Thewho Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 [did this bout' 2 weeks ago, but posting it now.] there are a couple of times when a music lover (like me) comes across something bad, inappropriate and just totally funny. You can never judge the quality of the music by album titles, but you will never listen to the music the same way again. so without further of do, here's my list of Worst Album Titles, in no particular order, because they all suck the same. [spoiler=[b]Worst Album Titles according to Thewho (MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY)[/b]]do people actually name their albums like this? their works of art that took them so long to make? the answer is: hell yes. The Juan MacLean - The Future Will Comewell thanks for telling me that the future is going to happen, in the future. Peaches - I Feel the CreamI bet you do, Merrill. George Clinton - Hey Man Smell My Fingerwhat would you rather do, commit sucide or smell George Clinton's finger? the answer is quite obvious. Jennifer Love Hewitt - Let's Go Bangyes please!!! Kingdom Come - In Your Faceread the above term aloud without laughing. I dare you. Styx - The Serpent Is RisingMost. Inappropriate. Album title. Ever. Public Enemy - How You Sell Soul to a Soulless People Who Sold Their Soul?try saying that three times.try asking that, and NOT look like a complete douchebag. Spooky Tooth - You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jawfunny thing is, this is not a country album. Frank Zappa - Sheik Yerboutithe album title is pronounced "shake your booty", which is actually, hilarious. Willie Nelson - Naked Willieyou can take this album title in 1 or 2 ways:1) a penis joke OR 2) Willie Nelson literally naked. call me crazy, but I like the penis joke idea WAY better. Norah Jones - Come Away with Methat's what she said. The Beatles - Let It Be...Nakedother titles that could have worked:Let It Be...RealLet It Be...AloneLet It Be...In My PantsLet It Be...If You Know What I Mean! Caravan - If I Could Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over Youthis should be left to YOUR imagination. Electric Boys - Funk-O-Metal Carpet Ridecan you picture that in your mind and not laugh? Madonna - Musicoriginal much? I mean, what else could it be? sheet?you know what? don't answer that. Black Grape - It's Great When You're Straight...Yeahgay sex is pretty awkward, so it's great when your straight. R. Kelly - The Chocolate Factorybecause calling your album "Anus" just wasn't edgy enough. hey girl, you wanna come inside my chocolate factory? Landscape - From the Tea-rooms of Mars....to the Hell-holes of Uranusno comment... the classic we all know and love... Spinal Tap - Shark Sandwichsheet sandwich. ...and this one, which is the Michael Jackson of horrible album titles.congratulations Limb Bizkit!!! Limb Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Waterbecause it tops R.Kelly's album, literally. Congrats, you made it through the sheet fest!!!Congrats, you made it through the sheet fest!!! so guys, have you ever come across bad album titles such as these ones? if so, post them here!!! (with your funny comment of course). and if you disagree with me, then you can flame me as much as you want, and I'll try not to be such a smartass when replying. and if you do agree with me and find me funny, you can quote me as much as you want, which would actually be quite an honor. :) so, happy reading, and happy looking through your old CD collection and see what you can make fun of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark One Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 George Clinton - Hey Man Smell My Fingerwhat would you rather do, commit sucide or smell George Clinton's finger? the answer is quite obvious. Jennifer Love Hewitt - Let's Go Bangyes please!!! Kingdom Come - In Your Faceread the above term aloud without laughing. I dare you. Styx - The Serpent Is RisingMost. Inappropriate. Album title. Ever. Public Enemy - How You Sell Soul to a Soulless People Who Sold Their Soul?try saying that three times.try asking that, and NOT look like a complete douchebag. Caravan - If I Could Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over Youthis should be left to YOUR imagination. Black Grape - It's Great When You're Straight...Yeahgay sex is pretty awkward, so it's great when your straight. These were the funny ones. The other ones... meh. As for others: System of a Down - Steal This AlbumWhile the album title is funny and all, you just KNOW that the name caused more people to illegally download the album. EVERY SINGLE SELF-TITLED ALBUM THAT ISN'T A FIRST RECORDINGI mean, come on, we got the idea when we heard your band name. No need to repeat yourself. Its not even like self-titled albums tend to be particularly representative of a band. A7X's Self-titled had a pretty dramatically different style from its old stuff. (Note that this is a good thing. Avenged's old stuff really wasn't all that great.) The