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lolzatPrinceysmoothness

 

To not know a Girl's name is funny.

I know Mako'll read this so. I'm not going to homecoming with him, in fact I'm not going at all, and the whole Ring thing is fine, but a proposal. =/ eh. I don't wanna say anything, but well, I did mention waiting and he didn't like that to well.

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lolzatPrinceysmoothness

 

To not know a Girl's name is funny.

I know Mako'll read this so. I'm not going to homecoming with him' date=' in fact I'm not going at all, and the whole Ring thing is fine, but a proposal. =/ eh. I don't wanna say anything, but well, I did mention waiting and he didn't like that to well.

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Awh, you were so excited about it the other day. Why a change in heart?

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lolzatPrinceysmoothness

 

To not know a Girl's name is funny.

I know Mako'll read this so. I'm not going to homecoming with him' date=' in fact I'm not going at all, and the whole Ring thing is fine, but a proposal. =/ eh. I don't wanna say anything, but well, I did mention waiting and he didn't like that to well.

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Awh, you were so excited about it the other day. Why a change in heart?

 

Um nothing I'll talk about in public.

 

 

i'm finally back and i have a girlfriend now

 

Im calling your bullshit. Tell me all about it in great detail.

 

OK i'll try to explain this

 

Girlfriend walks up to him, she's about say 5'6" and she looks like one of those hot supermodles

I play it cool and try a cool pick-up line thet i got off of a cheesy website. She giggles, and i keep her laughing. By the time the bell rings she's all over me, before I go to class, I ask her out she says yes, i kiss her cheek she walks one way to her class i go the other. But I'm to busy staring at her rear that i fall, I am also late to class and was sent to the Principals office. I ended up with ISS but i gotz me a g/f.

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

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inorite?

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

[/quote']

 

inorite?

 

 

Orly?

 

How old are you again?

If it's older than 16 you are lying, Most guys would jump to the chance to go to second base. If you're 14 and lower you're lying because you are too young.

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

[/quote']

 

inorite?

 

 

Orly?

 

How old are you again?

If you have a penis, you're lying.

 

fix'd.

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

[/quote']

 

inorite?

 

 

Orly?

 

How old are you again?

If you have a penis, you're lying.

 

fix'd.

 

Yeah i woulda put that, but... well... I'm at home.. and pervy hours are just for school ;3

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

[/quote']

 

inorite?

 

 

Orly?

 

How old are you again?

If you have a penis, you're lying.

 

fix'd.

 

Yeah i woulda put that, but... well... I'm at home.. and pervy hours are just for school ;3

 

If you get caught being "pervy", you can be seriously punished.

Trust me. =\

Leave the "pervy acts" outside of school.

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

[/quote']

 

inorite?

 

 

Orly?

 

How old are you again?

If you have a penis, you're lying.

 

fix'd.

 

Yeah i woulda put that, but... well... I'm at home.. and pervy hours are just for school ;3

 

If you get caught being "pervy", you can be seriously punished.

Trust me. =\

Leave the "pervy acts" outside of school.

 

Like what sticking my hands down my b/f pants: Done That

turning everything into a joke protaining to Sexual Organs or Sex: Done That

Have wild fantasies and write about them: Done That

Making out: Done that

And intentional Sex related touching: Done that

 

Our teachers don't pay attention.

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

[/quote']

 

inorite?

 

 

Orly?

 

How old are you again?

If you have a penis, you're lying.

 

fix'd.

 

Yeah i woulda put that, but... well... I'm at home.. and pervy hours are just for school ;3

 

If you get caught being "pervy", you can be seriously punished.

Trust me. =\

Leave the "pervy acts" outside of school.

 

Like what sticking my hands down my b/f pants: Done That

turning everything into a joke protaining to Sexual Organs or Sex: Done That

Have wild fantasies and write about them: Done That

Making out: Done that

And intentional Sex related touching: Done that

 

Our teachers don't pay attention.

 

So instead of paying attention in school and getting a good education, you're doing sexually related acts with your boyfriend.

I really hope you dont turn out to be a whore.

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

[/quote']

 

inorite?

 

 

Orly?

 

How old are you again?

If you have a penis, you're lying.

 

fix'd.

 

Yeah i woulda put that, but... well... I'm at home.. and pervy hours are just for school ;3

 

If you get caught being "pervy", you can be seriously punished.

