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And who is she? And why has she done this?

 

You make it sound like a malevolent act!

 

She's a user on this site who uses MSE exclusively. You might have heard of her 'Fancy Hero' archetype (most of the OCG fixes in that set are mine...). And the pic for my "Power Tool Dragon /AM" was drawn by her artist.

 

 

@ Whamo: AR = Action Replay.

 

@ Clair: It is fun watching a Bidoof raise something to Lv.45. However' date=' I needed to use my AR in order to beat the Battle Frontier, since I couldn't be bothered to go through it normally.

 

One good thing from PokeSav. You can beat Cynthia's Garchomp with a Magikarp. (Has 'Wonderguard' and 'Horn Drill') [i']That[/i] will make your day, I assure you.

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Why cant Necro' date=' Max, and the other people who told me to stop spamming just say it when Im on. I dont like it when you yell at me while I'm off. Now, are we still talking about pokèmon or can I change the topic.

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Because I'm only online at the same time as you about 30% of the time. Also, it is the first thing we see, so we comment; asking the question ahead of time so that when you do log on, you notice it.

 

It's, in essence, setting things up to put them into motion later. I think we are now talking about Pokemon and Action Replay (aka The God of Pokemon).

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i agree with necro phoenix. when i had the chance to do LoZ: LttP, i insisted on doing everything the 'true soldier way', because it's more fun like that, and much more satisfying.

now where do i go for shoddy battles? someone send me a link so that i can set up an account and start owning, please and thank you.

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I hate FEAR Pokemon...except if I'm using my Tyranitar, since the Sandstorm gets rid of it between turns.

 

In the spirit of parody;

 

[spoiler=[b]Pokemon DPPt: Arceus is a Hacker[/b] (PG-12)]

(Arceus creating the Pokémon World using "PokeSav Omnipotence Edition")

 

Arceus: Okay, every other Pokémon is balanced with its own set of weaknesses and resistances. But since I’m God, I’ll just set it to base stat 720, with 120 in each stat. That’ll make it fair!! (Laughing madly) Right...the other stuff. My ability. Now, I could have Wonder Guard, but that’s not interesting enough. I know! I’ll be able to change type endlessly! And my signature move? I’ll rain divine power down onto my enemies! And that will be able to change type endlessly as well! ...This is fun!

 

(Player used Azure Flute. A glittering staircase appeared)

 

Player: ...How tacky. And I am the only one who a) Thinks this is ridiculously dangerous, I mean look at that drop... and b) Thinks this is the villain’s lair from a rejected Bond movie. It’s almost like a cloud base.

 

(Player climbs the staircase as “Stairway to Heaven” plays)

 

(Arceus looks down on Player)

 

Arceus: Excellent! Now I can scare that mortal away with the form I take when I descend from up high...a gigantic, jet black serpent of death!!!

 

(As Arceus descends, Rotom appears in his computer, opens Photoshop and Arceus’ Form.jpg file, and starts screwing with it.)

 

Wild Arceus appeared

 

Arceus: (Laughing evilly) Now mortal, cower in fear at my- (Notices body) WHAT THE HELL!!! I’m not supposed to look like this!!! I look like some sort of cloudy..goat...horse...thing!!! ROTOM!!! You’ve corrupted my files haven’t you!!! I never should have created you, you ungrateful little b*stard!!!

 

Composes themselves

 

Arceus: At least my cry should have held up (a deep booming roar), I backed that up! (Arceus cries out) ...WHAT!!! I sound like friggin’ Pingu!!! ROTOM!!! I’m going to tear off you *bleep*-ing *bleep*s and shove them up your *bleep*-ing *bleep*...*bleep*... ...Hang on, do you actually have those (you don’t have a gender do you)? And how do you shove something up a lightbulb?

 

Player: ...I know I’m interrupting, but your appearance now raises a severely damaging debate.

 

Arceus: How?

 

Player: Well, by showing yourself here, you have proved that God exists. However, proof denies faith; and since a belief in a God is based entirely on faith, you have just destroyed all faith in you...and thus you can’t exist. By showing yourself to me, you made yourself non-existant.

 

Arceus: ...Shut up and fight me mortal!

