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if you met a guy who would sweep you off your feet and give you the world given the chance' date=' would you give him that chance?

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This is pretty much the same as the last question, but in another context.

 

This won't happen.

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Should America make love' date=' not war?

[b'] If america made love, it would be the biggest orgy EVAR :3[/b]

 

 

I never log out. And even when it does log me out because I delete my browser cache and the such, I just copy and paste it from one of my threads. I was right =3

Did you ever imagine that objects have a life of their own?

Yes. Yes I have. And I don't deny it. But it just doesn't happen. Sometimes I imagine the kitchen appliances plotting revenge. AHahahaha!

 

 

What's been your scariest nightmare?

 

Do you like icecream?

 

Favorite book?

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Have fun Mia-chan.

 

[spoiler=This will take you a while, good luck]What image, scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....?

 

Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?

 

Do you believe in manifest destiney?

 

 

Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)?

 

Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things?

 

 

Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?

 

 

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one?

 

 

Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered?

 

 

 

What does this world need?

 

 

Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?

 

 

If you drink what kind of drunk are you?

 

 

Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember?

 

 

Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?

 

 

What is your favorite movie?

 

 

If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

 

 

Have you ever called a:

 

psychic hotline?

 

suicide crisis line?

 

sex line?

 

dating line?

 

 

Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere?

 

 

Do guys look good in make up?

 

 

What are 5 things you don't care about?

 

 

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?

 

 

What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?

 

 

What age do you hope to live until?

 

 

Do you like to tie others down during sex?

 

Have you ever been tied down?

 

 

Do you own any "toys"?

 

Do you ever use them?

 

 

Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?

 

Have you ever spanked anyone else?

 

 

Do these questions make you uncomfortable?

 

Do you like that feeling?

 

Does it turn you on?

 

 

You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?

 

Which one do you need to read?

 

 

What do your socks look like?

 

 

Does love float away if you let go?

 

 

Do you think that most people in today's society are:

 

kind?

 

calm?

 

humble?

 

peaceful?

 

helpful?

 

happy?

 

spiritual?

 

creative?

 

friendly?

 

independant?

 

intelligent?

 

having fun?

 

comming up with new ideas?

 

able to think for themselves?

 

able to really connect with others?

 

 

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?

 

 

 

Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive?

 

 

Do you trust psychology as a valid science?

 

 

Morals or Instincts?

 

 

Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?

 

 

Have you ever been to see a ballet?

 

 

What is the differance between Satan and Pan?

 

 

What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?

 

 

When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?

 

 

Are you an orgasm addict?

 

 

Are you a sugar junkie?

 

 

WHAT are you DOING?

 

WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them?

 

 

Do you only hear what you want to?

 

 

Are you anal-retentive?

 

 

In and Out

 

Over and Under

 

Around and ???

 

 

What was the last thing you returned to the store?

 

 

Why ask why?

 

 

First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?

 

 

First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?

 

 

Why is it called 'coca cola'?

 

 

Would you ever buy a Ford car?

 

 

Donald or Daffy duck?

 

 

Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced?

 

 

Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly?

 

 

Have you ever been to:

 

a temple?

 

a bar?

 

a massage parlor?

 

 

Would you ever want to visit Thailand?

 

 

What culture are you fascinated by?

 

 

Have you ever worn a cape?

 

 

What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'?

 

 

What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?

 

 

What makes you who you are?

 

 

How do you search for meaning in life?

 

 

If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?

 

 

You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do?

 

 

Are you an old fart?

 

 

What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?

 

 

Why don't people have more fun?

 

 

Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?

 

What pet?

 

What article of clothing?

 

 

Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?

 

 

Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?

 

 

Is it nap time yet?

 

 

Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?

 

 

Do you like trains?

 

 

What's in Hungary?

 

 

have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?

 

Has someone ever held you back?

 

 

What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'?

 

 

What do you think of the name 'Orson'?

 

 

What frustrates you?

 

 

Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew...

 

 

Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?

 

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?

 

 

Are you ill?

 

 

Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night?

 

 

Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?

 

 

Do you drink only 100% juice?

 

 

What duck?

 

 

Do you collect coins?

 

How about stamps?

 

 

wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language?

 

 

Is god in you?

 

 

Are you in god?

 

 

Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

 

Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

 

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.

 

OR

 

Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

 

Which life do you choose?

 

WHY?

 

 

 

What gives your ego a boost?

 

 

What knocks your ego down?

 

 

Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?

 

Should there be?

 

 

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?

 

 

If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?

