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Milk VS. Apple Juice(The death match of all time!)


etzer

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Never really was a fan of apple juice' date=' so, milk.

 

And, funny thing is that probably, many people here haven't actually drank pure apple juice. Most of you probably have only drank the store bought ones :/

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I only drink direct-pressed 100% Apple Juice. No, really. I do.

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As R. Lee Ermey would say (Mail Call FTW) :

"APPLE JUICE?! I HATE APPLE JUICE, IT CAUSES TOOTH DECAY!!"

*Pulls out a TC Encore and blasts glass of apple juice*

"THERE!!! HOW DIDYA LIKE THAT?!"

 

Milk is the only way to go.

It shines your teeth and makes your bones harder.

Also, it's healthy.

I like apple cider more than apple juice, anyway.

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Milk pros:

 

~ Goes good with cookies.

~ 1% is not as watery as skim, but still healthy.

~ Goes good with cereal.

 

Milk cons:

 

~ Soy tastes like sheet.

~ Skim tastes like sheet.

~ 2% is unhealthy.

~ Whole milk is the worst crap you can ever drink in your life.

 

Apple Juice pros:

 

~ Goes good with a lot of things.

~ Made from apples.

 

Apple Juice cons:

 

~ Sugar.

 

Final Judgement:

 

Milk > Apple Juice

 

ASSUMING regular apple juice and PLAIN, 1% milk.

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