 

Player sent out Lv.100 Giratina

 

Giratina: Ha! The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

 

Arceus: Only a master of the Reverse World, Giratina. (Obvious rip-off is obvious...)

 

Giratina: At least my Origin Forme looks acceptable...fool.

 

Arceus: Enough of this! I rain divine Judgement down onto you Giratina!

 

Wild Arceus used "Judgment"

 

It doesn’t affect Giratina

 

Arceus: Crap...I’m a Normal-Type at the moment so Judgement is too...so it won’t affect Giratina...

 

Giratina: Your divine powers are weak old man.

 

Player: And surprisingly ineffectual...

 

Arceus: Shut up!

 

Player used Master Ball

 

Arceus: What the hell?! I’m all-powerful yet somehow I can be caught in a Pokeball! Damn you Game Freak!!! Where’s an Action Replay when you need one?

 

Player: Yes!!! I just caught God!! This world is finally mine!! ...Hang on...this raises all sorts of metaphysical problems because since I now command God, I am God. However, since I am mortal and fundamentally flawed, I can’t be God. Yet at the same time I am...My head hurts...

 

(Lots of careful thinking later)

 

Player: Screw the spiritual debate! I’m just going to use this surprisingly under-powered ‘God’ to kill my foes on GTS.

 

Arceus: Underpowered?! You dare to challenge my power?! I could smite you here and now!!

 

Player: Then do it.

 

Arceus: ...I said I could...if I wanted to...I just don’t want to...

 

Player: RIIIIGHT!

 

Arceus: You know nothing of my power mortal!!

 

Player: Then do something God-like.

 

Arceus: Like what?

 

Player: I don’t know, a miracle of some sort. Allow me to walk on water.

 

Arceus: I can’t do that!

 

Player: And that is why you suck at being a God. And why Action Replay is the only true God (kisses Action Replay DS cartridge) Amen.

 

 

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And Max? I lol'd.

 

Thanks.

 

And FYI, in all my Pokemon fics, there three gods of the Pokemon world and one devil. The Gods are Arceus, Action Replay and Game Freak; while their dark counterpart is PokeSav (whose followers sacrifice weak Pokemon to gain stronger ones).

 

As such, Action Replay cartridges sometimes appear in-game and PokeSav has it's own altar, deep under Mt. Coronet.

 

Also, the character in D/P/Pt is a PokeSavian. But is also against all ships, especially Fortuneshipping; since he sees it as vile.

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I hate FEAR Pokemon...except if I'm using my Tyranitar' date=' since the Sandstorm gets rid of it between turns.

 

In the spirit of parody;

 

[spoiler=[b']Pokemon DPPt: Arceus is a Hacker[/b] (PG-12)]

(Arceus creating the Pokémon World using "PokeSav Omnipotence Edition")

 

Arceus: Okay, every other Pokémon is balanced with its own set of weaknesses and resistances. But since I’m God, I’ll just set it to base stat 720, with 120 in each stat. That’ll make it fair!! (Laughing madly) Right...the other stuff. My ability. Now, I could have Wonder Guard, but that’s not interesting enough. I know! I’ll be able to change type endlessly! And my signature move? I’ll rain divine power down onto my enemies! And that will be able to change type endlessly as well! ...This is fun!

 

(Player used Azure Flute. A glittering staircase appeared)

 

Player: ...How tacky. And I am the only one who a) Thinks this is ridiculously dangerous, I mean look at that drop... and b) Thinks this is the villain’s lair from a rejected Bond movie. It’s almost like a cloud base.

 

(Player climbs the staircase as “Stairway to Heaven” plays)

 

(Arceus looks down on Player)

 

Arceus: Excellent! Now I can scare that mortal away with the form I take when I descend from up high...a gigantic, jet black serpent of death!!!

 

(As Arceus descends, Rotom appears in his computer, opens Photoshop and Arceus’ Form.jpg file, and starts screwing with it.)

 

Wild Arceus appeared

 

Arceus: (Laughing evilly) Now mortal, cower in fear at my- (Notices body) WHAT THE HELL!!! I’m not supposed to look like this!!! I look like some sort of cloudy..goat...horse...thing!!! ROTOM!!! You’ve corrupted my files haven’t you!!! I never should have created you, you ungrateful little b*stard!!!