 

 

Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?

 

 

What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?

 

 

What do you represent?

 

 

What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?

 

flowers:

 

slippers:

 

candles:

 

diamond necklace:

 

gift certificate:

 

cash:

 

books:

 

 

How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?

 

 

What have you been caught doing?

 

 

Does temptation make you do what you love?

 

 

Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?

 

 

Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?

 

 

Will yu ever reach your full potential?

 

 

Who is your biggest fan?

 

 

Who do you take care of?

 

Who takes care of you?

 

 

Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?

 

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?

 

 

Is it sexy in here or is it just me?

 

 

You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?

 

 

Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?

 

 

How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?

 

 

What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?

 

 

Do you like answering questions about:

 

your life?

 

your taste?

 

tv?

 

music?

 

art?

 

politics?

 

life?

 

religion?

 

issues?

 

sex?

 

loved ones?

 

favorites?

 

objects?

 

math?

 

philosophy?

 

hypothetical situations?

 

things that require lots of thought?

 

 

The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?

 

 

Death Penalty: Yes or No?

 

If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No?

 

 

What was the last song you looked up the words to?

 

 

What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like?

 

 

If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

 

 

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

 

 

Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?

 

If so how?

 

 

Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?

 

 

Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)

 

 

If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?

 

 

How do you stop pop up ads?

 

 

You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???

 

 

How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?

 

 

Make up a nickname for your bedroom:

 

 

What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)

 

There they are a-standing in a row.

 

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...

 

 

Where ARE the wild things?

 

 

You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?

 

 

Pick a letter:

 

List some great words starting with that letter:

 

 

Is eight days a week enough to show you care?

 

 

Have you told your parents you love them today?

 

 

What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?

 

 

Have you ever cross-dressed?

 

 

Are we living in a world without end?

 

 

Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?

 

 

DO you dance in the rain?

 

 

2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?

 

 

Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?

 

 

Is it time to switch to Decaf?

 

 

Why is it that the truth hurts?

 

 

What are you guilty of?

 

 

What gives you inner stregnth?

 

 

*eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone?

 

 

What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?

 

 

If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?

 

WWhy or why not?

 

 

Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?

 

 

What Race/nationality was Jesus?

 

 

What was one evening you'll never forget?

 

 

Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:

 

 

Trick or Treat?

 

 

If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?

 

 

If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?

 

1

 

2

 

3

 

4

 

5

 

6

 

7

 

8

 

9

 

10

 

 

When people lose weight, where does it go?

 

 

Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?

 

if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?

 

If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?

 

 

What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potato, grain, whole wheat, etc)?

 

 

Are you emotional articulate?

 

 

Does everything happen for a reason?

 

 

Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?

 

If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?

 

 

Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?

 

 

Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?

 

Can you think of a window that has opened?

 

 

What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?

 

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:

 

courage?

 

survival skills?

 

independence?

 

 

What helps you to get over a Major heartache?

 

 

Can you depend completely upon yourself?

 

have you ever tried?

 

 

How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beautiful beginning of the next part?

 

 

Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?

 

If not, I suggest that you do.

 

 

Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?

 

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[spoiler=I can copypasta liek pikachu too!]

A - AVAILABLE:

B - BIRTHDAY:

C - CRUSHING ON:

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD:

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO:

F - FAVORITE SONG:

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS:

H - HOMETOWN:

I - IN LOVE WITH:

J - JUGGLE:

K - KILLED SOMEONE:

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE:

M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR:

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS:

O - ONE WISH:

P - PERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST:

R- REASON TO SMILE:

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD:

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP:

U - UNDERWEAR COLOR:

V - VEGETABLE(S):

W - WORST HABIT:

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD:

Y - YOYOS ARE:

Z - ZODIAC:

 

Random Questions About You:

Spell your name without vowels:

Your favorite number:

What color do you wear most?:

Least favorite color?:

What are you listening to?:

Are you happy with your life right now?:

What is your favorite class in school?:

When do you start back at school/college?:

Are you outgoing?:

Favorite pair of shoes?:

Can you dance?:

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?:

Can you whistle?:

Cross your eyes?:

Walk with your toes curled?:

THE WHAT'S

What is the temperature outside?:

What was the last restaurant you ate at?:

What was the last thing on TV you watched?:

THE WHO'S

Who was the last person you IM'd?:

Who was the last person you took a picture of?

