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Well wy can't I help how about this plot.

 

God said let thier be light and yatta yatta yatta' date=' blah, blah blah. Man don't people get tired listening about what that old geezer did? I know I sure did, I went up thier one day, tried to tell him what's for and a bunch of prissy twits said "Noooo, how dare you defy his lords sanctity". So the little boy scouts through me underground for thousands of years. Not fun I assure you.

 

Anyway a while ago I discovered how the sin of the little monkeys upstairs decended to the earth when they died, it collected into crystals. Eventually the crystals gained enough power to create thier own guardians, free thinking beings that appered as thier sin incarnate (pretty fun guys to be around, I played poker with them on Sundays). Anyway, the little boy scouts with thier pretty halos decided that the crystals were somehow dangerous. The idiots probbaly thought I would use them to send humans into hell, did they honestly belive I wanted MORE monkeys stinking up the place? As usual the angels did the one thing they were good at, screwing things up. Theydecided that instead of being polite and asking they would go to my lair, kill everyone in sight, and destroy the crystals. What they didn't expect was that destroying the crystals would remove the sin weighing hell down, fusing it with heaven. Apperantly they didn't like me as a neighbor (I wasn't too keen on it either mind you) and decided the best thing was to blow everything up to seperate heaven and hell.

 

So they nuked the new realm. And it did exactly what you would think it would do.

 

Now me and some of my fellow demons are stranded in a radioactive heaven/hell realm trying to survive. It's all very Fallout 3 but you don't see me laughing. So all that is left is to rebuild.

 

 

My name is Lucifer and these are my memoirs.

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B-b-b-b-but...

I'm Lucifer also D=

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Yeah, that's the opening page.

 

I picked Lucifer because I thought that is who you'll be.

 

I'll be Mephistopheles, who goes by the name of M and has became a merchant of death after the apocalypse (strangley it was only an afterlife of the apocalypse, Earth is unaffected).

 

Merchent of death means he is an arms dealer. Basically he sells hand made weapons and can 'tinker' with a weapon for more power. However this costs a bit of Humanity (this are the scattered bits of human souls in the world since they mostly died in the nuke, it's the currency in the apocalyptic world).

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Because anything Chinese/Japanese by non-Chinese/Japanese people is fangirlish.

 

And don't give me crap about X-31 and Pikachu being Chinese; that doesn't count. >->

 

Someone, forgot who it was, requested it. I just did what they wanted me to. End of story. <_<

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Dear god man' date=' I'm underage.

 

Besides, I don't drink alcohol. =P

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I'm underage too, this is actually just Root Beer. =P

And I don't drink Beer. I drink Soda though.

 

Sparkling wine ftw?

 

And wtf is....fangirlish?

 

Something that girls usually are like, "EEEEEKKK NO WAI!!!" in like you want it so bad. It usually happens with Teenage girls that are obsessed with Male Celebs, example, Zack Effron.

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