 

Composes themselves

 

Arceus: At least my cry should have held up (a deep booming roar), I backed that up! (Arceus cries out) ...WHAT!!! I sound like friggin’ Pingu!!! ROTOM!!! I’m going to tear off you *bleep*-ing *bleep*s and shove them up your *bleep*-ing *bleep*...*bleep*... ...Hang on, do you actually have those (you don’t have a gender do you)? And how do you shove something up a lightbulb?

 

Player: ...I know I’m interrupting, but your appearance now raises a severely damaging debate.

 

Arceus: How?

 

Player: Well, by showing yourself here, you have proved that God exists. However, proof denies faith; and since a belief in a God is based entirely on faith, you have just destroyed all faith in you...and thus you can’t exist. By showing yourself to me, you made yourself non-existant.

 

Arceus: ...Shut up and fight me mortal!

 

Player sent out Lv.100 Giratina

 

Giratina: Ha! The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

 

Arceus: Only a master of the Reverse World, Giratina. (Obvious rip-off is obvious...)

 

Giratina: At least my Origin Forme looks acceptable...fool.

 

Arceus: Enough of this! I rain divine Judgement down onto you Giratina!

 

Wild Arceus used "Judgment"

 

It doesn’t affect Giratina

 

Arceus: Crap...I’m a Normal-Type at the moment so Judgement is too...so it won’t affect Giratina...

 

Giratina: Your divine powers are weak old man.

 

Player: And surprisingly ineffectual...

 

Arceus: Shut up!

 

Player used Master Ball

 

Arceus: What the hell?! I’m all-powerful yet somehow I can be caught in a Pokeball! Damn you Game Freak!!! Where’s an Action Replay when you need one?

 

Player: Yes!!! I just caught God!! This world is finally mine!! ...Hang on...this raises all sorts of metaphysical problems because since I now command God, I am God. However, since I am mortal and fundamentally flawed, I can’t be God. Yet at the same time I am...My head hurts...

 

(Lots of careful thinking later)

 

Player: Screw the spiritual debate! I’m just going to use this surprisingly under-powered ‘God’ to kill my foes on GTS.

 

Arceus: Underpowered?! You dare to challenge my power?! I could smite you here and now!!

 

Player: Then do it.

 

Arceus: ...I said I could...if I wanted to...I just don’t want to...

 

Player: RIIIIGHT!

 

Arceus: You know nothing of my power mortal!!

 

Player: Then do something God-like.

 

Arceus: Like what?

 

Player: I don’t know, a miracle of some sort. Allow me to walk on water.

 

Arceus: I can’t do that!

 

Player: And that is why you suck at being a God. And why Action Replay is the only true God (kisses Action Replay DS cartridge) Amen.

 

 

 

I lol'd at this so hard...

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I'm not kidding Chrid. In my Abridged Gold and Silver; Gold (the player) makes cryptic references to there being Gods of the Pokemon world. He's proven right in Azalea Town when he summons Action Replay to combat Game Freak who are attempting to destroy him for pointing out an obvious plot-hole (G/S/C were full of them...). He also seems to forsee Arceus, to which all the other characters have no clue what he's saying.

 

In Ruby/Sapphire, the short way I've got has proven both Ruby and Sapphire to be Elementalists, believing in the Kyogre and Groudon version of the creation legend. However, they will both briefly become PokeSavians in order to beat the Battle Tower.

 

Finally, in Platinum Abridged, the player reveals that PokeSav is indeed a demon from another world, and Arceus is an underpowered god. Other than that, he hates both women and ships; and wonders why Team Galactic were never prosecuted for their acts of wanton terrorism (bombing areas of natural significance in Sinnoh).

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I hate FEAR Pokemon...except if I'm using my Tyranitar' date=' since the Sandstorm gets rid of it between turns.

 

In the spirit of parody;

 

[spoiler=[b']Pokemon DPPt: Arceus is a Hacker[/b] (PG-12)]

(Arceus creating the Pokémon World using "PokeSav Omnipotence Edition")

 

Arceus: Okay, every other Pokémon is balanced with its own set of weaknesses and resistances. But since I’m God, I’ll just set it to base stat 720, with 120 in each stat. That’ll make it fair!! (Laughing madly) Right...the other stuff. My ability. Now, I could have Wonder Guard, but that’s not interesting enough. I know! I’ll be able to change type endlessly! And my signature move? I’ll rain divine power down onto my enemies! And that will be able to change type endlessly as well! ...This is fun!