Best Damn Thing - Avril LavigneAvril is actually one of the better pop artists out there, but I still think of her primarily as a whore. Which immediately makes the album title more meaningful. Also, liek, trhowing naaauuuttyyyyy wurds in liek totly mks a name kooler!!!!!!11!!!1!!!! The Blood Splat Rating System - Powerman 5000Does this make anyone besides me immediately think of Rotten Tomatoes? Except I don't think Rotten Tomatoes existed when this album came out. Besides though, what the hell is it supposed to mean anyways? On that topic, what the hell is Powerman 5000 supposed to mean? I know they go in for the whole sci-fi thing, but this takes techno-babble a bit too far. Christmas Eve and Other StoriesChristmas ExtraodrinaireThe Lost Christmas EveChristmas LiveRockin' Instrumental Christmas All by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. They've got a great thing going on.... but really? After the fifth album with Christmas in the title, I think we're sort of getting the idea that TSO does Christmas music. Can we get a bit more creative with titling now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eury Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 EVERY SINGLE SELF-TITLED ALBUM THAT ISN'T A FIRST RECORDINGI mean' date=' come on, we got the idea when we heard your band name. No need to repeat yourself. Its not even like self-titled albums tend to be particularly representative of a band. A7X's Self-titled had a pretty dramatically different style from its old stuff. (Note that this is a good thing. [b']Avenged's old stuff really wasn't all that great.)[/b]But it is better than Diamonds in the Rough. That album just sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewho Posted September 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 As for others: System of a Down - Steal This AlbumWhile the album title is funny and all' date=' you just KNOW that the name caused more people to illegally download the album.[b']I won't even steal it, its not that great of an album[/b] EVERY SINGLE SELF-TITLED ALBUM THAT ISN'T A FIRST RECORDINGI mean, come on, we got the idea when we heard your band name. No need to repeat yourself. Its not even like self-titled albums tend to be particularly representative of a band. A7X's Self-titled had a pretty dramatically different style from its old stuff. (Note that this is a good thing. Avenged's old stuff really wasn't all that great.)At least they are honest. "We Could Not Come Up With a Clever Title For Our Second Album, But We Expect You To Buy It Anyway, Because Most of The Band Members In This Band Are Sexually Attractive." The Best Damn Thing - Avril LavigneAvril is actually one of the better pop artists out there (sense when?)but I still think of her primarily as a whore (O RLY?)Which immediately makes the album title more meaningful. Also, liek, trhowing naaauuuttyyyyy wurds in liek totly mks a name kooler!!!!!!11!!!1!!!!all I got from that was Bad Language = Whore. you maybe onto something... The Blood Splat Rating System - Powerman 5000Does this make anyone besides me immediately think of Rotten Tomatoes? Except I don't think Rotten Tomatoes existed when this album came out. Besides though, what the hell is it supposed to mean anyways? On that topic, what the hell is Powerman 5000 supposed to mean? I know they go in for the whole sci-fi thing, but this takes techno-babble a bit too far.Powerman 5000? sounds like a Porn Star's name. But I would change Powerman to "Mista Hugeballs Pointynipples Penishands 5000 AKA Mista HPP 5000"that's it, my user name. Christmas Eve and Other StoriesChristmas ExtraodrinaireThe Lost Christmas EveChristmas LiveRockin' Instrumental Christmas All by Trans-Siberian Orchestra. They've got a great thing going on.... but really? After the fifth album with Christmas in the title, I think we're sort of getting the idea that TSO does Christmas music. Can we get a bit more creative with titling now? (no. if they get creative, it won't be funny). now for some christmas albums: Our Band Is Wicked Sick (We Had the Flu on Christmas)I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend on ChristmasDelicious Love Making on Christmas(Some Call It a Piece of S*** Holiday Album By a Generic Boy Band That No One Will Buy, But I Call It) Christmas JoySo, I've Noticed That You're Gay on ChristmasI’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That on Christmas)Everyone in the Underground Music Scene Is Stupid on ChristmasChristmas is GayYou've Got No Friends on ChristmasThe Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You on ChristmasIt's Great When You Die on ChristmasI'm Going To Eat All The Food I Stole From You on ChristmasI've Never Liked Eric Clapton on ChristmasChristmas Songs and Some Other Shitty B-SidesI Have a Boner on ChristmasHitler Loved Christmas and Depeche ModeWhen the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like Baby Jesus What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter