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This movie was utter crap

 

It killed all that was awesome about GI Joe, replaced it with stupidity, and didn't even do a Michael Bay level crap job at it

GI Joe wasn't even an all American task force that everyone knew and loved, now it's some super omega secret group with hundreds of operatives that are from all over the freaking world

Story was nonsense: Cobra's backstory was retarded, the main character's love interest was one of the stupidest most classic GI Joe killing thing ever, and the whole thing that revealed the existence of Cobra and all of them is utterly retarded

The fight scenes were attrociously done, random gunfire from highly trained soldiers doesn't make sense and the ninja fights were terribly choreographed into these ugly patterns

It had Marlon Wayans in it, that just right there should've made everyone know this was just a cop out crap movie trying to rake in money from a huge franchise

 

and that's just the some of the reasons this movie is stupid

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quite a good film' date=' I liked it. Since it's been so long since I've seen the animated series of it, it did much better than I expected

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I've never heard of the animated series....

 

But anyway, I did enjoy the film.

 

It wasn't as crap as "poorly choreographed" as problematica said.

 

I guess it was just one of "those" movies....

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This movie was utter crap

 

It killed all that was awesome about GI Joe' date=' replaced it with stupidity, and didn't even do a Michael Bay level crap job at it

GI Joe wasn't even an all American task force that everyone knew and loved, now it's some super omega secret group with hundreds of operatives that are from all over the freaking world

Story was nonsense: Cobra's backstory was retarded, the main character's love interest was one of the stupidest most classic GI Joe killing thing ever, and the whole thing that revealed the existence of Cobra and all of them is utterly retarded

The fight scenes were attrociously done, random gunfire from highly trained soldiers doesn't make sense and the ninja fights were terribly choreographed into these ugly patterns

It had Marlon Wayans in it, that just right there should've made everyone know this was just a cop out crap movie trying to rake in money from a huge franchise

 

and that's just the some of the reasons this movie is stupid

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So pretty much Revenge of the Fallen all over again?

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This movie was utter crap

 

It killed all that was awesome about GI Joe' date=' replaced it with stupidity, and didn't even do a Michael Bay level crap job at it

GI Joe wasn't even an all American task force that everyone knew and loved, now it's some super omega secret group with hundreds of operatives that are from all over the freaking world

Story was nonsense: Cobra's backstory was retarded, the main character's love interest was one of the stupidest most classic GI Joe killing thing ever, and the whole thing that revealed the existence of Cobra and all of them is utterly retarded

The fight scenes were attrociously done, random gunfire from highly trained soldiers doesn't make sense and the ninja fights were terribly choreographed into these ugly patterns

It had Marlon Wayans in it, that just right there should've made everyone know this was just a cop out crap movie trying to rake in money from a huge franchise

 

and that's just the some of the reasons this movie is stupid

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So pretty much Revenge of the Fallen all over again?

 

Almost exactly as bad

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