 

(Player used Azure Flute. A glittering staircase appeared)

 

Player: ...How tacky. And I am the only one who a) Thinks this is ridiculously dangerous, I mean look at that drop... and b) Thinks this is the villain’s lair from a rejected Bond movie. It’s almost like a cloud base.

 

(Player climbs the staircase as “Stairway to Heaven” plays)

 

(Arceus looks down on Player)

 

Arceus: Excellent! Now I can scare that mortal away with the form I take when I descend from up high...a gigantic, jet black serpent of death!!!

 

(As Arceus descends, Rotom appears in his computer, opens Photoshop and Arceus’ Form.jpg file, and starts screwing with it.)

 

Wild Arceus appeared

 

Arceus: (Laughing evilly) Now mortal, cower in fear at my- (Notices body) WHAT THE HELL!!! I’m not supposed to look like this!!! I look like some sort of cloudy..goat...horse...thing!!! ROTOM!!! You’ve corrupted my files haven’t you!!! I never should have created you, you ungrateful little b*stard!!!

 

Composes themselves

 

Arceus: At least my cry should have held up (a deep booming roar), I backed that up! (Arceus cries out) ...WHAT!!! I sound like friggin’ Pingu!!! ROTOM!!! I’m going to tear off you *bleep*-ing *bleep*s and shove them up your *bleep*-ing *bleep*...*bleep*... ...Hang on, do you actually have those (you don’t have a gender do you)? And how do you shove something up a lightbulb?

 

Player: ...I know I’m interrupting, but your appearance now raises a severely damaging debate.

 

Arceus: How?

 

Player: Well, by showing yourself here, you have proved that God exists. However, proof denies faith; and since a belief in a God is based entirely on faith, you have just destroyed all faith in you...and thus you can’t exist. By showing yourself to me, you made yourself non-existant.

 

Arceus: ...Shut up and fight me mortal!

 

Player sent out Lv.100 Giratina

 

Giratina: Ha! The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

 

Arceus: Only a master of the Reverse World, Giratina. (Obvious rip-off is obvious...)

 

Giratina: At least my Origin Forme looks acceptable...fool.

 

Arceus: Enough of this! I rain divine Judgement down onto you Giratina!

 

Wild Arceus used "Judgment"

 

It doesn’t affect Giratina

 

Arceus: Crap...I’m a Normal-Type at the moment so Judgement is too...so it won’t affect Giratina...

 

Giratina: Your divine powers are weak old man.

 

Player: And surprisingly ineffectual...

 

Arceus: Shut up!

 

Player used Master Ball

 

Arceus: What the hell?! I’m all-powerful yet somehow I can be caught in a Pokeball! Damn you Game Freak!!! Where’s an Action Replay when you need one?

 

Player: Yes!!! I just caught God!! This world is finally mine!! ...Hang on...this raises all sorts of metaphysical problems because since I now command God, I am God. However, since I am mortal and fundamentally flawed, I can’t be God. Yet at the same time I am...My head hurts...

 

(Lots of careful thinking later)

 

Player: Screw the spiritual debate! I’m just going to use this surprisingly under-powered ‘God’ to kill my foes on GTS.

 

Arceus: Underpowered?! You dare to challenge my power?! I could smite you here and now!!

 

Player: Then do it.

 

Arceus: ...I said I could...if I wanted to...I just don’t want to...

 

Player: RIIIIGHT!

 

Arceus: You know nothing of my power mortal!!

 

Player: Then do something God-like.

 

Arceus: Like what?

 

Player: I don’t know, a miracle of some sort. Allow me to walk on water.

 

Arceus: I can’t do that!

 

Player: And that is why you suck at being a God. And why Action Replay is the only true God (kisses Action Replay DS cartridge) Amen.

 

 

 

I lol'd at this so hard...

i know! i couldn't stop laughing, it was just so funny! i am going to turn this into picture format and then sig it, because it is just that epically funny!

@clair: thank you!~ i shall make an account there shortly!~

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