Who was the last person you said I love you to?:

Who was your last text from?:

CRYING SECTION

Ever really cried your heart out?:

Ever cried yourself to sleep?:

Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?:

Ever cried over the opposite sex?:

Do you cry when you get an injury?:

Do certain songs make you cry?:

 

LOOK AT ME

What is your current hair color?:

What does your hair look like now?:

Current piercings?:

Have any tattoos?:

Eye color?:

CURRENTLY WEARING

What shirt are you wearing?:

Pants:

Shoes?:

 

HAVE YOU EVER

Been to jail:

Ran away from home:

Laughed so hard you cried:

Cried in school:

Wanted to be a model:

Done something really stupid that you still laugh about:

Seen a dead body:

Skinny dipping:

THIS OR THAT

Pepsi or Coke:

McDonald's or Burger King:

Single or Group Dates:

Chocolate or Vanilla:

Strawberries or Blueberries:

Meat or Veggies:

TV or Movie:

Guitar or Drums:

Adidas or Nike:

Chinese or Mexican:

Cheerios or Corn Flakes:

Cake or Pie:

MTV or VH1:

 

1. Were you named after anyone?:

2. When was the last time you cried?:

3. Do you like your handwriting?:

4. What's your favorite sport?:

8. Do you still have your tonsils?:

9. Would you bungee jump?:

10. What is your favorite cereal?:

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?:

13. What is your favorite ice cream?:

14. What is the first thing you notice about people?:

15. Red or pink?:

16. What is your least Favorite thing about yourself?:

17. Who do you miss the most?:

18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?:

21. What are you listening to right now?:

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?:

23. Favorite Smells?:

24. Do you wear contacts?:

25. Favorite foods?:

26. Scary movies or happy endings?

27. Summer or winter?:

28. Hugs or kisses?:

29. What book are you reading right now?:

30. What is on your mouse pad?:

31. What did you watch on TV last night?:

32. Favorite sound(s)?:

33. Rolling Stones or Beatles?:

34. What's the farthest you've been from home?

35. Do you have a special talent?:

 

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question: do you consider yourself to be a warrior or a sage?

 

How about both?

 

What's been your scariest nightmare?

I don't remember.

Do you like icecream?

I don't love it' date=' but it's okay.[/b']

Favorite book?

I don't read books.

 

Have fun Mia-chan.

 

What image' date=' scent, memory, etc. would you take with you into the dark/light, the land of dead, heaven, infinity.....?

[b']My life?

Who is the most annoying musical artist EVER?

I only listen to J-Music; I wouldn't know.

Do you believe in manifest destiney?

No idea what that is.

 

Have you ever fallen for an email forwarding hoax (send this to 13 people and old navy will send you a $200.00(100 pound) gift card)?

No.

Do you ever think 'well, maybe...' and actually forward those damn things?

No.

 

Let's say there are 2 schools. one for boys and one for girls. They are both supposed to offer the same facilities so that the girls and boys get equal education. Would you take this to mean that the same courses should be offered to both girls and boys or that the same amount of money should be spent on each school?

The latter. There are some courses that are meant for certain genders only.

 

Imagine that in the boys school fifteen girls sign up for calculus. In the boys school only five guys sign up for calculus. Should the guyss calculus class be disolved and replaced with an easier one?

I wouldn't care.

 

Would it bother you if you found out that the fruits, vegetables, and meat that you eat are genetically altered?

Too late.

 

 

What does this world need?

To give me a lot of $$$.

 

Is there anything you do just because you want to even though it has no redeeming social value?

Yes.

 

If you drink what kind of drunk are you?

I drink juice?

 

Do you ever 'convieniently' forget something you don't want to remember?

No.

 

Are you in love with yourself (your beautiful self)?

Yes.

 

What is your favorite movie?

Taken, followed by Quantum of Solace and Jumper.

 

If you're sexy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?

No; being sexy means you're a whore.

 

Have you ever called a:

 

psychic hotline?

No.

suicide crisis line?

No.

sex line?

No.

dating line?

No.

 

Have you ever placed a "personal" ad anywhere?

No.

 

Do guys look good in make up?

I never see them.

 

What are 5 things you don't care about?

Too many things to count. I won't bother thinking.

 

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO UNTIL YOU DIE?

Whatever I do in my daily basis?

 

What 'issue' do you think your opinion is so right about that you end up trying to sway others to your point of view?

Too complicated to explain.

 

What age do you hope to live until?

I don't plan to die.

 

Do you like to tie others down during sex?

N/A.

Have you ever been tied down?

No.

 

Do you own any "toys"?

...

Do you ever use them?

Stop being perverted.