Trust me. =\

Leave the "pervy acts" outside of school.

 

Like what sticking my hands down my b/f pants: Done That

turning everything into a joke protaining to Sexual Organs or Sex: Done That

Have wild fantasies and write about them: Done That

Making out: Done that

And intentional Sex related touching: Done that

 

Our teachers don't pay attention.

 

So instead of paying attention in school and getting a good education, you're doing sexually related acts with your boyfriend.

I really hope you dont turn out to be a whore.

 

Its a little late for that.

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

[/quote']

 

inorite?

 

 

Orly?

 

How old are you again?

If you have a penis, you're lying.

 

fix'd.

 

Yeah i woulda put that, but... well... I'm at home.. and pervy hours are just for school ;3

 

If you get caught being "pervy", you can be seriously punished.

Trust me. =\

Leave the "pervy acts" outside of school.

 

Like what sticking my hands down my b/f pants: Done That

turning everything into a joke protaining to Sexual Organs or Sex: Done That

Have wild fantasies and write about them: Done That

Making out: Done that

And intentional Sex related touching: Done that

 

Our teachers don't pay attention.

 

So instead of paying attention in school and getting a good education, you're doing sexually related acts with your boyfriend.

I really hope you dont turn out to be a whore.

 

Its a little late for that.

 

I meant like even more of a whore than she is now.

At least she only has one partner, that's a good thing I guess?

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

[/quote']

 

inorite?

 

 

Orly?

 

How old are you again?

If you have a penis, you're lying.

 

fix'd.

 

Yeah i woulda put that, but... well... I'm at home.. and pervy hours are just for school ;3

 

If you get caught being "pervy", you can be seriously punished.

Trust me. =\

Leave the "pervy acts" outside of school.

 

Like what sticking my hands down my b/f pants: Done That

turning everything into a joke protaining to Sexual Organs or Sex: Done That

Have wild fantasies and write about them: Done That

Making out: Done that

And intentional Sex related touching: Done that

 

Our teachers don't pay attention.

 

So instead of paying attention in school and getting a good education, you're doing sexually related acts with your boyfriend.

I really hope you dont turn out to be a whore.

 

Actually I make straight A's

[spoiler=Proof]

e9fzat.jpg

 

 

 

So you see, I don't have to worry about school as much, him on the other hand i don't know.

And me a whore? No. I would rather die than take that root to getting Sex. OUr teachers just really don't pay attention, they don't care. =/

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my youtube friend hikari is my girlfriend because we finally met face-to-face and made out like crazy

 

edit: i don't go to school

 

lolfail

 

If your going to lie' date=' do better.

 

i almost went to the base with hikari but i said no

 

You almost went to the "base"?

But you said no?

Yeah' date=' you're obviously lying.

[/quote']

 

inorite?

 

 

Orly?

 

How old are you again?

If you have a penis, you're lying.

 

fix'd.

 

Yeah i woulda put that, but... well... I'm at home.. and pervy hours are just for school ;3

 

If you get caught being "pervy", you can be seriously punished.

Trust me. =\

Leave the "pervy acts" outside of school.

 

Like what sticking my hands down my b/f pants: Done That

turning everything into a joke protaining to Sexual Organs or Sex: Done That

Have wild fantasies and write about them: Done That

Making out: Done that

And intentional Sex related touching: Done that

 

Our teachers don't pay attention.

 

So instead of paying attention in school and getting a good education, you're doing sexually related acts with your boyfriend.

I really hope you dont turn out to be a whore.

 

Actually I make straight A's

[spoiler=Proof]

e9fzat.jpg

 

 

 

So you see, I don't have to worry about school as much, him on the other hand i don't know.

And me a whore? No. I would rather die than take that root to getting Sex. OUr teachers just really don't pay attention, they don't care. =/

 

And I can fly.

[spoiler=Proof]

global-common-330x240-flying-man.jpg

 

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So instead of paying attention in school and getting a good education' date=' you're doing sexually related acts with your boyfriend.

I really hope you dont turn out to be a whore.

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Being a whore pays better than being a moralizing hypocrite, otherwise there isn't much of a difference.

 

I learned my lesson.

Ever since then, I've been watching my ass.

Besides, I dont have a boyfriend. ;D

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