Except That Fat Mexican You Bought Your Drugs From When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo Because You Hate To Put F***ing Comas on Your Sentence You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and Not Even The Biggest C*** Can See Where You Are Going and If You Know Where You Stand and You'll Realize I'm Speaking In 2nd Person Because What You Just Read Did Not Make The Slightest Sense Then You'll Know Where to Land and Call Me a F***ing Whore of a Douchebag for Making This Long Ass Album Title and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're a Big D*** Squeezer on Christmas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow™ Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Girugamesh also has an album called "MUSIC". :/ T.M. Revolution's album: 1000000000000....WTS DOES THAT MEAN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabris Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Ah, yes, I actually have a greatest-hits album by Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship/Starship called: "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". When I first heard of it, I felt like Hamlet after hearing one of Polonius' witticisms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabris Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 what would you rather do, commit sucide or smell George Clinton's finger? I'd smell his finger.And, oh, Pete, I've got a proposition fer ye: Will this Now That's What I Call Music, Vol. 1-14 (yes, 14 CDs full of Hanson and BS Boys and Limp Bizkit and Bon Jovi and Creed and Aerosmith and Norah Jones and...) replace Styx's fallen snake as the most. Inappropriate. Album. Title. Ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewho Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Girugamesh also has an album called "MUSIC". :/ T.M. Revolution's album: 1000000000000....WTS DOES THAT MEAN? LOL:lol:that many zeros? Side note: WTS =What's That Smell?Wanita Tuna Susila (Indonesian: Women Lacking in Morals; Prostitutes)World Toilet Summit no joke' date=' I looked it up Ah, yes, I actually have a greatest-hits album by Jefferson Airplane/Jefferson Starship/Starship called: "The Worst of Jefferson Airplane". When I first heard of it, I felt like Hamlet after hearing one of Polonius' witticisms. I have that record too! nothing that Jefferson Airplane did was bad. I have a great title for ya:Majosha's Party Night: Five Songs About Jesus... ...there where four songs, and none of them were about Jesus. what would you rather do' date=' commit sucide or smell George Clinton's finger?[/i'] I'd smell his finger.You sure you wanna do that??hey, I like P-Funk and all, but I don't want to smell his "P-Funk", if you know what I'm sayin'. WTS??? And, oh, Pete, I've got a proposition fer ye: Will this Now That's What I Call Music, Vol. 1-14 (yes, 14 CDs full of Hanson and BS Boys and Limp Bizkit and Bon Jovi and Creed and Aerosmith and Norah Jones and...) replace Styx's fallen snake as the most. Inappropriate. Album. Title. Ever? might as well call it "Boner Kill". Nevermind, that should be a band name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Styx - The Serpent Is Rising Caravan - If I Could Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You R. Kelly - The Chocolate Factory I lol'd so hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewho Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Styx - The Serpent Is Rising Caravan - If I Could Do It All Over Again' date=' I'd Do It All Over You R. Kelly - The Chocolate Factory I lol'd so hard.[/quote'] yay! I did too :D other album titles that [possibly] have feces reference. Prince - The Chocolate Invasion Busta Rhymes - Back on My B.S. Elton John - Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy Yung DRE - album sheet dis freestyle ni**a!!! really? that's just wrong.that last one is not technically an album, but when I saw it, I laughed. that's that PSTriple!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted September 5, 2009 Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewho Posted September 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2009 Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo' date=' You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right[/i'] my reply to Fiona Apple's pretentious, a*****-ish, f***ing piece of s*** of an album title/poem: I like her music, but she's a little prick*adds something new to the christmas list* :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Limp bizkit-Chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored waterHonestly a WTF moment for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewho Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Limp bizkit-Chocolate starfish and the hot dog flavored waterHonestly a WTF moment for me all ready got you covered' date=' buddy ...and this one, which is the Michael Jackson of horrible album titles.congratulations