 

Have you ever been spanked in that sexy way?

No.

Have you ever spanked anyone else?

No.

 

Do these questions make you uncomfortable?

Not really.

Do you like that feeling?

N/A.

Does it turn you on?

No.

 

You know those ___ for dummies books (COMPTERS FOR DUMMIES, SURFING FOR DUMMIES, GOLDF FOR DUMMIES, WICCA FOR DUMMIES)?

Yes.

Which one do you need to read?

None.

 

What do your socks look like?

Stop imagining.

 

Does love float away if you let go?

Yes.

 

Do you think that most people in today's society are:

 

kind?

Hell no.

calm?

Possibly, but not that I've heard of.

humble?

Absolutely not.

peaceful?

Rhetorical question.

helpful?

Not really.

happy?

Half and half.

spiritual?

No.

creative?

No.

friendly?

Also half and half.

independant?

Before, but it's starting to change.

intelligent?

Hell no. People are getting more stupid each year.

having fun?

No.

comming up with new ideas?

No.

able to think for themselves?

No.

able to really connect with others?

No.

 

If you answered no to any of the above, why do you think that is?

The society today is broken with lies and distrust. Simple as that. And people are starting to become more broken in the mind due to the social environment and idiocy people spread around.

 

Do you believe that every action has a sexual motive?

So... Doing mathematics homework would have a sexual motive?

 

Do you trust psychology as a valid science?

I wouldn't know.

 

Morals or Instincts?

Instinct. Who cares about what others say.

 

Do you think that people who are alone and depressed are depressed because they are alone or alone because they are depressed?

Who cares.

 

Have you ever been to see a ballet?

No.

 

What is the differance between Satan and Pan?

I don't know who Pan is.

 

What should a poem be or do if it is a sucessful poem?

Whatever a poem should be or do to be successful.

 

When you interpret a poem can each line mean anything you want it to?

Maybe?

 

Are you an orgasm addict?

No.

 

Are you a sugar junkie?

No.

 

WHAT are you DOING?

Answering your questions?

WHY aren't you marching in line with the rest of them?

What?

 

Do you only hear what you want to?

Sure.

 

Are you anal-retentive?

I won't even bother figuring out what that means.

 

In and Out

 

Over and Under

 

Around and ???

About?

 

What was the last thing you returned to the store?

I don't remember.

 

Why ask why?

Why should I care?

 

First person you think of that made a MAJOR contribution to art or science?

Michelangelo. That's the first artist that came to mind.

 

First person you think of that made a major contribution to modern thought?

Einstein.

 

Why is it called 'coca cola'?

Coca-Cola used to have cocaine in it. Which is true.

 

Would you ever buy a Ford car?

No.

 

Donald or Daffy duck?

Neither.

 

Have you ever been in a situation where you weren't sure if you were seducing or being seduced?

No.

 

Can you 'pinch an inch' on your belly?

What the hell's that?

 

Have you ever been to:

 

a temple?

No.

a bar?

No.

a massage parlor?

No.

 

Would you ever want to visit Thailand?

No.

 

What culture are you fascinated by?

None.

 

Have you ever worn a cape?

No.

 

What is the difference between 'nude' and 'naked'?

There isn't one.

 

What can you get for a dollar (.59 brittish pounds)?

Bubble gum is one.

 

What makes you who you are?

My three minds.

 

How do you search for meaning in life?

I already found it. It's just to have fun. Simple as that.

 

If your partner collected internet porn pics of celebs s/he thought was hot would that bother you?

Yes. Yes it would. Celebrities are stupid.

 

You are alone with your lover's diary. What do you do?

Read it?

 

Are you an old fart?

What the hell's that?

 

What were your favorite things to do in the yard as a kid?

Play?

 

Why don't people have more fun?

They're stupid.

 

Have you ever wanted to have a pet skinned and turned into an article of clothing?

No?

What pet?

N/A.

What article of clothing?

N/A.

 

Do I come off sounding normal, mildly irrational, blatently insane or completely certifiable?

You come off sounding 120% perverted.

 

Did you ever feel that you were unable to function in society?

No.

 

Is it nap time yet?

No.

 

Do you have to have the space next to the door or can you walk from the other end of the parking lot and still be okay with the world?

What the hell?

 

Do you like trains?

No?

 

What's in Hungary?

No idea.

 

have you ever felt like you were holding someone else back?

No.

Has someone ever held you back?

Yes.

 

What do you think of the term, 'organized religion'?

Rebellious behaviour.

