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You totally ruined Baidu. >_>

 

Oh right' date=' how do you say 'Grass Mud Horse' in Chinese?

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Cao Ni Ma

 

Cao 'Wo' Ma? *slaps Victa*

 

You totally ruined Baidu. >_>

 

Oh right' date=' how do you say 'Grass Mud Horse' in Chinese?

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Cao Ni Ma

 

Cao 'Wo' Ma? *slaps Victa*

 

Victa: Grass Nest Horse? Where do we find it! (Wo means nest in Chinese)

 

.....You fail at Chinese.

 

You said 'Cao Ni Ma', which also means 'F*** my mum'. So I slapped you.

 

Victa: I AM Chinese! Not from China. Wo DOES mean nest. Check Wiki- wait a sec, do they do that?

Hidden Fiery Crab: Did you just say the F-word (A reference of a video that started with "What is 5 times 2?" And yes continue.)

 

OMG I know what I'm saying to my Spanish teacher!

 

Grass Mud Horse: Good for you... can you teach me Spanish please?

 

can you dance Thriller?

 

Victa: Nope... Never did...

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Victa: I eat pie...

 

French Croatian Squid: *Finds a book that says "Imaginary Creatures made by Victa" and recites a page from it...*

 

"What's this beast? Grass Nest Horse? Cao Wo Ma? F*** my- Nevermind. This page is the sickest page ever. Inhabits the Sahara Desert? Is an Alpaca?"

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Ah well, At least i have a few Questions.....

 

*Suddenly This tiny Gray figure wearing an Orange mask and wielding 4 really stumpy swords Jumps at Pikachu*

 

No RathianeatingShakalaka! No! No jumping on other people!

 

*the Gray figure gets off Pikachu, Then jumps and lands on Flandre's Shoulder*

 

Sorry about that, This is my second personality if my brother is able to get his way about things, This is RathianeatingShakalaka, it appears he has Questions as well

 

Flandre: Have you ever heard of Touhou!?

 

RathianEatingShakalaka: Screech-Screech-Screech!? (Have you Ever Heard of Monster Hunter!?)

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what do you think of my new title?

 

Victa: I can't see the eyebrow...

 

Small Elegant Butterfly: Rawrzomz - A Loud Sound' date=' or roar, coming from a zombified(undead) organism.

 

Victa: That's the definition.

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That is so bs.

 

It means "So awesome that you have to roar". You never knew that?

 

Small Elegant Butterfly: Was I anywhere close? And Do you have black hair?

 

@Victa: Will Pikachu be my friend?

 

@Pikachu: Will you be my friend?

 

Quail Pigeon: Oh no! Pikachu's using Thunderbolt on me! I'm a Flying-type' date=' so it's super effective! I still didn't die! Let's start the Battle!

 

Victa's Side: Quail Pigeon(Normal/Flying)

Pikachu's Side: Himself(Electric)

 

Victa: I start first! C'mon out, Quail Pigeon!

 

Trainer Pikachu would like to battle

Trainer Pikachu sends out Pikachu!

Go! Quail Pigeon!

Quail Pigeon used Internet Peck!

It's not very effective.

Pikachu used Shadow Ball!

It had no effect on Quail Pigeon.

Quail Pigeon used Temporary Banhammar!

Pikachu is banned! He may not be able to move!

Pikachu got unbanned!

Pikachu used Thunder!

It's Super Effective!

Quail Pigeon used Earthquake (Yup, Internet Memes do that)

But It missed!

Pikachu used Volt Tackle!

But It missed!

Quail Pigeon used Trojan Virus!

Quail Pigeon fainted!

Pikachu fainted!

 

Victa: Yup, it's a tie. So since Pikachu nearly destroyed Quail Pigeon, you should be his friend.

 

Ah well, At least i have a few Questions.....

 

*Suddenly This tiny Gray figure wearing an Orange mask and wielding 4 really stumpy swords Jumps at Pikachu*

 

No RathianeatingShakalaka! No! No jumping on other people!

 

*the Gray figure gets off Pikachu, Then jumps and lands on Flandre's Shoulder*

 

Sorry about that, This is my second personality if my brother is able to get his way about things, This is RathianeatingShakalaka, it appears he has Questions as well

 

Flandre: Have you ever heard of Touhou!?

 

RathianEatingShakalaka: Screech-Screech-Screech!? (Have you Ever Heard of Monster Hunter!?)

 

Grass Mud Horse: I've heard of neither! Why not have a seat on our soft cozy couch, sandwiching an Alpaca like me.

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