Limb Bizkit!!! Limb Bizkit - Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Waterbecause it tops R.Kelly's album, literally. (The Chocolate Factory) both album titles have to do with a men's anus. Get it? wait, did you actually buy the album???:shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Yep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewho Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 [quote='Sesu-san32' pid='2931847' dateline='1252210168'] Yep [/quote] dude, I don't want to ask why, but WHY???? this is the face I make while I listen to Limb Bizkit [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXN2D__-ySk][b]DX[/b][/url] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark One Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Yepdude' date=' I don't want to ask why, but WHY???? this is the face I make while I listen to Limb Bizkit DX Limp Bizkit funking sucks. And they have a bad history with live performances. (deaths and RAPES in the moshpit WHILE they're performing.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewho Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 [quote='The Dark One' pid='2932048' dateline='1252213396'] [quote='Thewho' pid='2931898' dateline='1252210932'] [quote='Sesu-san32' pid='2931847' dateline='1252210168'] Yep [/quote] dude, I don't want to ask why, but WHY???? this is the face I make while I listen to Limb Bizkit [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXN2D__-ySk][b]DX[/b][/url] [/quote] Limp Bizkit f***ing sucks. And they have a bad history with live performances. (deaths and RAPES in the moshpit WHILE they're performing.) [/quote] DX = that face is not exactly a happy one... duh they suck, I thought that was being implied already. I personally hate Fred Durst. he's like the Elvis of douchebags. [img]http://img1.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/c/0//45/59/45059574_fred_durst_tattoo.jpg[/img] who fucking does that, seriously? and yeah, that is Elvis and Kurt Cobain...on his chest. admit it, you like Anal Cunt. (at least better than Limb Bizkit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crow™ Posted September 6, 2009 Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Girugamesh also has an album called "MUSIC". :/ T.M. Revolution's album: 1000000000000....WTS DOES THAT MEAN? LOL:lol:that many zeros? Side note: WTS =What's That Smell?Wanita Tuna Susila (Indonesian: Women Lacking in Morals; Prostitutes)World Toilet Summit [spoiler= [b]S[/b] as in: ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewho Posted September 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2009 Girugamesh also has an album called "MUSIC". :/ T.M. Revolution's album: 1000000000000....WTS DOES THAT MEAN? LOL:lol:that many zeros? Side note: WTS =What's That Smell?Wanita Tuna Susila (Indonesian: Women Lacking in Morals; Prostitutes)World Toilet Summit [spoiler= [b]S[/b] as in: ] really? I just say "Blue Creepy Midgets" doesn't that scare you?LOL Blue Buddiessounds like slang for "Pills" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jinzo Posted September 7, 2009 Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Yepdude' date=' I don't want to ask why, but WHY???? this is the face I make while I listen to Limb Bizkit DX I didnt buy it for ME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewho Posted September 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2009 Yepdude' date=' I don't want to ask why, but WHY???? this is the face I make while I listen to Limb Bizkit DX I didnt buy it for ME who would ask for a Limb Bizkit record?that's like asking "hey man, I know this is a weird request, but would you kindly shove this pencil far down my ear until my insides start bleeding?" you know what? I would rather do that, than listen to a Limb Bizkit record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabris Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Fiona Apple - When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo' date=' You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right[/quote'] Fiona Apple, of massive talent and little imagination - Yup, her least appealing aggrandization.Ah, yes. Celine Dion's These Are Special Times. The jabroni's the Andrea Bocelli of pop music - an opportunist with an artificially strong voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thewho Posted September 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Ah' date=' yes. [b']Celine Dion - These Are Special Times...In My Pants![/b] The b****'s the Andrea Bocelli of pop music - an opportunist with an artificially strong voice. you know, my mum saw her live in Las Vegas...yeah, don't ask about it. :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiro Posted September 9, 2009 Report Share Posted September 9, 2009 Visions of Atlantis - Eternal Endless InfinityRiiiiiiiiight...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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