 

What do you think of the name 'Orson'?

I think of a bull.

 

What frustrates you?

Idiots.

 

Winkin, Blinkin and Nod, one night, sailed off in a sea of dew...

 

 

Is ten dollars (5 pounds) a good price to pay for one lipstick?

I guess?

Does anyone else remember when lipstick was, like, 2 or 3 bucks?

No?

 

Are you ill?

No.

 

Where were you the night of.....oh hell, last night?

Home?

 

Do you pronounce the 'er' sound at the end of words(lookER or lookA)?

My 'er' sounds sound like the one in looker.

 

Do you drink only 100% juice?

Those are the only juices offered here.

 

What duck?

None?

 

Do you collect coins?

I used to.

How about stamps?

No.

 

wHAT'S the best way to learn a new language?

It's not the best way, moreso, it's the only way. Just plain memorization.

 

Is god in you?

God's a bunch of bs. He doesn't exist.

 

Are you in god?

Read the last answer.

 

Do you know which fork to use at a formal table setting?

There's only one fork.

Imagine you have two chices of what life you can live:

 

One: You are provided with meals, medicine, clothes and shelter. You are always with your family. You can lie in the sun and smoke, drink, play, cook, etc.. There will be certain rules you must follow such as no killing, no hurting others, no leaving the commune you were born in, no stealing, no tv, no newspapers and no books.

 

OR

 

Two: You are turned loose in the world with nothing. You start out cold and hungry. You may stay cold and hungry forever but you also have the opportunity to try and make a life for yourself. This will take a lot of hard work and there is no guaruntee you will ever live comfortably.

 

Which life do you choose?

The first one.

WHY?

You didn't mention that there were no computers/laptops. [/loophole]

 

 

What gives your ego a boost?

My intelligence.

 

What knocks your ego down?

My second mind.

 

Why is there no 'Mr. America' pageant?

Who cares?

Should there be?

I don't give a sh*t. I live in Canada.

 

What qualities would YOU look for in a Mr. America if such a contest were to exist (like miss america he would have to be a role model)?

I already said I don't give a sh*t.

 

If something offends you do you feel that it has no right to exist?

I don't care. Nothing offends me.

 

Why do advertisers seem to believe that guys will buy any product that a hot girl in a bikini is sitting next too?

This has been explained formally in art class. You're just too stupid to know about it.

 

What would you do if your mom had a fight with a male aquantance and you heard an answering machine message he left her cursing at her, calling her names and being very disrespectful?

Nothing.

 

What do you represent?

Myself.

 

What message does ___ send when given as a birthday present?

 

flowers:

"I can't think, so I just did something that everybody else does.

slippers:

"I ran out of money, so I just bought these from Chinatown.

candles:

"Meh. Whatever."

diamond necklace:

"Sorry, wrong person."

gift certificate:

"Well, I couldn't decide, so you do it."

cash:

Same as above.

books:

"I'm poor. Just take it and leave me alone."

 

How long has it been since you colored in a coloring book?

Holy crap. Maybe 10 years?

 

What have you been caught doing?

Nothing?

 

Does temptation make you do what you love?

Yes. Yes it does.

 

Do you have an gadgets in the house that you don't know how to use? What?

No.

 

Do you read the instructions to things or skip them?

Most of the time, yes.

 

Will yu ever reach your full potential?

No.

 

Who is your biggest fan?

Lots of people on YCM.

 

Who do you take care of?

My mother.

Who takes care of you?

My mother.

 

Do you think that lawyers should only argue cases when they feel like the client is in the right?

No, because they would lose their job.

If you were a lawyer would you argue cases when you felt like your client was completely wrong?

Yeah, I'm getting paid. Who cares? You're a lawyer for a reason.

 

Is it sexy in here or is it just me?

Just you. Now go away.

 

You are giving out your phone number to a HOTTIE by writing it on a napkin. Do you write a little note or draw a picture too? If yes, what?

Just a note.

 

Can you fold paper into anything (a hat, a swan, a boat, etc)? What?

I don't do origami. I already forgot how to make the common paper airplane.

 

How can a girl get a guy-she-is-dating's mom to like her better?

There isn't a point; if the mother doesn't like the girl, it won't happen.

 

What is one theory about life or anything that you came up with that no one else has?

I'll tell you when I remember. But I've made a lot.

 

Do you like answering questions about:

 

your life?

Not really; most of its been covered.

your taste?

No. It's also mostly been answered.

tv?

No, because I don't watch T.V. much.

music?

