want him to tell me at the moment. But what I know, is that I don't like him in the same way, but I feel like I really want him to tell me his feelings, so I can respond back... What to do?[/quote'] Do you like him back at all, and what response would you give him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Well Fire Haze, you have to find out first if you're gay. If so, do you like him back? If not... Well, I don't think you'd want to know so badly.I think you're curious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Well Fire Haze' date=' you have to find out first if you're gay. If so, do you like him back? If not... Well, I don't think you'd want to know so badly.I think you're curious.[/quote'] Why would she have to find out if she's gay? o.O; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlucardTheOld Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I got a GF and she is sexy/smexy and kinda EMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 These last 3 days have been interesting... Sad but happy; not getting into it with you all.Me and my adopted sister Britney (though not related in any other way)' date=' are in a relationship.[/b'] Ok. @ Bold: Great for you joshy ^^Thanks lol Thought of that (her age)... But the gap is pretty small. We get along' date=' and I'm ridiculously mature about it. As is she. So it's not as bad as it looks lol.[/quote'] Joshy boy, I'm happy you're in a relationship. But adopted or not, she is your sister. What were to happen if you were to break up, my friend? That'd be awkward around the house, wouldn't it? BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA Not really... Considering I go there for more than just her. And family will always be family, no matter how we feel for each other. That's just how it is.--------Update: That whole thing with my dad should be severed. He has been acting like a dad more lately too. And I was with Brit all day today, but we couldn't find alone time; Only whispers and the like. It bothered us both. But when the others teased us, all we could do was look into each others eyes and smile. Then after one she whispered in my ear saying "Looks like we're going out officially now aren't we?". I giggled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I support Icy; I've read far too much hentai to have any other opinion on this matter. Jokes aside, I seriously do support him and hope things work out despite the "social taboo" which many seem to view this as. Also, updates on my relationship: as of October 1st me and Beth have been lovers for 3 years! In 2 weeks we'll be off to the London Expo for a nerdy-anime-obsessive love fest =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Dahlia Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 Fire Haze is a gal? Sorry FH. I'm used to there only being guys. Once again, very sorry....Well do you like him back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 These last 3 days have been interesting... Sad but happy; not getting into it with you all.Me and my adopted sister Britney (though not related in any other way)' date=' are in a relationship.[/b'] Ok. @ Bold: Great for you joshy ^^Thanks lol Thought of that (her age)... But the gap is pretty small. We get along' date=' and I'm ridiculously mature about it. As is she. So it's not as bad as it looks lol.[/quote'] Joshy boy, I'm happy you're in a relationship. But adopted or not, she is your sister. What were to happen if you were to break up, my friend? That'd be awkward around the house, wouldn't it? BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA Not really... Considering I go there for more than just her. And family will always be family, no matter how we feel for each other. That's just how it is.--------Update: That whole thing with my dad should be severed. He has been acting like a dad more lately too. And I was with Brit all day today, but we couldn't find alone time; Only whispers and the like. It bothered us both. But when the others teased us, all we could do was look into each others eyes and smile. Then after one she whispered in my ear saying "Looks like we're going out officially now aren't we?". I giggled. Sorry, but I lol'd when you said you giggled. So, let me get this straight, your dad has been less pedo and more dad lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mors Secundis Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 LOLL pedophile dad thats sick soror... anyways i might gotsta GF although its not confirmed yet... Fingers crossed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 These last 3 days have been interesting... Sad but happy; not getting into it with you all.Me and my adopted sister Britney (though not related in any other way)' date=' are in a relationship.[/b'] Ok. @ Bold: Great for you joshy ^^Thanks lol Thought of that (her age)... But the gap is pretty small. We get along' date=' and I'm ridiculously mature about it. As is she. So it's not as bad as it looks lol.[/quote'] Joshy boy, I'm happy you're in a relationship. But adopted or not, she is your sister. What were to happen if you were to break up, my friend? That'd be awkward around the house, wouldn't it? BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA Not really... Considering I go there for more than just her. And family will always be family, no matter how we feel for each other. That's just how it is.--------Update: That whole thing with my dad should be severed. He has been acting like a dad more lately too. And I was with Brit all day today, but we couldn't find alone time; Only whispers and the like. It bothered us both. But when the others teased us, all we could do was look into each others eyes and smile. Then after one she whispered in my ear saying "Looks like we're going out officially now aren't we?". I giggled. Sorry, but I lol'd when you said you giggled. So, let me get this straight, your dad has been less pedo and more dad lately? Yeah lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 These last 3 days have been interesting... Sad but happy; not getting into it with you all.Me and my adopted sister Britney (though not related in any other way)' date=' are in a relationship.[/b'] Ok. @ Bold: Great for you joshy ^^Thanks lol Thought of that (her age)... But the gap is pretty small. We get along' date=' and I'm ridiculously mature about it. As is she. So it's not as bad as it looks lol.[/quote'] Joshy boy, I'm happy you're in a relationship. But adopted or not, she is your sister. What were to happen if you were to break up, my friend? That'd be awkward around the house, wouldn't it? BAD IDEA BAD IDEA BAD IDEA Not really... Considering I go there for more than just her. And family will always be family, no matter how we feel for each other. That's just how it is.--------Update: That whole thing with my dad should be severed. He has been acting like a dad more lately too. And I was with Brit all day today, but we couldn't find alone time; Only whispers and the like. It bothered us both. But when the others teased us, all we could do was look into each others eyes and smile. Then after one she whispered in my ear saying "Looks like we're going out officially now aren't we?". I giggled. Sorry, but I lol'd when you said you giggled. So, let me get this straight, your dad has been less pedo and more dad lately? Yeah lol Well that's always a good thing. I hope everything works out for you, bro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icy Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 ^: He still shows signs that he doesn't like it. But he's getting used to the idea I can tell.Like yesterday... He stayed away from me and Brit. But when we asked for his help, or to use his earphones for my laptop (since it's outside and I don't wanna blow my speakers) he was more than happy to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 ^: He still shows signs that he doesn't like it. But he's getting used to the idea I can tell.Like yesterday... He stayed away from me and Brit. But when we asked for his help' date=' or to use his earphones for my laptop (since it's outside and I don't wanna blow my speakers) he was more than happy to do so.[/quote'] At least he seems to be showing signs of acceptance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prada Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I will beat my "friend" within an ounce of his pathetic excuse for a life. I swear. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted October 9, 2009 Report Share Posted October 9, 2009 I will beat my "friend" within an ounce of his pathetic excuse for a life. I swear. >.> Elaborate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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