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Sapph Gemara

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Once, a long time ago their were 7 empires throughout the Duel Monster Spirit World. One of the Empires was the Dragoon Empire. In that empire lived Dragons and Warriors of all Different Attributes. The Ruler of this Empire Was King Dragoon. He had 5 Princes. They Were Fire Dragoon, Light Dragoon, Earth Dragoon, Dark Dragoon, and Wind Dragoon. He also had 1 Princess, She was called Water Dragoon. The Other Empires were the Thunder Empire, Fire Empire, Ice Empire, Light Empire, Earth Empire, and the Wind Empire. One day a mysterious force attacked the armies of the 7 empires and conquered them. That force renamed these empires the Dark Empire and captured the kings of those empires. One of the dragoons met the Elemental Heroes and joined them to protect the rest of the world from harm.

 

Chapter 1 - Yugi Yuki:

(Not Complete)

"I'm Home Dad" says 11 Year old Yugi Yuki.

 

"Hello son," says Jaden Yuki the Father of Yugi Yuki, "Here is Your New Deck, just like I promised."

 

"Cool, it has all of the Dragoons in it, right."

 

"Yes Yugi, including Light Dragoon."

 

"Where Did You Find It"

 

"I found out it is exactly like my Dragoon, so I had Chumley make one just for you."

 

"Thanks Dad"

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This WEATHER REPORT shall be hilarious.

Prolouge:

I...don't think that's even spelled right in England.

Once' date=' a long time ago their Ever heard of homonyms and how to use 'em!? Just for that I'll have to twist your words to my liking. Their belts were SEVEN (spell it out break it down yo) empires throughout the Duel Monster Spirit World. Who is "their"? You're not gonna tell us? Alright, then. THEY are the Almighty Sluggies of Dog, who created the long-named Duel Monster Spirit World. You mean they call THEMSELVES duel monsters? That's like people walking around calling themselves humans, which is usually considered too correct or something. By that I mean it just sounds awkward. One of the oddly-capitalized Empires was the Dragoon Empire. In that empire lived Dragons and Warriors of all oddly-capitalized Different Attributes. Why is it called Dragoon when both dragons AND men live - ah, forget it. The oddly-capitalized Ruler of this oddly-capitalized Empire Was King Dragoon. He had FIVE Princes. Since that's capitalized and therefore a proper noun, I'm gonna say his servant traveled to Real World and captured Prince. Then he cloned and genetically altered him, and each of his clones. The Five Princes are there purely to sing, dance and generally entertain King Dragoon while he moans over not having a wife, amiright? They oddly-capitalized Were Fire Dragoon, Light Dragoon, Earth Dragoon, Dark Dragoon, and Wind Dragoon. They don't have unique names? Why? How would you like to be a family of three and be named Brown-Haired Kid? How would you like it if your siblings were Black-Haired Kid and Blond-Haired Kid? Huh? HUH!? He also had ONE Princess, AND oddly-capitalized She was called Water Dragoon. Oh, he went into Fictional World too. Did you know her real name is Kilala? Research failure if I do say so myself. Anyways, why is he interested in some girl with the power of the Disney princesses? OH. He wants her hand in marriage. But...why is she STEREOTYPICALLY WATER!?!? As a rule, the female is the designated Water-attribute. Then comes Wind or Light, and maybe Fire. But she will NEVER, EVER be Earth. Because, you know, that's just ridiculous. The oddly-capitalized Other Empires were the Thunder Empire, Fire Empire, Ice Empire, Light Empire, Earth Empire, and the Wind Empire. If you're gonna list off all the elements, why do you have Ice and not freakin' Water!? One day a mysterious force attacked the armies of the SEVEN empires and conquered them. Let me clarify. One day, a mysterious black chest appeared in front of the Dragoon empire (and I refuse to capitalize that). The citizens of Dragoonsville were afraid. So they sent out every single army in the whole entire kingdom to try and get rid of it. But before they could do that they HAD to open it. I mean, apathy killed the cat, right? Anyways, they tried hard to open it until somebody smacked it with their magical pendant and it opened. Then they found out it was basically Pandora's Box, and a bunch of Cthulus poured out and killed everyone. Since nobody could look at them without dying, they were pretty mysterious. That force renamed these empires the Dark Empire (because, of course, dark is evil and these Cthulus REALLY want to acknowledge the fact that they're bad and you know it) and captured the kings of those empires (even though killing them would have been much, much easier). One of the dragoons met the Elemental Heroes wait, they weren't in the empires already? What's their story? WHICH DRAGOON WAS IT!?!? Well, I guess I'll have to say it's the original Prince, the sixth one who wasn't genetically altered. OOH, PLOT TWIST. Still, I'm confused. Help me and joined them to protect the rest of the world from harm.

 

Chapter 1 - Yugi Yuki:

 

"I'm Home Dad" says 11 Year old Yugi Yuki. Do YOU walk around town saying "Hi Everyone I'm Joe Bobby How Are You I'm Fine"? Do you seriously use no punctuation at all and capitalize every word you say? Think about what something or someone would REALLY do before typing it, because this makes Yugi Yuki sound mentally retarded and I'm sure that's not the point of this.

 

Wait...Yugi Yuki? What kind of name is that? What canon is this? You're just combining two famous names and saying "Hey I'm Good At Character Designing", basically. That's like saying that oh, say, Kanye West really liked Tupac Shakur's work and named his imaginary son Tupac West. It makes people say WTFOMGBBQ.

 

By the way, Yugi Yuki looks like a fish with stick legs. His house is shaped like a big mouth and the door is a tooth. In fact, let's just say that Yugi Yuki's home is Bubby, the whale from Flapjack.

 

"Hello son," says Jaden Yuki the Father of Yugi Yuki PERIOD Did you capitalize "Father" because you practice a religion in which Jaden Yuki rules us all and Yugi is the supposed messiah? WHAT!?!? The future is weird. "Here is Your New Deck, just like I promised." He hands *sigh* YUGI YUKI a flower with petals that look like cards. It's a Duel Flower known as the Your New Deck Lily, and it must be capitalized because, according to the Cardgamism religion, Your New Deck Lilies are sacred.

 

"Cool, it has all of the Dragoons in it, right." What a boring teenager fish. He must moan about life on a daily basis.

 

"Yes Yugi, including Light Dragoon."

 

"As If I Could Not See That Dad"

 

"You couldn't!? Or was that-"

 

"Do I Sound Sarcastic"

 

"Yyyeeaaaahhhhhhhh."

 

"Where Did You Find It" he says oddly, without punctuation, with all-capital letters, without any emotion whatsoever. This is how he shouts.

 

"I found out it is exactly like my Dragoon, so I had Chumley make one just for you."

 

"You Mean Its A Bootleg Your New Deck And Your Trading Card Is In The Shape Of A Flower"

 

"Exactly. But don't tell anyone or else.

 

"Thanks Dad"

That sucked. Honestly. How can you look at this, look at a book and say "Its The Same Quality I Should Share It With The World"? Just...look at this. Now look at that nearby children's book. Learn from it.

 

And unless you provide a good reason for such, a neg rep will be frowned upon by many.

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