Only if it's about J-Music.

art?

Yes.

politics?

Who gives a sh*t?

life?

Sometimes.

religion?

Not really.

issues?

Isn't everything an issue?

sex?

Stop trying.

loved ones?

No.

favorites?

I don't have many favourites, so I end up saying none.

objects?

Maybe?

math?

No.

philosophy?

No opinion.

hypothetical situations?

Sure.

things that require lots of thought?

Not really.

 

The mortuary science department is having a bake sale. Does this strike you as funny?

Uh, what?

 

Death Penalty: Yes or No?

Yes.

If yes; Public Executions: Yes or No?

No.

 

What was the last song you looked up the words to?

One of the songs by Nami Tamaki. I don't remember anymore. Been a while.

 

What Saturday morning cartoons do/did you like?

I don't watch T.V. on Saturday mornings.

 

If anything's possible, then is it possible that nothing's possible?

Yes, because "anything's possible."

 

What does the T in T-Shirt really mean?

Tee?

 

Would you alter your routine if there was a sniper in your area?

Maybe?

If so how?

Depends if the sniper's being a pervert. If he's a hot handsome Asian guy who's watching me, that might be different.

 

Is castration a good punishment for extreme or repeat sexual offenders?

Sure?

 

Imagine you are teaching a class of sixth graders. A the start of the year you tell them, "If you come away with class and have learned only ONE THING, I hope that you learned....(finish the sentence)

How to do multiplication and division properly.

 

If you were being interviewed for a job in a clothing store how would you sell yourself to the prospective employers?

Stop being perverted.

 

How do you stop pop up ads?

You don't get infected by spyware in the first place. And if it's in your browser, just disable them all in IE, or download the original Adblock for Firefox. Not the new one. The new one's sh*t. But you can't find the old one anymore.

 

You are alone. You take a bus to the mall. The stop is right in the mall parking lot. You window-shop. You don't buy anything. You want to get back on the bus to go home when you realize you have lost all your money. You have no cell phone. All the payphones are jammed with gum. You can not get it out. How do you get the $1.50 you need to get on the bus and get home???

I'd rather just walk home then waste my time figuring this out.

 

How long would it take you to organize your bedroom?

Not long. Maybe half an hour at max? If I actually did it.

 

Make up a nickname for your bedroom:

Bedroom.

 

What comes after: I've got a love-a-lee bunch of coconuts (diddly dee)

 

There they are a-standing in a row.

 

Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...

 

Go away.

 

Where ARE the wild things?

Animals in the wild?

 

You get a six cd changer for the car, only problem is that you know that once you put in six cd's you can NEVER take them out. Which 6 cd's do you put in?

You don't. You use your MP3 player.

 

Pick a letter:

G.

List some great words starting with that letter:

GTFO.

 

Is eight days a week enough to show you care?

What?

 

Have you told your parents you love them today?

No.

 

What is the difference between a number two pencil and any other kind of pencil?

I don't care.

 

Have you ever cross-dressed?

No.

 

Are we living in a world without end?

Stupid question.

 

Wanna watch a movie about a cheerleading competition?

Have fun.

 

DO you dance in the rain?

No.

 

2967. Should the sopranos actors have been allowed to march in the St Patrick's Day parade?

Who cares?

 

Is oral sex. anal sex or regular sex more intimate?

What? Stop being perverted.

 

Is it time to switch to Decaf?

I don't care. I don't drink coffee.

 

Why is it that the truth hurts?

What?

 

What are you guilty of?

Nothing.

 

What gives you inner stregnth?

My second mind's evil diabolical schemes.

 

*eyes you suspiciously* Where have all the COOKIES gone?

The chookies are all reserved for my pet kitty.

 

What is a good gift for someone you don't like so that it SEEMS to be nice but really 'gets' them somehow?

Cash.

 

If you don't like the service at a restraunt would you skip the tip?

Yes?

WWhy or why not?

I wouldn't even care.

 

Apples or peaches or pumpkin pie?

Apple pie. Peach pie is too sweet, and pumpkin pie tastes crappy.

 

What Race/nationality was Jesus?

The one that should've never survived past the day it was born.

 

What was one evening you'll never forget?

A lot.

 

Name 13 ways to look at a blackbird:

Look. Turn around and look. Look up. Look forward. Point and look. Talk and look. Pretend you're looking. Look at it through a mirror. Look through binoculars. You know what? Screw it. Whatever.

 

Trick or Treat?

Both.

 

If you had money to burn, what 'toy' would you spend your money on (think monopoly game with real money, luxory boat, a train layout that takes up a house, etc.)?

An Xbox 360 with every single good multiplayer game and at least 20 full-year Xbox Live cards.

 

If you could write your own ten commandments, what would they be?

 

1 - Get a life.

 

2 - Stop trying to get a life.

 

3 - Stop thinking about how you're trying to get a life.

 

4 - Stop feeling that you're thinking about how you're trying to get a life.

 

5 - Stop talking about how you're feeling that you're thinking about how you're trying to get a life.

 

6 - Stop imagining that you're talking about how you're feeling that you're thinking about how you're trying to get a life.

 

7 - Stop writing about how you're imagining that you're talking about how you're feeling that you're thinking about how you're trying to get a life.

 

8 - Stop typing about how you're writing about how you're imagining that you're talking about how you're feeling that you're thinking about how you're trying to get a life.

 

9 - Start from the first commandment again.

 

10 - There is no spoon.

 

 

When people lose weight, where does it go?

Out with your sweat.

 

Have you ever seen an Ed Wood film?

No.

if yes, what one(s) and what did you think?

N/A.

If no, aren't you curious to see a movie by the person known as the worst director of all time?

No.

 

What kind of bread do you like to eat (white, rye, potato, grain, whole wheat, etc)?

White.

 

Are you emotional articulate?

No.

 

Does everything happen for a reason?

Yes.

 

Do you take a piece of those you have loved and carry it around forever?

No.

If yes, than aren't they still with you even when you are gone?

N/A.

 

Is it true that the child is worth ten of the parent?

What?

 

Can you think of a door that has closed in your life?

Yes. The door that locks away my feelings of anger and sadness.

Can you think of a window that has opened?

No.

 

What does this mean to you: 'Necessity is the mother of invention'?

Demand creates jobs?

Do you believe that necessity is also the mother of:

 

courage?

Sometimes.

survival skills?

Sometimes.

independence?

Sometimes.

 

What helps you to get over a Major heartache?

Cool tea.

 

Can you depend completely upon yourself?

If I had money, yes.

have you ever tried?

No.

 

How can you tell the difference between the end of one part of your life and the beautiful beginning of the next part?

I just can.

 

Have you ever read an stories by Kate Chopin?

No.

If not, I suggest that you do.

 

 

Do you often make the best discoveries when you really weren't looking for anything (or anyone)?

Yes.

 

How did you find out about Hatsune Miku?

 

I don't remember.[/b]

 

Why does Pikachu enjoy copypasta Static's question?

I have no idea.

Do you think Static is e**c' date=' too?

[b']No. And stop saying that word.[/b]

 

A - AVAILABLE: Now.

B - BIRTHDAY: Ask me on MSN.

C - CRUSHING ON: Nobody.

D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Cool tea.

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: Lots.

F - FAVORITE SONG: Jesus - Gackt.

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Worms. The bears are crappy and don't last long.

H - HOMETOWN: Ask me on MSN.

I - IN LOVE WITH: IRL: Nobody' date=' but here: Warren & Hunter.[/b']

J - JUGGLE: I can't.

K - KILLED SOMEONE: No. At least, not yet.

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: In a graduation trip to Ottawa.

M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Never drank one before.

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: None.

O - ONE WISH: Infinite wishes.

P - PERSON WHO CALLED YOU LAST: Mother.

R - REASON TO SMILE: I smile all the time.

S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD: Don't remember.

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: At like, 7 a.m. this morning.

U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Pervert.

V - VEGETABLE(S): A few.

W - WORST HABIT: Exerting my intelligence to you inferior beings.

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: None.

Y - YOYOS ARE: A kid's toy?

Z - ZODIAC: Monkey.

 

Random Questions About You:

Spell your name without vowels: M. Lol.

Your favorite number: None.

What color do you wear most?: I don't pay attention.

Least favorite color?: None.

What are you listening to?: Nothing right now.

Are you happy with your life right now?: No.

What is your favorite class in school?: Fotoshoppe.

When do you start back at school/college?: I've already started school.

Are you outgoing?: Yes.

Favorite pair of shoes?: Anything that fits me.

Can you dance?: No.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: A what?

Can you whistle?: No.

Cross your eyes?: Yes.

Walk with your toes curled?: Never tried it.

THE WHAT'S

What is the temperature outside?: No idea.

What was the last restaurant you ate at?: I don't remember.

What was the last thing on TV you watched?: A Chinese drama.

THE WHO'S

Who was the last person you IM'd?: Shadius.

Who was the last person you took a picture of? N/A.

Who was the last person you said I love you to?: My mother?

Who was your last text from?: Text message? I don't do text messages.

CRYING SECTION

Ever really cried your heart out?: I don't cry.

Ever cried yourself to sleep?: No.

Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: No.

Ever cried over the opposite sex?: No.

Do you cry when you get an injury?: No.

Do certain songs make you cry?: No.

 

LOOK AT ME

What is your current hair color?: Black.

What does your hair look like now?: Long and straight.

Current piercings?: None.

Have any tattoos?: No.

Eye color?: Brown.

CURRENTLY WEARING

What shirt are you wearing?: A long sleeve shirt.

Pants: My pajamas.

Shoes?: None.

 

HAVE YOU EVER

Been to jail: No.

Ran away from home: No.

Laughed so hard you cried: No.

Cried in school: No.

Wanted to be a model: No.

Done something really stupid that you still laugh about: A lot.

Seen a dead body: No.

Skinny dipping: Wtf's that?

THIS OR THAT

Pepsi or Coke: Coke forever.

McDonald's or Burger King: Burger King. It's cheaper.

Single or Group Dates: ...

Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.

Strawberries or Blueberries: Rhetorical question.

Meat or Veggies: Veggies.

TV or Movie: Movies.

Guitar or Drums: Dunno.

Adidas or Nike: Dunno.

Chinese or Mexican: Chinese.

Cheerios or Corn Flakes: Cheerios.

Cake or Pie: Cake.

MTV or VH1: What's VH1?

 

1. Were you named after anyone?: No.

2. When was the last time you cried?: Never.

3. Do you like your handwriting?: I write in several different ways.

4. What's your favorite sport?: None.

8. Do you still have your tonsils?: Yes.

9. Would you bungee jump?: No.

10. What is your favorite cereal?: None. But I like Frosted Flakes.

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?: No.

13. What is your favorite ice cream?: Vanilla.

14. What is the first thing you notice about people?: Lots of them are stupid.

15. Red or pink?: Pink.

16. What is your least Favorite thing about yourself?: My sinister scheming abilities.

17. Who do you miss the most?: Nothing.

18. Do you want everyone to complete this list?: No.

21. What are you listening to right now?: Nothing.

22. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: Pink.

23. Favorite Smells?: Dunno.

24. Do you wear contacts?: No. Glasses are hot.

25. Favorite foods?: None.

26. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings, I guess.

27. Summer or winter?: Summer.

28. Hugs or kisses?: Hugs. Kisses are fake.

29. What book are you reading right now?: None.

30. What is on your mouse pad?: My mouse.

31. What did you watch on TV last night?: N/A.

32. Favorite sound(s)?: Music.

33. Rolling Stones or Beatles?: Neither.

34. What's the farthest you've been from home? Ottawa.

35. Do you have a special talent?: Yes. Being beautiful and intelligent.

 

why is there people asking like a million questions at once?

 

They can't think of them themselves.

 

You arent answering them' date=' are you?

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I am, it takes time.

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1. What is the meaning of Xuel?

 

2. What do the following lines describe

 

Flowing through the air without hesitation or despair,

A troubling affair with in it's wake.

Salvation or sorrow sinking in with each turn,

Slowly passing it's gaze to the fading wind.

Only to reveal a tempted fate.

 

3. Do you liekz meh emo haur?

 

4. Uh.... uh........ Purple and Black or Cyan and White?

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1. What is the meaning of Xuel?

No idea.

2. What do the following lines describe

 

Flowing through the air without hesitation or despair' date='

A troubling affair with in it's wake.

Salvation or sorrow sinking in with each turn,

Slowly passing it's gaze to the fading wind.

Only to reveal a tempted fate.

[b']Something? I cba to think.[/b]

3. Do you liekz meh emo haur?

Hair? Dunno. Haven't seen it.

4. Uh.... uh........ Purple and Black or Cyan and White?

Neither. How about purple and pink?

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I dont know if I already asked

"Whats your opinion of me?"

I don't care?

If I did' date=' answer this question instead:

Do you think the development disparities in the different countries are a big problem?

[b']If they're related to me in some way, yes.[/b]

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do you think that we should just keep things going as they are' date=' or try and get away from trade with china due to their poisonously substandard products?

[/quote']

 

If the world didn't rely on China's products, we would have an even worse recession. Or a depression.

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